To Lap Dance King
The king says the dancer must be willing to give me an LDK.
Well king, I've got to admit, that would certainly be ok.
But, if I can get the girl to suck on my dick.
That's something that really does the trick.
And it should be bareback and not covered, you see.
Now that, Mr king, is something that really pleases me.
Then if by chance she would let me cum in her mouth,
I would travel a distance for that, even to Follies in the south.
Also full-service, if offered, that's too is a great way to go.
I particularly like it if I get to fuck her real slow.
And another option is if she's willing is the titty fuck,
Although that's not nearly as good as when I can get her to suck.
Lately I try to get dancers to meet me outside, like right now,
But of course I've got no interest at all if she's a fat cow.
So to the king I must say that an LDK is nice as you say,
But there's many other ways you can get a stripper to scratch where you itch.
And if she won't do it, then no money for her, cause she's a rip off bitch
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last commentA poet that didn't know it. :)
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Bravo, bravo.
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haha, well done John Smith
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Whew! When I first saw this topic. I was afraid JS69 had done an in-depth analysis of all of LDK's posts for the last 6 months
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Funny. Like I said, jerikson is the only one screwed up enough to make that sort of effort even potentially worthwhile, and it was only two months. I do after-all have to earn my $350k + salary.
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Shucks! I was actually looking forward to your in-depth analysis of San Jose Guy's posts.
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^^^^No need for that. We already know he waltz's into dives to seduce every body and make them want him. Despite his wordage, thats about it. Oh yeah....throw in the way things
used to be.
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"he waltz's into dives to seduce every body and make them want him."
Basically correct. Its because I've never signed on for "extras", ejaculation services. It's because my P4P FS experiences are mostly in AMPs, and because I like it when the girl gives it up, and so it was always GFE-FS. Very little HJ / BJ 'till completion. Not really interested in that.
But it is also because I was married and I felt that I had to maintain some safety limits, so no OTC. In the local clubs, talk is still about all that can be done ITC. But talk is still the best way to prepare a girl for GFE, on the clock or off the clock. So I got an education.
What I had not known before I started participating in this TUSCL forum was just how much FS is being done in SC's across the country. But some of it is more "extras"-FS, which the dancer's rightly don't even consider as sex.
When it comes to GFE-FS in SC's, don't worry about me, I will be visiting these places and partaking!
SJG
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Lol
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