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A dancer that knows what she wants

Read her TUSCL bio: https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=296102

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jaxxx staxxx

Hoe what s you talking? Go put on yo heels Go sell da pu$$y while i close dis deal I like dem hood bitches that love smokin da good shyt ...im getting that bottom bitch da some hood shyt Hoe im in…

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The True Identity of Jerikson40

Jerikson40’s post have irritated me for quite some time, but until now I’ve never quite been able to identify exactly why that was so. In several recent posts, I have suggested…

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Kansas Gubernatorial Candidate in a 1990's Strip Club Incident

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/09/kansas-gubernatorial-candidate-paul-davis-strip-club-111165.html The guy should get a break because this happened 16 years ago and he was single at the time. Digging up dirt is a time-honored tradition in politics, but I do worse things every week.

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Awesome Guide to Portland Strip Clubs.

I found a recent article on the internets listing Portland's strip clubs. It's a nice concise summary of the numerous clubs in Portland.

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When the going gets tough, they call on a senior citizen. :)

Three years ago Fred Allen* was a taxi driver working 12-hour shifts to make ends meet. Today, he is a gun for hire, having received tens of thousands of dollars from Sydney's metropolitan councils in exchange for crucial evidence that…

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OT: Scotland...should we stay or should we go? Fuck it, we'll stay.

With Londonguy posting I'd love to get a take on the recent referendum. All you other pervs chime in too. I thought it would be closer. But then I noticed that the only places that really broke for independence were…

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FKK reviews for Vienna x 3 posted

Founder overcame the problem of new club submissions so the three reviews have just been posted.

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The Essex gentlemans club in Phoenix

I'm intrigued by the name of this club and how it got it's name, if anybody knows? Over here Essex is the name of county (equivalent to your 'state'). And is well known for certain personality types throughout the U.K. Essex is…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in about 10 years and it along with it's dancers is showing its age. California clubs are known for a lot of things, extras, tattoos, action outside of the club…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Went there Saturday night around 11:30....

Went there Saturday night around 11:30. Patted down by the bouncer, 10 dollar cover. Most of the women were in decent shape, some small breasted. Got a lap dance from a chinese/philipine girl.…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

I went here on a Tuesday...

I went here on a Tuesday night, the drinks were cheap. There was maybe 5 girls working, mostly all of them average, and one latina in her late 20's. She was maybe a 7, natural…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

unfortunately this is the only game...

unfortunately this is the only game in town... however I wanna warn the regulars and the newbies alike, the cashier is a crook. I gave her 50 bucks, ten for entry and rest for change…

Fresh

Mödling, Austria

I am writing my three reviews...

I am writing my three reviews of my FKK visits in the order in which I went to them. Me and my two buddies jumped in a taxi and asked to go to Fresh, my two…

Funpalast

Vienna, Austria

So the three of us arrived...

So the three of us arrived at Funpalast hoping for better girls, atmosphere and action. And that's exactly what we got. Funpalast is huge compared to Fresh, It's like a gig warehouse with different 'themes' within…

Goldentime Sauna Club Vienna

Vienna, Austria

If I tell you guys that...

If I tell you guys that this place gives FKK Oase a good run for it's money you'll know it's a great club. We spent all day and night in here, arrived at about 4pm and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to this club. The first time I realized how dark it was inside and walked expecting that - nothing has changed about it, its still dark. $10 cover. Bouncers find…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

After taking a break from clubs...

After taking a break from clubs for a few months, I decided to drop by Spearmint Rhino. It has been a favorite of mine. Unfortunately, that has now changed. $10 to get in.…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

I was in Portland for the...

I was in Portland for the weekend, and every single list of things to do in Portland says to go to a strip club. I've been to several clubs in LA, but this was…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

After a wedding, my girl didn't...

After a wedding, my girl didn't 'feel good' so feeling horny on my way home I hit Dreamgirls at ricks. When I went I use the cash machine it was empty, the guy running the…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I went to this club with...

I went to this club with a friend on an early Friday night (I believe) back in March. It took until after midnight for the crowd to pick up but by that time we were…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

I can't believe I waited this...

I can't believe I waited this long to write a review! Anyway, I went to Playmates with a couple of friends. As you can imagine, majority of the girls are Hispanic. There were a few white…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

It's been 2 months since my...

It's been 2 months since my last review of this club and I racked my brain trying to figure out some thing to say about it, that has not already been said. Then it came…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped in a couple of weeks...

Stopped in a couple of weeks ago, it was late Saturday night. Greeted almost immediately by warm hand and an offer for a private dance. I declined, got a drink, & got a seat at…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

I stopped out at ELB this...

I stopped out at ELB this afternoon and had a wonderful hour long session with Eve. She is a wonderfully polite, petite 5'4 115# incredibly sexy (IMO) model. It had been awhile since I…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

I worked at this club for...

I worked at this club for a few days while visiting family in jacksonville. This is the first club i have ever seen that is located in a shopping center which threw me off at first.…

The Harem

New Orleans, Louisiana

After a disappointing experience at one...

After a disappointing experience at one of my favorite Bourbon St. clubs I decided to head over to the less well traveled and known clubs along Iberville and Chartres. Many reviews describe the clubs…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in Phoenix, and read some...

Was in Phoenix, and read some reviews of clubs. Wasn't sure where I wanted to go, but considered Bandaid's, and when I was on my way somewhere else, I saw the club and decided to…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

sunday is a good day to...

sunday is a good day to go, lots of girls from near by dance there because their club is closed on sundays, I saw a super star dancer name is judy young…

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, Louisiana

As noted in my review of...

As noted in my review of The Harem club, I made my way to the "Iberville Dives" looking for some extras after a bad experience on Bourbon Street, knowing the dancer quality would likely be…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by on way home from...

Stopped by on way home from airport. Was happy hour and shift change. Was immediately approached by a heavier 20-ish brunette and quickly passed despite her handshake. Older (mid…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

This is the second club I...

This is the second club I happened to notice while taking an Uber ride from JFK into Manhattan. The club is just off the Queensboro bridge and easily recognized at night by its blue (or…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Went to Lusty's on a Saturday...

Went to Lusty's on a Saturday nite. Surprisingly there were only 4 dancers and 3 patrons. Hanna was there and approached me right away, giving me a $5 bar side dance.…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

This place really has the neighborhood...

This place really has the neighborhood bar feel, most of the day shift girls have been here a long time, honestly, some too long but at least they are nice. One of the things…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Made 3 visits in the last...

Made 3 visits in the last 6 weeks. Two were during the weeks and the 3rd was on a Saturday. Excellent and friendly service is the one constant between the visits. Cover charge can…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

Tried out this club while in...

Tried out this club while in town on business. It was a Tuesday night so I was not expecting lots of available girls. Around 8pm is when I got there and there were…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Based on other reviews I had...

Based on other reviews I had to visit this club. For Non VIPs, this club is the real deal. It doesn't look like much from the outside, but inside, it's like a normal…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Its been a while since I've...

Its been a while since I've visited the club and the physical layout has been described many times, and it hasn't changed for a long time. The staff I've gotten to know are still there…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Decided to visit what I had...

Decided to visit what I had hoped would be the premier strip club for Maine (which shouldn't be hard considering there are only five to choose from). The club is very easily accessed from…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I visited Heavenly Bodies twice over...

I visited Heavenly Bodies twice over the course of the summer. A stripper friend was working there and asked me to come in and see her, which I never did because of her constantly changing…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

I stopped by this club around...

I stopped by this club around 1:30pm on a Tuesday so i didn't expect it to be filled with girls, but they only had 2 dancers on shift taking turns on stage rotations. The club…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Jaguars has really good nights especially...

Jaguars has really good nights especially on Super Tuesdays when the cover, and dances are 5 dollars. You can get a lot of mileage with this pricing. Also on these days, the club calls in…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

First visit into Rick's. We...

First visit into Rick's. We were vacationing in indiana so we thought we had to try this place. The physical setup seems very nice. The staff was for the most part courteous…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Went in here for the first...

Went in here for the first time while in indiana on vacation. We'd read about this place and often thought the written reviews reminded us of a club down here in florida called Inner…

La-La's Gentlemens Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Wow. I really try to...

Wow. I really try to be a positive person in the way I view life, but, holy shit! This is the worst go-go bar I've ever been to. I can put up…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

stopped by into this place after...

stopped by into this place after not being here in quite some time. I won't go into details regarding admissions/cover as all of that has been covered in prior posts. the prices and the lapdance area…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

As mentioned before the Raid did...

As mentioned before the Raid did a number on this club. I saw a few familiar faces from some recent trips, but not many. There was Leann who is the only one still…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

We visited here after the Braves...

We visited here after the Braves game. They have Valet parking (don't know the price cause we didn't use). There is a lot just one block north that is 5 bucks for 12 hours. Cover…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

We ended the night here after...

We ended the night here after Magic City. Arrived around 12:30am and the cover was $10. The place was packed with no where to sit or even stand really. Capt and coke was $5.50. They…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This club has always been my...

This club has always been my favorite. The women come in varying shapes and sizes for all your discerning tastes and there are some women willing to go above and beyond for a tip.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Stopped in just after opening on...

Stopped in just after opening on a Wednesday afternoon $3.00 cover. Instead of 6 stages going they had only 4 as it was early and there was a limited number of dancers. As…

Metropolis

Stepney, England

So... Gotta say this place didn't...

So... Gotta say this place didn't rock me. Not been back since the first time. Left with cash in my pocket... Yeah if you want... - local English girls - more tattoos 'n' pierced girls than other…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I was on vacation in Myrtle...

I was on vacation in Myrtle Beach. This is an old favorite of mine. It's always packed on the weekend so I visited during the week nights a couple of nights. The…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I visited this club a couple...

I visited this club a couple of nights. Earlier in the week I could tell the management may have been bikers. I guess that may give the club a rougher feel to it…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I enjoyed seeing lots of good...

I enjoyed seeing lots of good looking dancers here. What turned me off was the super bright flashing lights around the main stage. I thought I needed sun glasses. It was brighter…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

I returned from the beach and...

I returned from the beach and decided to visit the local clubs. Some of the dancers here compete well in looks to the dancers at the beach. In fact I ran into a dancer…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

I call every Wednesday. It...

I call every Wednesday. It is a great place for the beautiful women. The drinks are $.25 on Wednesday they are well. There is always a lot of girls and always seems to be…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

This is the largest club in...

This is the largest club in terms of floor space I have ever been to. There are lots of dancers and it stays open until 6 AM on Saturday night. They stop serving…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Came in here around 2pm on...

Came in here around 2pm on a Friday afternoon, and it was dead. There were about 10-15 guys in the club, and about 3 girls working. I stuck around for an hour but nobody came…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

I came here after a slow...

I came here after a slow night at 390. Much more going on here. There were quite a few hot dancers here. I got a few dances from various girls. I got approached pretty regularly…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

I went to Blue Lagoon Spa...

I went to Blue Lagoon Spa today after work because I been working OT and my back is a bit sore. I picked Brittany and paid 45mins $60 fee. The receptionist guided me…

Dusk to Dawn

Waterbury, Connecticut

Went here after midnight on a...

Went here after midnight on a Wednesday. Mr happys is right down the street which a lot more people were there than they were here..but I decided to stop in anyways. There were about 5…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

After a disappointing visit to Spearmint...

After a disappointing visit to Spearmint Rhino, I decided to check out Baby Dolls. It is now $7 to get in. This is due to a new Texas State law that requires patrons of sexually oriented establishments…

Mirage Night Club

Houston, Texas

Stopped by early afternoon to check...

Stopped by early afternoon to check the action and see who was there. Turns out I was the only customer and Hana was the only girl. Hana was known as Yumi when she…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

I visited around 1am. It was...

I visited around 1am. It was pretty dead but it was a Tuesday. I saw 2 dancers both of which were talking to a group of about 6 guys. I sat at the bar and…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped in on a Friday night....

Stopped in on a Friday night. As always the place looks a little rough from the outside. Go in the door and security is there to wand you and check your member card. In to…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I was at the club Wednesday...

I was at the club Wednesday afternoon. The best times to go in my opinion are during weekdays,say Wed thru Sat, before 5:30. There's always plenty of hot girls with diverse backgrounds, such as spanish,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I had not been to this...

I had not been to this club in a while, and I was hoping that some of the previous reviews might be wrong to a certain degree, but this place has REALLY gone down the…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

...

I actually dance here. Overall this is a nice club (I've been in quite a few). Countinuously updated, And a wide selection of girls, one for every type. I…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This was my first visit in...

This was my first visit in about 3 years, since the club changed its name from sheiks. Facility wise this place is gorgeous. The outside has large columns which give the building a stately look.…

Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Fairhaven, Massachusetts

I stopped in after some saturday...

I stopped in after some saturday afternoon bbq on the last warm saturday in early sept. The club opens pretty late so I got there at like 6 and it felt like they just opened.…

Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)

New Orleans, Louisiana

Strike one was at The Harem,...

Strike one was at The Harem, strike two was at Dixie Divas. See my reviews of those two clubs. Decided I would hit the thrid and final "Iberville Dive" club, the Artist Cafe.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Visited on sunday @ approx. 1pm...

Visited on sunday @ approx. 1pm 3 dancers present.. 2 were the regular riff raff of bogarts tory and some other i forget her name.. Lastly was brandy (brunette) had i pretty decent convo with…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

I parked near Reeder for free....

I parked near Reeder for free. Got there about 3:30 after watching the Cowboys game at Strokers. It was "Sunday Funday" $10 to get in and $10 dances. It was $5…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

This summarizes a few visits over...

This summarizes a few visits over the last few weeks. I've visited this club several time now over the last few months since my work travel has slowed and kept me out of Atlanta…

Foxy Girls

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was on vacation and was looking...

Was on vacation and was looking for a aa strip club since majority of them aren't and can't get with non hip hop music in a strip club...drinks weren't expensive and girls were not spectacular…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

I went to Playmates alone one...

I went to Playmates alone one night to sober up after my poker game before driving home. It was a Wednesday night and Playmates was crawling with women. There must have been 35+ girls and…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Always consistent and never disapoints. Ten...

Always consistent and never disapoints. Ten dollar cover for Friday afternoon which includes a small buffet. You can park out front which is limited or next door in front of the car wash which is…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

I have been going here for...

I have been going here for several years. It definitely has it's benefits. It is the classiest club in Cleveland, and has many beautiful women. The setup has changed from time to…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I was down there with a...

I was down there with a group of friends for a bachelor party. We hit up TDs North first before coming here, and the it was WAY better than TDs North. The girls were a…

The Pony - Waterloo

Waterloo, Iowa

The outside of the place is...

The outside of the place is seedy looking, and the inside was seedy to. Next to the dance floor they have two televisions showing Porn flicks. I found the dancers to be a bit…

Gator Island Sports Bar

Harvey, Louisiana

I was driving through the West...

I was driving through the West Bank a week and a half ago and went to check out Joey’s Cabaret since nobody had reviewed it since December 2011. It turns out that Joey’s is gone,…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Stopped at the driftwood on a...

Stopped at the driftwood on a weekday night in august. I had never been to a club in NC, so i figured I needed to check this out and by the reviews, driftwood seamed…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Stopped by sticky mickeys to see...

Stopped by sticky mickeys to see what was on the menu today. I figured I was going to get a LD so I got a chip with my first beer. I watched a…

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Stopped at the pigs inn on...

Stopped at the pigs inn on a friday afternoon to see if things had changed since my last review. Definitely changed for the better (although the black girl that was too big for my…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

Entered the club around 9-930pm ,...

Entered the club around 9-930pm , place was in a somewhat safe part of town lots of traffic several ppl walking aroun, granted I was with 4 friends . Walked in paid…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

This club is pretty good for...

This club is pretty good for a strip club in the US. There is some really hot chicks and some pretty bad ones. There is a great dancer to customer ratio. Staff is friendly. You…

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New format

How many wish to read the first topic and click on the blue "Start a Discussion" button instead of the less visible topic heading? Might just be me, but one of those little annoyances that drive me nutter than I already…

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Flint, Michigan

Any recommendation for good strip clubs in Flint? Heard $ goes further here than Detroit... hot girls are a plus but I'm looking for girls that are dirty LOL

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Why You Should Stop Giving Your Favorite Money And Move On

#10 She's getting older and other dancers are encroaching on your territory, just can't ignore them. #9 ~~~You've lost that loving feeling, ooohhhh that loving feeling. #8 Seeing her is not a matter of seeing someone special. #7 She's not putting enough time…

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Bacon condoms

They are here. Gives a new meaning to "porking" https://twitter.com/kevinlamparter/status/512661876346322944

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Big Ass girls

How many of y'all like/love those girls with Kim Kardashian asses. In my opinion if you would do that doggie you could not reach pussy through the cheek on the backside. Besides my ex's ass got that big after…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

I was there around 5 ...

I was there around 5 PM which was an hour early so I had to wait a while. They let me in for $10 which is good for a nude strip club…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by for mid afternoon. Didnt...

Stopped by for mid afternoon. Didnt seem like much was going on and almost no enthusiasm from any of the girls. Was a relaxed atmostsphere. Lots of young spinners. I was just swinging by to…

The Living Room Dayton

Medway, Ohio

Stumbled upon this place after seeing...

Stumbled upon this place after seeing a couple of positive reviews and looking for something different in Dayton. Physically club is nice than I expected, not as dark as some places, comfortable seating,.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

This place was DEAD. So dead...

This place was DEAD. So dead that they almost did not have a girl for what would have been almost two hours had the one girl eft not stayed. It doesn't seem as though they…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

I don't like this place much....

I don't like this place much. I was there Friday afternoon, night. There was this fat ass white blond girl there Tara. Got some dance from her and they was like 'bad'. She just…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I haven't been to Christies in...

I haven't been to Christies in years, and haven't ever seen a feature performance before, so I decided to go in Thursday night to catch Sophie Dee and Gianna Michaels. The club is still…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went to this club soon...

I went to this club soon after it got its liquor license, so it was topless only. The inside of the club is really nice. It's really big, and there are two central…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

The place is open and you...

The place is open and you can see the entire area and stages (except for the private dance areas) across the room. I find it rather odd that you would have a large…

The Gold Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Been to Gold Club many times,...

Been to Gold Club many times, it's one of our mainstays on our annual golf trip. Was the place to go late night when other clubs were closing until 6/7am. Above average quality, sometimes the…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Have been to this club three...

Have been to this club three times now in the late afternoon on the weekend. Club is nice and clean. Bar that wraps around the stage that's typical for the clubs here.…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

I was in Sioux Falls for...

I was in Sioux Falls for work and this place was across the street from my hotel. I decided to goon Wednesday and the cover was only 2 bucks. I also had three vodka and…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Visited this club on a Fri....

Visited this club on a Fri. night. Comfortable crowd and plenty of ladies to interact with. Most cruise the floor and are very approachable with some even approaching you nicely just to chat and see…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I stopped by on a Thursday...

I stopped by on a Thursday evening for a friends birthday party. Valet collected their fee ($10) right then. When I asked why then, the valet explained that Thursdays gets wild and they want their…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This is just an update to...

This is just an update to my previous tootsie review. Went back a couple months ago which was a couple months after my first visit. For full details about the club refer to my earlier.…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Visited the Spearmint Rhino for the...

Visited the Spearmint Rhino for the first time last night. Parking is free with no valet option. The bar is divided into 2 separate areas. There is a cover charge for each…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Fun place. Mostly hot girls. A...

Fun place. Mostly hot girls. A couple 9s a couple 6s and the rest fall in between. $250 for 30 minutes in a nice VIP room, complete with porn if you want. As others have…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Stopped in to see if my...

Stopped in to see if my ATF was there. Not too many dancers and the extremely annoying Diamond was absent. Happened upon one of my regulars from the Playpen, Jinnie. This one…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a weekday early afternoon. The club is in a relatively safe feeling area and I parked just outside the door anyway. Paid the $15 bucks, went in to this very…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

Another typical Bugsy's experience? Read on.......

Another typical Bugsy's experience? Read on.... I finished up with business I had in the area and decided to give Bugsy's another try. I arrived early evening before their shift change. Maybe 5 dancers, a…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Great joint with casual scene. ...

Great joint with casual scene. Alcohol served. Girls friendly. Almost passable as a normal bar LOL. I was hanging with a few friends and co-workers in downtown San Jose. Some dive bar. Least…

Scandals

New York, New York

Scandals is not a great place...

Scandals is not a great place but not bad either. As far as the layout of the club its not bad but the place needs some updating. It's location is a little tough if you're…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

It's not often that I walk...

It's not often that I walk into a club with a couple hundred dollars in my pocket, intent on spending it, and walk out hours later with the same couple hundred. But that's what…

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Anyone in NC or SC

I posted yesterday I got the extra treatment from this stripper at PlatPlus. That said we started fcking around with no gym hat(stupid I know but I really didn't think shit was going to go down) That said, anyone else…

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Boob Jobs

Mr. Shadow, in another thread, made the interesting statement: "Do you know what the leading cause of boob jobs is? It is men glorifying big tits even though the abhor fakes." It's a very interesting issue that I've never quite understood. I…

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legs cabaret moments cabaret

Dancer bartender named charm. Anybody fuck wit her???

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Dancer Pricing

In recent threads discussing dance/VIP prices with a dancer who seemed convinced her time was worth $30 to $40 for a lapdance, it got me thinking. What are reasonable lapdance prices? Well, first thing you want to consider is federal and…

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No strip club for couple weeks

Short on cash so I'm gon have to occupy my mind with video games and alcohol I guess

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Those of you that are into anal.

Has this ever happened to you? http://www.xnxx.com/video6887742/accidental_anal_desvirginization_-_fun

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good or funny strip club names

What tuscler names or variations of their name would make good or just funny club names?

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for all you big ass loverz watch deeeeeez

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=nxtIRArhVD4

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Strip club on Gandy scheduled for auction block

Anyone going to bid? http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/civil/strip-club-on-gandy-scheduled-for-auction-block/2198312

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a little song for all you tusclers n love wit dem strippers

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jypmDeHjq0I

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Mel's Diner Edition

It's a beautiful Friday and perfect for today's episode of Fuck-Marry-Kill! That's right folks, you read the headline correctly. Today we're going back and getting greasy with three wanton waitresses. Your lovely contestants are- Alice Flo Vera Grab a blue plate…

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what was your first tuscler review like ?

Copy and past your first tuscler review ever below

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Chaz....Living the Dream

One of the funniest movie scenes ever. Will Ferrell as Chaz in Wedding Crashers. Epic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID8B1Vn3YWg

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First Time Happening Just Now, She Wants To Make It Happen

So I was typing the discuss page and the phone rings. I just met her a two weeks ago and we had a good time in the VIP. She got my digits and she calls me every four days. But tonight is that…

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Got Laid by a stripper for the first time.

I just started doing the strip club thing about a year ago, and by that I mean I've been to a strip club. Maybe 20 times in my entire life. In my thirties now. Last week club in South…

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Regarding Tall Dancers

I've never had a very intimate moment with tall dancers. You know, I see them not often but on rare occasion I would catch myself staring at her sizing her up, because most of the time I see average dancers…

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When your dancer has fallen in love with you

#1 She sends you text every single day. #2 She tells you stories about her life outside of the strip club. #3 She asks you to come with her whenever she wants to go out. #4 She touches you, a lot. #5 She says…

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club presidential gold CLOSED in Greenville SC

According to its Facebook page its official CLOSED

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Myrle Beach shoot em up.

Horry County[SC] police are investigating two separate shootings that occurred within a few blocks of one another and less than half an hour apart. No arrests have been made directly related to the shootings, which appear to be unrelated, said…

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what is a whale ?

Of course its some one that hoggs a dancer or dancers and spends a lot of money all night but exactly what is the minimum amount to spend to be considered a whale ?

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The Decision

No, not LeBron. PGA golfer Anthony Kim has to make a big decision. A couple of years ago, Kim was a rising young star on the PGA tour. But he has been plagued with injuries and…

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a quick clip on some girls at the treasure club in asheville and greensboro club

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMzC9i36jr8&feature=youtu.be

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Attention Shadowcat (and the rest of the geriatric TUSCL gang)

Per SW – “Hustling the Old Dudes?” I've noticed recently that the old farts have taken an interest in me and I've been getting some dances off them (when they approach my tip rail and ask for them.) When I first…

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creative ideas for photo's

For those that would love to exchange photos of our providers and dancers hit me up in a pm so we can exchange emails

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Forum

Hey all. Is it possible to view the discussion forum in the normal internet forum format? I'm new here. I have tons of questions. I bet they've all been answered here a ton of times. I don't want to…

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Getting back to normal

I just read a review for the Inner Room Cabaret in Cocoa Beach FL. Apparently the house is cracking down on how much shit you can get away with. Every time I have seen this happen it is because of…

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Scam 206-801-6130

Just now, some foreign sounding guy, told me he's from the legal department of the IRS, and a claim of tax fraud has been filed against me. Call this number to clear things up or the IRS will have…

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International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Ahoy ya land lubbers. The 19th of September is fast upon us and you know what that means? Argh, it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Me n me crew of salty dogs are taking to the…

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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo...poetry for the Jerikson40 dude

Jerikson's queasiness with the mere idea of Jameis Winston shouting "fuck the bitch up the ass" got me thinking about how fluid gender roles have been. Them crazy, crazy ancient Romans didnt consider fucking another dude unmanly. The many one was…

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Hi

Hi which strip clubs in Quebec offer sex

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Talk aboy cheap Mofos

A Harlingen[TX] man is out on bond after he allegedly tried to walk out on paying a woman at a local strip club. Harlingen police arrested 25-year-old Christopher Benitez on a Class B misdemeanor theft of services charge early Tuesday morning. Investigators…

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When juice doesn't get enough juice

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j9dPTvD0eHc

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does the lapdance king still wear the liquid lapdance?

Also will he add the lapdance stroker once it comes out ?

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online relationships with the bit ches

I have found myself in two and they are fun and enjoyable experience....you should try

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TMZ video reveals Juice plays Quarterback for Florida State

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston stood on a table and yelled "fuck her right in the pussy" Damn straight. Juice! Juice! Juice!

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Stripper vs Regular Girl preference

I realized that my preference in strippers is totally different than my preferences in regular girls. Not body type or looks wise really. But I prefer strippers that look and act the sluttier the better. Where as regular girls I…

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text messages

Been waiting to fuck dis bitch for 4 months now..i buy 2 dances er week from her..today i get a message she needs $350 for her car...tonight my dick will get wet

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Boom Boom.

Man Says Stripper Chocolate Chambers Robbed Him Outside Club Boom Boom A South Carolina man told cops that a stripper known as Chocolate Chambers robbed him early yesterday after he refused to buy her an expensive drink inside…

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Meeting other tuscl members

I'm kind of tired of going to clubs alone all the time, so I thought it might be fun to meet up with some other TUSCL members on my travels. I know where some of you club, but…

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A poem for Jerikson

Jerikson and Jill, went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jerikson came down all pissed off.

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I think Juice should be a hand model..

You know, close-ups of those fat mitts grasping beers out of the cooler. or digging into a bucket of KFC drumsticks. A fresh new look!

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OT: OpenTable Says These Are The Best US Restaurants For Foodies

For my fellow foodies: http://www.businessinsider.com/opentable-best-us-restaurants-for-foodies-2014-9 Way to go Portland!

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Did you notice that...

the "Da'System by rickyboy" thread is at exactly 420 replies? Fuckin' coo-el!!! WEEE-YAWWW!!!

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Gawker....say it ain't so!

gawker Joined Aug 2012 Clubs: 7 Reviews: 21 15 Hours Ago • I just sold my wife's car. She wasn't using it much anyway. Also had my barber shave my head. He said, " oh, the economy cut?" So I bought an electric shaver…

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A real live blow up doll.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2757612/I-m-bombshell-men-adore-Model-30-000-worth-plastic-surgery-including-three-breast-enhancements-order-look-like-blow-SEX-DOLL.html

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I need my space

How does an old school guy like me find a polite way to tell a cockblocking dancer to get lost? She gloms on to me as soon as I hit the door and parks herself next to me the…

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One dance LDK?

Hey all, I tend to seek out the providers that can do a one dance LDK, because.......you know......I like that (Don't judge, u would do it, too)! I'm talking $10 lappers. Well if mission gets accomplished, how much is a…

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I broke down and went to the AMP...ahh!!!

I posted about the oil vs no oil a couple days ago and little did I know that was all it took to plant the seed and boy did it grow quick. Yesterday all i could think about was…

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So what's worse in sports?

Stewart plows straight into fellow driver standing on the track, killing him? Perterson whips a 4 yr old with a switch, leaving injury marks on him? Rice knocks out his girl and stands there like a thug who could care less? Personally? Peterson…

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Dancers with Butt Plugs

I walked into a nude club several years ago and was watching the girl on stage get naked. when she bent over I saw something sparkle between her cheeks. I thought surely she can't have that much glitter on and…

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Sticking up strippers pt.2

Ok so this Sunday just passed and I figured out might not be as easy as I thought but could possibly be done if put enough time into it. I stayed in a club till closing while I was…

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I miss the Alucard dude...we need a list!!!

Quoting "The Call of Cthulhu" to Steve dude made me realize what an important contributor Alucard was. I'm sure that dude was a Lovecraft fan. I originally thought he was fucking with everbody and had a rivalry with the dude.…

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“They look like they’re training to work in strip clubs.”

Is that a bad thing? Story on high schoold girls getting detention for violating dress code: http://gothamist.com/2014/09/15/students_fighting_back_against_stat.php

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Bad Customer Service

This review of BT's, a club in the Detroit suburb of Dearborn, illustrates the bad customer service and cluelessness you can encounter in strip clubs. https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=377335

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Frugality

Okay, guys, we all know that $350K/yr doesn't go as far as it used to. So what are your best money savings tips to make sure we have enough dough for our little hobby? Sure, you could sub-rent a one bedroom efficiency…

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[OT] Fios or Cable?

Probably a good question for mikeya but others can answer too. Which service is better - Fios or cable?

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Oil or No Oil?

I'm at my local AMP, no FS, just massage + HJ with some light touching with my usual girl. On the flip she asks if I want oil. I thought this was a weird question because wouldn't you…

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need my dick wet by Thursday i b n Greensboro NC desperately need help

Thankz

FKK Forum

First time FKK Visit

I just wanted to prop Londonguy for his article about fkk visits and his reviews. I just paid my first visit to FKK Oase and the review is forthcoming. His tips and insight helped a first timer…

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Need Tampa club advice....

Ive read the reviews and Im pretty stoked about some of the mileage that can be had at some of these places, so Im pretty good there.....although, I welcome any other thoughts/experiences.... Mostly, I want to know, whats the best place…

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Functional Illiterate

I try not to judge reviews on spelling and grammar. It doesn't matter if every comma and apostrophe is correctly placed or if the passive voice is overused. After all, we're writing about strip clubs here. But…

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to san jose guy

Three Easy Ways to Tell If You Talk Too Much: http://youtu.be/EeWytJc5pyY

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100 Years Of Santa Clara County VIP Room History:The Slicknotes Edition

In 1777, Father Junípero Serra founded Mission Santa Clara de Asís. Although a man of faith, Father Junípero Serra was also a man of extras and the first person to bring the VIP room experience to not just Santa Clara…

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Some people just want headlines!

Some people just want to be in the news. I'm sure this minister just wanted headlines to promote his church. The Club owner should have just played it cool and as long as the minister did not vandalize or disrupt.…

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What do you enjoy most about a SC?

For me, getting lap dances or going to the VIP room is the best part, especially when the dancer allows plenty of full two-way contact or more. But aside from that I think my favorite part is seeing/meeting…

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Body Anchors

Some dancers have anchors in their backs or face or elsewhere. These look like a diamond just attached to the skin. Have you seen these? I just saw them where I have never seen them before, in a dancers…

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check out my latest fast food reviews

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Fast-and-Furious-Fast-Food-Reviewer/773890352669949

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Any body know what a U.S. aircraft carrier might look like?

Al Qaeda group in India on first mission attacks wrong ship Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/al-qaeda-group-india-mission-attacks-wrong-ship-article-1.1938411#ixzz3DLzDpEY9 Doncha just love it?

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I need big tits in Philly on a Thursday

Hey guys, I need to have some big tits in my face on a Thursday night, potentially Friday lunch time as well. What's the best club in Philadelphia to make that happen? Preferably with some room to squeeze and touch.…