Since we're on a song kick, you know how they play a Pro Wrestler’s theme music as he makes his way to the ring? (Hulk Hogan had “Real American,” Ric Flair had “Theme from 2001 – A Space Odyssey,” C.M. Punk had “Cult of Personality.”)
Wouldn’t it be cool if the DJ played YOUR theme music as you entered the club?
So go ahead and post a) what your strip club entrance music would be, and/or b) your “suggestions” for other TUSCL members
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a) Burning Down the House (Talking Heads)
b) Suggestions:
Papi_Chulo – Baby Got Back Lopaw – I Kissed a Girl Shadowcat – What’s New, Pussycat? SlickSpic – Bust a Move Clubber – Another One Bites the Bust Mikeya02 – FreezeFrame Ranukam – I Want You to Want Me Juice, Caprisun, et al – (They say it’s your) Birthday Jerikson40 – Jerkin’ Back and Forth Dougster – Stu’s Song “Doug” (from The Hangover)*
*youtube.com
steve229 (and any other her 16 y/o girls trolling us in here): "Selfie"
My theme music when I walk through a doorway has been, is, and will always be "Shotgun" by Jr. Walker & The All-Stars.
Now, my fight music is a toss up between "Stranglehold", "Jingo", and "Why Can't We Be Friends".
SJG......as I've already noted...
Benny Hill theme song...or "If I only had a Brain"......or "They're Coming to Take Me Away"
All the guys here who make 350k a year...
"Hey Big Spender"
@Mikey-"Cat Scratch Fever" for FarmerArt.
lol!.........here's another...
SlickSpic- Vin Scully announcing the Dodgers starting line-up
Haha
"Hello There" - Cheap Trick
What Steve's sugar baby will be listening to at Xmas time...
"Santa Baby"
Lap Dance King - ""Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood"
Duke- "Oscar Mayer Wiener Song" Zipman- "Space Cowboy"
steve,
Clubber – Another One Bites the Bust
Typo or play on words?
For myself, one of a number...
Theme from Mighty Mouse OR the National Anthem from any country in the Orient.
“Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor
I’m saving “Baby got Back” for a special occasion such as my wedding if I ever get married.
John Williams' "Theme from Superman," because I look like Clark Kent.
Good one Steve! Relax by Frankie is the quintessential LDK or BJ song!! I can picture Melanie Griffith right now.
'Cat Scratch Fever'??........never heard the tune. I would hope that it is martial and triumphal music. farmerart deserves that sort of music to announce his entrance into a club.
Music such as:
The Ride Of The Valkyries Scotland The Brave (Bagpipes of the Royal Tank Regiment) Carmen (Overture)
Year of the Cat (Al Stewart) Shadowcat
Jaws Theme (John Williams) sharkhunter
Motorhead by hawkwind for motorhead Cant go ace of spades to obvious
No Steve, my entrance music would be "I'm in love with a stripper". Can't you tell by my threads? :) The 2nd choice would be "make it rain".
The theme song from the movie Rocky
I'm also a fan of "Fast and Loose" by Mötorhead. But in my case, it should be called "Fat and Loose".
Ass n Titties
Ass n Titties
In my head i usually hear the intro to James Brown's The Big Payback as I walk into the club
Eruption/You Really Got Me by Van Halen
I suggest 2112 by Rush for San Jose Guy (unless you know of a longer song).
IME with major props. My cousin played that when we were kids and use to fight. That was his fight song.
Anybody else think steve229 watches way too much TV?
I'll let you guys choose for me. I am not sure right now.
Estie, I think "The Boy from New York City" by the Ad Libs would suit you fine. It's a classic. Check it out.
@Estafador-If you from Brooklyn, you have a slew of jams to choose from.
DDan,
Once went to a Chambers Brother concert. They did one song then finished with"Time" (and jammin') for the rest of the show.
Another gem for LMN would be Clapton, "Cocaine"
^^^ and of course, "I Want a New Drug"--the famous Huey Lewis and the News
^^^^ better yet, "Cold Turkey"-John Lennon
Mine would have to be about a sucker born every minute or probably the theme from "Revenge of the Nerds."
@Mikey-It's like Deja Vu, all over again(Yogi!). I'm watching the Dodgers vs. Rockies. I hear Scully with the play-by-play. Next thing you know, I got an Ultimate Warrior looking hard-on. I mean, vein city. I don't know how much more I can take.
In the US clubs they play beautiful people by Chris Brown and it has happened on more than one occasion.
For Mexico it is Little Guitars by Van Halen.
All you have to do is ask and tip.
I'd love to hear this when I walk into a club lmfao
Ice ice baby
She Shook Me All Night Long-AC/DC or Big Poppa-The Notorious B.I.G
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