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Your Strip Club Entrance Music

steve229

Since we're on a song kick, you know how they play a Pro Wrestler’s theme music as he makes his way to the ring? (Hulk Hogan had “Real American,” Ric Flair had “Theme from 2001 – A Space Odyssey,” C.M. Punk had “Cult of Personality.”)

Wouldn’t it be cool if the DJ played YOUR theme music as you entered the club?

So go ahead and post a) what your strip club entrance music would be, and/or b) your “suggestions” for other TUSCL members

41 comments

  • steve229
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    10 years ago
    a) Burning Down the House (Talking Heads)

    b) Suggestions:

    Papi_Chulo – Baby Got Back
    Lopaw – I Kissed a Girl
    Shadowcat – What’s New, Pussycat?
    SlickSpic – Bust a Move
    Clubber – Another One Bites the Bust
    Mikeya02 – FreezeFrame
    Ranukam – I Want You to Want Me
    Juice, Caprisun, et al – (They say it’s your) Birthday
    Jerikson40 – Jerkin’ Back and Forth
    Dougster – Stu’s Song “Doug” (from The Hangover)*

    *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vAexf4IU…
  • Dougster
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    10 years ago
    steve229 (and any other her 16 y/o girls trolling us in here): "Selfie"

    http://youtu.be/kdemFfbS5H0

  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    My theme music when I walk through a doorway has been, is, and will always be "Shotgun" by Jr. Walker & The All-Stars.

    Now, my fight music is a toss up between "Stranglehold", "Jingo", and "Why Can't We Be Friends".
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    SJG......as I've already noted...

    Benny Hill theme song...or
    "If I only had a Brain"......or
    "They're Coming to Take Me Away"
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    All the guys here who make 350k a year...

    "Hey Big Spender"
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    @Mikey-"Cat Scratch Fever" for FarmerArt.
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    lol!.........here's another...

    SlickSpic- Vin Scully announcing the Dodgers starting line-up
  • SlickSpic
    •
    10 years ago
    Haha
  • rockstar666
    •
    10 years ago
    "Hello There" - Cheap Trick
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    What Steve's sugar baby will be listening to at Xmas time...

    "Santa Baby"
  • steve229
    •
    10 years ago

    Lap Dance King - ""Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood"
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    Duke- "Oscar Mayer Wiener Song"
    Zipman- "Space Cowboy"
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    steve,

    Clubber – Another One Bites the Bust

    Typo or play on words?

    For myself, one of a number...

    Theme from Mighty Mouse OR the National Anthem from any country in the Orient.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor

    I’m saving “Baby got Back” for a special occasion such as my wedding if I ever get married.
  • SuperDude
    •
    10 years ago
    John Williams' "Theme from Superman," because I look like Clark Kent.
  • pensionking
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    10 years ago
    Good one Steve! Relax by Frankie is the quintessential LDK or BJ song!! I can picture Melanie Griffith right now.
  • farmerart
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    10 years ago
    'Cat Scratch Fever'??........never heard the tune. I would hope that it is martial and triumphal music. farmerart deserves that sort of music to announce his entrance into a club.

    Music such as:

    The Ride Of The Valkyries
    Scotland The Brave (Bagpipes of the Royal Tank Regiment)
    Carmen (Overture)
  • motorhead
    •
    10 years ago
    Year of the Cat (Al Stewart)
    Shadowcat

    Jaws Theme (John Williams)
    sharkhunter

  • ime
    •
    10 years ago
    Motorhead by hawkwind for motorhead
    Cant go ace of spades to obvious
  • Clackport
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    10 years ago
    No Steve, my entrance music would be "I'm in love with a stripper". Can't you tell by my threads? :) The 2nd choice would be "make it rain".
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    The theme song from the movie Rocky
  • motorhead
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    10 years ago
    I'm also a fan of "Fast and Loose" by Mötorhead. But in my case, it should be called "Fat and Loose".
  • shanny72
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    10 years ago
    Ass n Titties
  • shanny72
    •
    10 years ago
    Ass n Titties
  • ime
    •
    10 years ago
    In my head i usually hear the intro to James Brown's The Big Payback as I walk into the club
  • DandyDan
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    10 years ago
    Eruption/You Really Got Me by Van Halen

    I suggest 2112 by Rush for San Jose Guy (unless you know of a longer song).
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    IME with major props. My cousin played that when we were kids and use to fight. That was his fight song.
  • Dougster
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    10 years ago
    Anybody else think steve229 watches way too much TV?
  • Estafador
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    10 years ago
    I'll let you guys choose for me. I am not sure right now.
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    Estie, I think "The Boy from New York City" by the Ad Libs would suit you fine. It's a classic. Check it out.
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    @Estafador-If you from Brooklyn, you have a slew of jams to choose from.
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    DDan,

    Once went to a Chambers Brother concert. They did one song then finished with"Time" (and jammin') for the rest of the show.
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    Another gem for LMN would be Clapton, "Cocaine"
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    ^^^ and of course, "I Want a New Drug"--the famous Huey Lewis and the News
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    ^^^^ better yet, "Cold Turkey"-John Lennon
  • PhantomGeek
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    10 years ago
    Mine would have to be about a sucker born every minute or probably the theme from "Revenge of the Nerds."
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    @Mikey-It's like Deja Vu, all over again(Yogi!). I'm watching the Dodgers vs. Rockies. I hear Scully with the play-by-play. Next thing you know, I got an Ultimate Warrior looking hard-on. I mean, vein city. I don't know how much more I can take.
  • silkypants
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    10 years ago
    In the US clubs they play beautiful people by Chris Brown and it has happened on more than one occasion.

    For Mexico it is Little Guitars by Van Halen.

    All you have to do is ask and tip.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    I'd love to hear this when I walk into a club lmfao

    Ice ice baby

    https://youtu.be/rog8ou-ZepE

  • Tetradon
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    3 years ago
    Eminem ft. Nate Dogg - "Shake That"

    "There she go
    Shakin' that ass on the flo'
    Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
    The way she's grindin' that pole
    I think I'm losin' control"
  • RamPaige
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    3 years ago
    She Shook Me All Night Long-AC/DC
    or
    Big Poppa-The Notorious B.I.G
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