So I was looking at Shadow's famous 2AMers and I saw he did one for a club for long island. checking out the website, I saw there was this crazy menu hoping for food and instead I find this shit: illusionsli.com
I'd pay for the song request that's it. WOuld YOU pay for any of this other shit though?
Stupid.
Actually I'd be up for #12 iI could request the fill length version of Free Bird. Some of the others don't seem crazy to me.
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Ditto avatarless KILO,
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Sounds crazy. I wouldn't buy anything. If you wanted to be left alone, I think you would need a do not disturb sign on your table or some way to inform all the dancers. Usually you do not want all the dancers to leave you alone.
In one case last night I did not tip a dancer on stage and even went to the bar and came back to sit at a table near the stage after she was gone. guess who she approached first? Yep, my table. I told her I just got there and didn't want to buy any dances. she got the message.
"13) "Ouuuups" - Spill your drink on the girl $200"
I spilled my drink on a dancer last night for free.
Idiotic for the most part but #6, dance with the bartender, might be an option depending upon the mileage. I've seen an awful lot of very hot bartenders over the years.
And once again we see the lack of intelligence of managers of strip clubs. It's scary that someone in authority thought this was a good idea!
Or, maybe have the girl take a shower and come out to do a lapdance for you not reaking of cheap perfume and cigarrette smoke?
I would hope that this is just the clubs attempt at humor. Barring that, hell no.
@johnsmith lol for some reason I kept seeing it as dance with the bouncer. I really thought that was creepy. Still wouldn't pay 200 to dance with a bartender for who knows how long.
I spill fizz, drinks and others on girls for free.
if you want to be left alone, don't go to the club??? Really confusing to me
I wouldn't even pay for the song request. Unless maybe it was for a lap dance and they'd play Bolero. All of it.