The king says the dancer must be willing to give me an LDK. Well king, I've got to admit, that would certainly be ok.
But, if I can get the girl to suck on my dick. That's something that really does the trick.
And it should be bareback and not covered, you see. Now that, Mr king, is something that really pleases me.
Then if by chance she would let me cum in her mouth, I would travel a distance for that, even to Follies in the south.
Also full-service, if offered, that's too is a great way to go. I particularly like it if I get to fuck her real slow.
And another option is if she's willing is the titty fuck, Although that's not nearly as good as when I can get her to suck.
Lately I try to get dancers to meet me outside, like right now, But of course I've got no interest at all if she's a fat cow.
So to the king I must say that an LDK is nice as you say, But there's many other ways you can get a stripper to scratch where you itch.
And if she won't do it, then no money for her, cause she's a rip off bitch
A poet that didn't know it. :)