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Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

I'll say up front that I've...

I'll say up front that I've only been there once and that it was on a Sunday night, so I'm sure I wasn't seeing their A-Team. This club is on a little side street…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I went in about 11pm on...

I went in about 11pm on a Saturday night in early july. Cover was steep at $25. The club is dark, has a nice ambiance and lighting, loud music, a full bar, a…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Been there last Saturday at around...

Been there last Saturday at around 5pm. Only 1 dancer that: 1. IMHO- DIDN'T look good (4-5) 2. DIDN'T know how to dance and was just moving her butt to random directions... 3. Was a little too pushy…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Had a fun stop-in to this...

Had a fun stop-in to this laid back bikini bar. Stopped in around 1pm and stayed for a few hours, actually. As you know, the drag is no nudity, but all in all, the girls…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Had a fun stop-in to this...

Had a fun stop-in to this laid back bikini bar. Stopped in around 1pm and stayed for a few hours, actually. As you know, the drag is no nudity, but all in all, the girls…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

went to the Cr - I...

went to the Cr - I love this club lots of hot women... up close and personal... very easy to approach and little hustling which makes for a good time by all. I got a…

Magic Touch Massage

Franklinton, North Carolina

Well worth the time to stop....

Well worth the time to stop. Not much to look at from the outside but fine in the inside. Girls are attractive and nice. Not pushy but very accomodating. Great value for your…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was looking for somewhere in...

I was looking for somewhere in walking distance from the hotel and this was the closest one. I got a late start so I called on my way and they were only open for one…

JB's Gentlemens Club

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Dayshift visit; the women working were...

Dayshift visit; the women working were friendly and pleasant, definitely a low-pressure atmosphere. A number of the dancers had some real pole moves and stage presence and put on a nice, enthusiastic show despite…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

You know what, dollhouse is a...

You know what, dollhouse is a shame. Such hot girls, but everyone's got an attitude. 10 dollar cover wasnt much, but the parking isn't free either. Me and a buddy sat down for a while…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Columbus clubs aren't that great in...

Columbus clubs aren't that great in general, but this was my last visit to the private dancer. I went in the early evening; the club is next to a golf course in a pretty decent…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went in early evening July...

I went in early evening July 3rd to avoid rush hour. Nice club from what I saw. Girls' friendliness varied. Some average lookers but no hot, hotties albeit early for stripper time.…

Ocean Cabaret

La Marque, Texas

Its been under new management for...

Its been under new management for a couple of weeks now, the new owners are really improving the place. Had a few good dancerz, but not as busy as i hoped. It was just the…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I was visiting some friends, in...

I was visiting some friends, in Lawrence, and decided to check out Paradise. Admission was free, 6 dancers was there, beer 4 dollars with a tip. I manage to strike up a decent conversation with…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My husband and I went decided...

My husband and I went decided to go to a strip club on a Tuesday night it was my first time ever. We ended up going to the penthouse club, what an AMAZING time we…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I went to the anniversary party...

I went to the anniversary party which was 40 dollar cover with valet for nice buffet with good spread for general people and vip had probably more selection upstairs. they also had open bar and…

Mile High Club DC

Clinton, Maryland

It has been a few years...

It has been a few years since I went to the MH. I stopped in because a friend wanted to get a drink and see their favorite dancer who is very average. It…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Second review of PT's, but it...

Second review of PT's, but it had been about 6 months so time to update! Went fairly late Friday night after a night of drinks downtown. Was way more crowded than usual and had a…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

My friends and I hit this...

My friends and I hit this club on a Friday evening. There were only two girls on shift when we got there but a couple more showed up about an hour layer. The clubs physical…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

I decided to visit on a...

I decided to visit on a Friday evening at around 8. It is pretty close to downtown. The area felt quite safe and there was ample parking on the street making the valet offered by…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

First visit, on a Saturday evening....

First visit, on a Saturday evening. I was pretty impressed with the quality of the talent here. All of the girls are attractive, and bodies range from 7-10. I don't remember seeing…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

This was my first time going...

This was my first time going to a strip club. Ever. First of all, I'm 18 so I called ahead and asked their age requirement. They said under 21, you pay a $40 entrance fee.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Back in Tampa for just a...

Back in Tampa for just a couple of days, I had an itch, so I stopped in at Ybor to see if it could be scratched. It was mid-day, and there were only a…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

Making rounds and decided to check...

Making rounds and decided to check out the newly renovated club. The former Queen City is now Peaches of Atlanta. I have to say it does look nice and it's a complete 180 from what…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I have been going to this...

I have been going to this club, on and off for around 15 years. It's a fun place. It is grandfathered in on some things so the girls can drink with you and smoking is…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

this is my first visit to...

this is my first visit to Wisconsin dolls.it took 2 hours and 15 minutes to get here with road construction. the trip should only take 90 minutes. the place is fixed up nice, neat and…

Catwalk of Memphis

Memphis, Tennessee

Last day in Memphis on a...

Last day in Memphis on a recent trip and decided to check out The Catwalk before I left. Cover was $10 and that cam with my first drink (beer, wine or soda) I opted for…

Bucks Wild South

Houston, Texas

As mentioned in previous reports this...

As mentioned in previous reports this club is very close to Hobby airport. I was in the club very close to 7 PM and there were more waitresses then strippers. I sat at the bar and ordered…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I was in Minneapolis for work,...

I was in Minneapolis for work, and had a few hours in the afternoon. My goal for the afternoon was just to walk around and see the city a little bit. I had no intention…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Went here awhile back, and it...

Went here awhile back, and it was an experience. First off if you blink you can miss this place. Next the parking lot left alot to be desired, and the inside isn't much better. The…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Went to Cabaret on a Saturday...

Went to Cabaret on a Saturday after going to Pulse the night before (see other review). This club is a nicer club with a lot more room and nicer facilities. The girls here are much…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

This place has its ups and...

This place has its ups and downs, but more good than bad. When you park you arrive in an open lot connected to a skank ass hotel. Before you get in, some old guy ask…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Went there recently after months since...

Went there recently after months since my last visit. It was somewhat dead due to the time of my visit, but the few girls there was hot. There was this brunette with a really big…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Went to see what the hype...

Went to see what the hype is about and it was a pleasant experience. There were a couple of hotties and some not ties. Was looking for that college or high school type trying to…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

I have been in the club...

I have been in the club 5 times since April and my review is to confirm what others have written. This club can be hit or miss. I have only been to the club on…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Ugh. I went in around 11 on...

Ugh. I went in around 11 on Monday. Parking in front of building is not very private, right in front of street. Upon entering, the front desk didn't seem horrible. $10 cover. To your right after…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Wife and I came here just...

Wife and I came here just to have a little fun and there was no cover at the door. Drinks were 3.75 everything in the bar during happy hour. There were not a lot…

Seventh Heaven

Glasgow, Scotland

Overall club isn't too bad; but...

Overall club isn't too bad; but the main stage area felt really crowded. Probably more room in the private dance areas than there was for the main dancers. Girls were friendly, attractive, and the dances…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Friend took me here the other...

Friend took me here the other night, first impression was that it was super busy and the parking lot was overflowing - ended up parking in the grass behind the building. Pretty dark parking lot…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went on a Saturday night. The...

Went on a Saturday night. The place was a bit ghettoed out. However, I was here for the ladies so I got comfortable and scoped out the scene. There were over 100 dancers…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Just moved to the Raleigh area...

Just moved to the Raleigh area and was told this place was worth seeing. Other than the $15 "non-member" charge to just get into the place, it was standard. The interior is huge and you…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Two for Tuesday is the only...

Two for Tuesday is the only day to go. This club has a single stage with two poles although there is usually only one dancer by the time I get there. The back of the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I went in on a Tuesday...

I went in on a Tuesday and was surprised to see some girls that I have never seen before. The variety is pretty different on Mon-Wed compared to Thu-Sat. Of course Janika is the exception,…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

St. James is a nice up-scale...

St. James is a nice up-scale place. It's just outside the Houston beltway, which I've read means they can be a bit more lax about the rules. Went back a few times recently, once…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

This review is from June. ...

This review is from June. My friend and I came in on a Friday night, club was pretty empty and only one dancer was performing on the main stage. We decided to play…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I haven't been in...

I haven't been in to I.S. as much recently as days gone by. Girlfriend, plus, when interested in such things, I prefer some excuse to drive down to Kokomo, another story. But I…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I decided to go to Platinum...

I decided to go to Platinum Plus Columbia after reading many great reviews and getting some great information from a friend. The reviews and the information sounded great to me so my expectations were…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped in around 6pm, sat at...

Stopped in around 6pm, sat at the bar that wraps semicircle one end of the stage. Beer was $3 or so but I typically tip to $5 Anyway because I only drink a few. Bar…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I read a lot of reviews...

I read a lot of reviews and since I visit Boston often (and clubs there suck) I decided to make the drive to Providence and check it out. I will say this club is AMAZING…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A quick first time visit to...

A quick first time visit to this gem if a club in the mecca of SCs that is the Detroit area. The positives of this club have been well documented and they include no valet…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This is by far the best...

This is by far the best club in Phoenix that I have been to. I think this club is currently much better than Christies or the liter because of the comfortable atmoshpere and the high…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Always go during Happyhour, drink prices...

Always go during Happyhour, drink prices are good and dances are cheap The 2-4-1 dances let you talk to several girls before you settle one one to spend more time with, these dances are only…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

This club is a very nice...

This club is a very nice club, there is a dress code to enter and i have actually seen them turn people away at the door. Collored shirt no t-shirts. There are two stages one…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This was my third visit of...

This was my third visit of the summer, and even though it wasn't as great a day as the other two, it was still very good. There were 9 girls working. Two of them, Penny…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Dropped by after flying in to...

Dropped by after flying in to IAH and checking into my nearby hotel. Easy enough to get to, close to the airport and I-45. Pulled into the parking lot, no spaces so stopped at valet, where…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Visited gogo rama on saturday evening...

Visited gogo rama on saturday evening , club looks nice after the remodeling. new restroom smells good, cover is $10 at the door and $7 for soft drink. that almost $20 to get entry, the club…

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, Wisconsin

Been going to this club a...

Been going to this club a few times a year for the past 6 years. the quality of dancers seems to have gotten better. About 8 dancers on shift and 4 were pretty nice. Just…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

This is the best daytime club...

This is the best daytime club of the three in the immediate area. Hustler will often have no dancers (or maybe just one) at 4 or 5 PM. Miss Kitty usually has dancers, but often…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited Chez Joey again during a...

Visited Chez Joey again during a weekday as it is usually less crowded. Not this time as it must have been a convention as the place was packed and its so narrow, when its packed its…

Aquah

Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco

If you are a tourist or...

If you are a tourist or don't know the area well be prepared to hand your money over to every person who works at or for the establishment. From the taxi drivers, doormen, dancers and…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped by this club just...

I stopped by this club just to check it out after a long absence. I used to visit here very regularly a few years ago but not at all much of late. Since no reviews have been…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

In the area and had never...

In the area and had never visited a Jackson strip club so decided this would be the one. Walked in, greeted by a very heavy gentleman that I thought was collecting a cover, but…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I went to the admiral theatre...

I went to the admiral theatre on a whim as I had just arrived in Chicago and would be starting a training course in the next few days. I took the train to get…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Ok had to go back there!...

Ok had to go back there! Meet this blonde with the bluest eyes I've ever seen. She was very attractive with a great personality. I figured that the grind would be just as good. Nope!…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

I had some free time and...

I had some free time and wasn't too far from DivasXO, so figured I'd drop in for a bit. This experience was very much like my first time - I was generally pleased with the…

Showbar

Springfield, Massachusetts

Since my last visit I ...

Since my last visit I was not going to come back to this club but had some time to spare and decided to give it a try again. What a big mistake. Reallydo not…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Did not live up to the...

Did not live up to the hype of the other reviews. If you are okay with spending 20.00 per dances for a hands off air dance on the main floor then I guess this is…

3 Kings Lounge

Nampa, Idaho

This has been my worse club...

This has been my worse club experience by far. Walked in to 1 fat dancer at the pole dancing in JORTS with about 10 horny field workers passing out the ones. The bartender was at…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

As I've said before, this club...

As I've said before, this club rarely disappoints. But this particular Tuesday was pretty slow. I made it to the club before 7pm thus avoiding the coverage charge. Just in time for the 7:00 line…

Spanky's

Chatham, Ontario

Roamed through after dueling with the...

Roamed through after dueling with the Shaolin winter lords as always. I wanted breasts and beer, there was a small option for both. Beer prices are adequate but the woman redeemed this place nicely only…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This was a bit different than...

This was a bit different than my first experience. I would have expected the club to be busier and have more dancers on a Saturday night around 12, but I was disappointed. They had about…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Tried this club on a Tuesday...

Tried this club on a Tuesday evening. Things were pretty dead inside, just a couple of other patrons, and some girl who had a massage table set up in the corner who smoked me in…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to this club and it was much like my first. Of all the clubs I've visited, I like this layout the best with the exception of the plexiglass blocking the…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Visited this club around 10 pm...

Visited this club around 10 pm on a Saturday. There where maybe 30 girls working and they all were stunning. The actual Club had a nice feel, very clean atmosphere. When I went in to…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I used a know a guy...

I used a know a guy who collected strippers' panties, and bought a bunch of them here. He always highly recommended this club. For no good reason, I had just never made it here until…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I won't come back, ever. This...

I won't come back, ever. This was my first visit and I was shocked at the $20 entry fee. To my relief, the entry included unlimited drinks, although you still have to tip each time…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

Went here recently with a friend...

Went here recently with a friend for the first time. The place is incredibly busy on the outside given the location, but only moderately busy inside. Saw a few armed guards which was a little…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Overall, definitely recommend. Super hot girls,...

Overall, definitely recommend. Super hot girls, mostly 7+. All young and slim with shaved pussies and perky tits. Some girls very tattooed, which I liked, some may not care for it. Way more girls than…

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

Onyx has been a staple of...

Onyx has been a staple of mine to visit every time I come to H-town. As a primarily black strip club it definitely has one of the better atmospheres to chill and have a…

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Road rage with a stripper.

CLYMAN - A veteran is accused of confronting a gentleman's club employee in a road rage clash in Dodge County. He says she was driving too fast. "I said it would be nice if you would slow down…

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Elle MacPherson is 50

Elle MacPherson is 50, so she's clearly too old for me. http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/17/elle-macpherson-bikini-photo/

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Would you knowingly buy alcoholic drinks for an underage stripper?

From a recent article "On one of my visits, a couple girls sat with me and I bought them drinks. One was a bit older (late 30's but quite beautiful) and the other was probably just 18 or 19 and…

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Russian news on the Malaysian plane

This is what they're reporting: A. It was the ORIGINAL missing Malaysian plane being used for terrorist purposes B. The Ukraine was trying to shoot down Putin's plane C. The plane was already filled with corpses to make the Russians look bad D. It's…

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I hope that strippers don't find out about this. :)

CITY hipsters finding that a tattoo on their arm, leg or torso is just a little, well, ordinary, have discovered a new trend — tattooing their teeth. But the craze can be harmful, local medical experts warned. In the United States, tooth…

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Could it? Has it? Will it?

Imagine you have a girl friend who you don't know is a stripper. You know she has a part time "legit" job but nothing about the stripping. She doesn't know of your "hobby". One afternoon you visit a…

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tuscl Top 10.......WTF?

I just chanced upon the Top 10 list and I was shocked to see that it is topped by a massage parlour in Mississauga. I have been in that joint, Allure, and I can tell you that are many much…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

I went last night around 8:00...

I went last night around 8:00 and there were only 3 girls on shift. One wouldn't come out of the dressing room, but two decently attractive black women came out to talk to me.…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

The place sits back off the...

The place sits back off the street a little ways so it might be hard to see the 1st time. Cover is minimal as typical of Oregon clubs. The talent is overall pretty good. I've…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Been awhile since I've been to...

Been awhile since I've been to Splendor, but decided to go on a Friday night around 11pm about a month ago. Overall things didn't really appear anything different physically with the place. Dancers…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Pole Position is up and running..opens...

Pole Position is up and running..opens at noon six days a week and only nights on Sunday..sat night cover was ten, BYOB (wine or beer only) with a theoretically nude format that is meeting some…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

CW's was as busy as I'd...

CW's was as busy as I'd ever seen it in the afternoon. Best of all, there were some new faces besides the usual veteran dancers. One used to work at Bottoms Up and said she…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

First time here in a long,...

First time here in a long, long time. Might be a while before I come back. It wasn't a bad time, but the girls just weren't that appealing to me. The ones that might have…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

what an awesome experience, the receptionist...

what an awesome experience, the receptionist is friendly, she helped me to meet the girls and all of them were very pretty Finally I selected Summer as my masseuse she was super beautiful and friendly ,…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Thursday night with my wife. It had been a year since we’d gone here together, since we live out of the area, and apparently management has changed in…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I made another trip to Booby...

I made another trip to Booby Trap this time on a Tuesday night. I try to avoid going to a club on the weekend because it is usually just too crazy and you don't get…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

This place is making some improvements....

This place is making some improvements. They are under construction, so if you can deal with a little disorder, i'd say it's worth a stop by. Competing with Teasers, they now also have 3 different…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I arrived late on a Friday...

I arrived late on a Friday night. Cover was high ($18) because there was a featured dancer that evening, but frankly I wasn't too interested in that. The place is small, and it was jam-packed…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

First time at Derriere's and had...

First time at Derriere's and had a great time. Seating is at tables around a long stage. There was at least one dancer on stage every song. They danced topless and with a little tipping…

Kama Sutra Cabaret (was Babe's Cabaret)

New Orleans, Louisiana

There are many options on Bourbon...

There are many options on Bourbon Street, but Babe's is consistently the best. There are usually quite a few dancers working, and I have to say, they are the highest quality crop on Bourbon. Cover…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Was passing through ELP and thought...

Was passing through ELP and thought I would stop at my favorite club for extras. Beer was 3.75 and the club was prety quiet. Only 3 customers and 4 or 5 dancers. I was approached…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

I was in...

I was in Gastonia for business, nothing to do on a Saturday night, so I decided to check out Leather & Lace. It's a generic square brick building, nothing fancy. There was…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

This club has fallen off big...

This club has fallen off big time over the years. This club had the reputation for being the top club in all of New York. Not anymore! Sin city was a club for the elite…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I was able to sneak out...

I was able to sneak out of work before noon back in the beginning of July. I was planning on going to Pandora's, but they did not open until 1:00 pm. I had to be…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

If you like old out of...

If you like old out of shape, ex pornstar looking chicks this is the club for you! The bouncers are mean and like to throw their weight around. One good thing about the club is…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

There were 14 dancers (six 7’s...

There were 14 dancers (six 7’s and the rest were 6's or below with a 30/70 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 25 customers when I arrived at 9:30. Shortly after receiving my beer…

Jimmy's InBetween Gentlemen's Club

Black River Falls, Wisconsin

I was driving through the area...

I was driving through the area on my way home Friday evening and decided to stop. Last visit 5 months ago was not good at all, but it was bad weather, and I blamed…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

OK, first of all let me...

OK, first of all let me just say I have never been to a "gentlemans club" before, I am an upstanding young man and my mother brought me up well. I have no desire to…

When Porn Stars Come to Your Club. Good Deal or No Deal?

A recent [July 20th] discussion topic by jc3 ‘Out of all the porn stars that do private dances when they do feature dancing, which ones give terrible private dances ?' prompted me to write an article underscoring that IME most TRAVELING ‘porno' girls aren't worth seeing or [trying to feel] live. Recently Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee were at a local SC for two nights. I'd gone to the club during day shift and was unaware that these gals were performing that night until a day shift dancer said she was working a double because of the expected ‘draw' of oglers. So I went back that night. Club was charging $25 cover that night but I got in on my $10 day…

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Milwaukee 2AMer.

MILWAUKEE (WITI) — Milwaukee police are investigating a fatal shooting that allegedly took place outside a strip club near 26th and State Street early Sunday morning, July 20th. The shooting happened in the street. Police say a 32-year-old Milwaukee man was shot…

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Brooklyn IL 2AMer

BROOKYLN, Ill. - Police in the Village of Brooklyn, Illinois are asking for the public's help in identifying a person of interest in connection with a shooting at a local strip club. According to Brooklyn Police Chief Tony Tomlinson, police were…

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Words from the dressing room.

So yesterday I asked one of my favorites why M...... got kicked out of the club. She said the word going around in the dressing room is that she was taking it in the ass in VIP and shit on…

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easy to swallow pills

If you put the easy to swallow coating they put on Advil and vitamin pills on your dick would that increase your chances of bbbj or lower the tip requirements?

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Making Out Girl-Girl Is Cheating?

I had an interesting conversation with the CF yesterday. It went on like this... CF: Would you consider it cheating if you found out your girlfriend is making out with another girl? Me: Ummmm, no. CF: Why? Me: Because... CF: yeah???? and... Me: I just feel…

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ANYBODY WATCHING MSNBC RIGHT NOW?

sex slaves-the johns is he name of the show. san Francisco undercover cops busting johns in street stings.

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An alternative to burn phones

For some of us, a burn phone is often essential when communicating with strippers for a variety of obvious reasons. However, I have always found the burn phone impractical and irritating. It seems half the time I can't…

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OT: United States of Squattin

Do you think Mexicans deserve any special status or consideration in the US, given that most of the western US was taken from Mexico in a war of aggression, with a lot of war crimes by the US against civilians?

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What is your strategy for driving down the cost of the tip?

When I see a beautiful stripper for the first time, I usually take her for a test drive, costing $25 - $50. If she appears promising, I typically pay $125/15 min, and $200 tip. So, I am usually out of…

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Washington Park 2AMer

(KMOV.com) – A teenager is dead and three other people have been shot after an altercation while they were leaving a club in the Metro-East. The victims were walking out of Main Street XXX Club in Washington Park around 3:30 a.m.…

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Out of all the porn stars that do private dances when they do feature dancing, w

I was at a strip club last night where Lisa Ann did feature dancing. I paid for to get a private dance from her and she barely even touched me during the whole thing. I know she's a big name porn star. But,…

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Hottest Chick on the Planet

Okay, I'm going to ask for everyone to submit their Top 3 or Top 5 or whatever candidates for the Hottest Chick on the Planet. Now this is difficult because it's limited to girls who can be searched on the internet,…

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Is steve229 Actually a 16 y/o Girl Trolling Us as a Middle Aged Strip Club Goer?

Let's thank about this. What are steve229's most notable "personality traits": - Obsessed with gossip - Obsessed with celebrities - Very up to date on and obsessed with the latest pop culture - Heavily into music and movies - Constantly quoting song lyrics making allusions…

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I have a suggestion for the fourm

Ok , my suggestion would be we add music genre to the type of strip club. that way we can know exactly what type of strip club we are dealing with and we could use that as a search function. Also…

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Fayetteville NC

Who are my Fayetteville NC tuscl people?

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Report on TUSCL Meet in Detroit

A small but dedicated group of strip club hounds attended the TUSCL in Detroit on Friday. I arrived at the Flight Club around 3:30PM and got down to the business of drinking and ogling naked women. Papi_Chulo and…

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off the wall, If you were All powerful but not any smarter than you are now, wha

I'd probably screw up the world big time. I'd have everyone heal instantly so no injuries last more than seconds at a time. I'd put all medical workers out of a job. Millions of doctors and nurses…

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OT: Do you find it hard to believe this guy?

so i was reading an article about how people are ridiculous for buying a Rolex before buying a car and I couldn't help but agree. and I eventually came across this. http://tynan.com/rolex I couldn'rt help but call bullshit on so many…

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Back from Vacation

I've been on a vacation/road trip thru the American West since early July and have not been on the board. Hope y'all missed me. LOL. Much of the trip I had limited access to the internet so I…

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too bad he didn't finish it

http://news.yahoo.com/police-fla-father-beats-accused-child-abuser-193806138.html Police: Fla. father beats accused child abuser DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A Daytona Beach father beat an 18-year-old man unconscious after finding him sexually abusing his 11-year-old son early Friday morning, police said. The father called 911 around 1 a.m. after…

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When Rhode Island accidentally legalized prostitution, rape decreased sharply

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/07/17/when-rhode-island-accidentally-legalized-prostitution-rape-and-stis-decreased-sharply/?wpsrc=AG0003376

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The Down And Dirty Of Vagina Smuggling

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/17/vagina-smugglers_n_5548910.html?ir=Weird%20News

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umissedaspot's mom was famous

Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina (Official Video) [HQ]: http://youtu.be/0OP5EnaaYjQ I think she was the one with the oscar meyer weiner

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Fucking trolls

@ Dougster... What is it like fucking trolls or a trolls mom? Is umissedaspot's mom or txtittyfags daughter better?

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Have You Fucked umissedaspot's Mother Yet?

So far zipman68 and I have. Who else is in our prestigious club?

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The strip club life and friends

How do you guys go about strip clubbing and your friends? Are they cohorts in your adventures or is this an activity you keep hidden? For me, I used to have a good friend, who's top priority was strip clubs.…

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Bets on what LMN is doing this weekend?

So...what do you guys (especially Mikey) think? (Or "thank?" if you're the Juiceman) I bet he got an idea from the Drake/Lance Armstrong thread and really needs some butthole lickin'. I bet we'll see a story in the Sunday paper saying…

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Glover Park Strip Club JP's Evicted Less Than a Year After Reopening

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Glover-Park-Strip-Club-JPs-Evicted-267564431.html

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Quiz....Who says (said) what

1.LMFAO at you 2.You guys are all simps 3.I don't get it 4.What a homo 5.In all candor.... 6.Fuck! Shit! 7.Thank about it 8.Send me a screen shot 9.WEEE HAWWW This is just for fun, no pokes intended

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cutie pie playmate

http://denver.backpage.com/BodyRubs/c-u-t-i-e-p-i-e-p-l-a-y-m-a-t-e-all-nude-ur-gonna-luv-it-incall-160-37/15833533

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30 Strippers Sue City

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-strippers-lawsuit-20140716-story.html I say "Good!" I'm sure they aren't asking for "tattoo shots" of other business license holders. "Hey, I know you fix cars, but would you mind stripping to your underwear so we can photograph your tattoos?" Bad for the tattoo biz if they

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Legs

I'm an ass guy first and foremost. Very rarely do I get a dance from a girl that doesn't have a nice big ass. However, my ATF doesn't have a big ass. I was trying to think what made her…

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Pasco County Florida

Hello, I am fairly new to this site, and I truly appreciate all of the reviews! I wish I had discovered this sooner! I will be in Pasco County for a couple of days coming up, so I have been reading reviews…

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For those of you that like red heads.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/twin-sisters-arrested-for-prostitution-786543 Verybigdawg you just missed out. LOL.

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Her Belly Tattoo

Good morning my people. Something that I've noticed with some strippers who've had children is the belly tattoo. Whether they had a C-section or stretch marks, many dancers have had tattoos on their bellies to cover up…

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Quiz: How well do you know your TUSCL members?

Once you've been on the TUSCL discussion board for awhile, you realize certain members have their own particular erotic obsessions, subjects they return to over and over again, that reveal their innermost sexual fantasies, the object of their affections, the…

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European strip clubs

What cities/countries in Europe have strip clubs where you can get extras in the club ? I'm not talking about FKKs or other brothels. I mean American style strip clubs where most of the strippers offer extras in a back…

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Lawsuit Blames Strip Club for Man's Drowning

The father of a man who drowned in the Chicago River after he was allegedly kicked out of a Near North Side gentlemen's club has filed a lawsuit against the establishment. Ryan McClelland was a patron at VIP's Gentlemen's Club at…

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my son's girlfriend

My son's girlfriend has recently been calling a lot of guys misogynists. SHe hasnt labeled him a misogynist but it has definitely made him less secure as a man. It feels to me like she is part of a…

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ever had a dancer to ask you

to fuck on her pussy ?

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What will the neighbors think?

Yesterday I did another first for me. I brought a stripper to my house for P4P. Security was no problem. I had know her for a couple of years and done VIP with her at the club a dozen times.…

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Vegas, Vegas, Vegas

First of all I will clubbing my ass off in Vegas on August 6, August 7, and August 8. So if there's any TUSCLers that will be in Vegas during that time, let me know, I would love to club…

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Tijuana or City of Industry, CA? Help!

I am interested in the opinions of others with experience at both destinations. Let's say I am from out-of-state and am traveling to L.A. for two days (one night -- technically, Anaheim, CA). Understanding different strokes for different folks .…

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I made my husband try a sex robot...interesting. LOL.

People, specifically male people, tend to think that it must be awesome being married to a sex writer. All the free Tengas and lube and porn, oh my! Indeed, sometimes I tease my husband, Christopher, that he has it so…

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Japan 'vagina artist' arrest sparks debate

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28323015 This handout picture taken by Rokudenashiko and Marie Akatani on 19 October 2013 shows artist Megumi Igarashi paddling a kayak designed to be the shape of her own vagina in Tokyo. Ms Igarashi's project involved making a kayak in the shape…

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OT:All Star Game & Jeter(Again)

So, who the fuck was the asshole who yelled out overrated while Jeter was up to bat then proceeded to hit a double? Overrated my ass. The new Nike commercial for Jeter rocks. Nothing but respect towards…

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TJ Hong Kong and Adelita Bar. warning

I went to both and must said Hk is. Little better but almost means more sausage and more wait time. It is a little pricey now and I also got dooped...at hk This freaking chicas said 300 for 2 for…

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Stripper: Drake Really Enjoys Having His Butthole Licked.

Yesterday, Media Takeout, the world's foremost, COMPLETELY ACCURATE authority on all things “urban,” published a letter it received anonymously from an LA-area stripper who detailed her one night of sexy time with everyone's favorite Canadian jock-sniffer extraordinaire and noted stripper-lover,…

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Strippers are lucky most work at night. Leaving kids in hot cars only happens du

Link to story of some guy on drugs? Went to goodwill store and claimed he didn't know where his kid was. I found out South Carolina doesn't have a law protecting people breaking into a vehicle to save a life. http://www.wspa.com/story/26023312/man-charged-with-neglect-after-child-left-hot-car-in-greenville-co

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rickdugan is a Faggot

Title says it all!

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Anyone ever been to an SC outside of the states? or out side of your country if

Not like a whore house in tijuana but an actual SC

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Marvel Comics has gone too far..

They have changed Thor to a woman. The Goddess of Thunder. Geez, nothing stays the same.

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clue review

hi, I sent in a club reviews in the past and they always replied with in a day or two. I sent in a review and now it is been a week and never heard back from TUSCL, any body…

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Dancers and Precious Stones

We've often discussed dancers names on this board. Seeing Steve's old post about Jade brought back memories of the dancers that I've known named after Precious stones- Diamond Sapphire Ruby Jade Crystal Pearl Although not precious stones, I've also met a Goldy and a Silver.…

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OT: Those that carry...

I am sure that more than a few on here have carry permits or live where open carry is "allowed". I have carried about as long as it has Florida has had carry permits. It is so second nature to…

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"Your cum tastes bitter!"

Sorry? What else can one really say to something like that? It's not like I'm going to pay her some premium based upon the taste of my cum, lol.