The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Crazy Horse is a little bit...

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dogs_bx
Sep 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Crazy Horse is a little bit of a hike from the Broadway area clubs - but if you've got the time, or are down in the Market Street area, then it is well worth it.

I wandered in around 4:30 in the afternoon. A little earlier than usual for me - and, as expected, the club was not too busy - but also missing the really wow girls.

The club does not serve alcohol :(, but is fully nude :). The stage show is on a T shaped stage with seats three deep around (although in the afternoon, seating at the stage was plentiful). Dances are in a shared room (which bouncers check regularly) or private rooms at various prices.

Having watched several stage shows for many singles (it adds up!), I did venture deeper into the club with a very nice slim white 8 (probably the best looking on shift). Damage was $$ for 15 minutes - but that was private, nude and plenty of contact.

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