Nowadays, it feels like most every strip club I walk into plays pretty much the same crap over and over, and it's almost always rap and hip-hop, usually played loud enough to be heard three counties over. My tolerance gets so low and my headache gets so massive that I rarely find myself staying until close any more. Nuts, I can barely stand just a couple hours. I think I'd even prefer some lousy Slim Whitman to much of the "music" played at the clubs today; at least it'd be good for a laugh and a definite breath of fresh air.
Some I think'd be fun are:
- The Stripper (can't pass up on an obvious classic)
- Black Velvet
- Bad to the Bone
- The theme from Doctor Who (okay, yeah, you got me; my geek is showing)
Are there any songs out there that you'd enjoy watching a good stripper dance to?
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Best strip club songs must be one of the most popular topics on this forum. It comes up again and again.
If the strippers are hot, I don't care much about the music. But my favorite song, which I never hear any more, is "Porn Star Dancing" by My Darkest Days. youtube.com
The theme from Benny Hill, but usually when I'm being chased around on fast forward by strippers.
My favorite choices for stripper music, which unfortunately I've never heard at a strip club:
Oh yeah, I forgot my real #1 choice:
By the way, did he really say the theme from Doctor Who is good stripper music? Or was that a typo?
@J40-In my younger years, I use to breakdance a lot. We use to battle a fair amount of Asian breakers. Our DJ would throw on Kung Fu Dancing to fuck with them. Kai Ya!
Often depends on the dancer. For my ATF, Du Hast, Rammstein was hot!
"I use to breakdance a lot."
Okay, that's cool and shit, but unless you could dance like the Lockers you ain't all that. They were the bomb.
You really don't want to get into a B-Boy conversation/debate with me. I still go to the Redbull BC One regionals.
"I use to breakdance a lot."
Some things are best kept to yourself.
lol
@Steve-I can't see why you find B-Boying embarrassing. If you are hip to pop culture then over the last 5-10 years, the influence of B-Boying is undeniable. And, if you even ever had the physical ability to B-Boy, you'd already know this.
Jerikson40, that wasn't a typo. I like the song and I think it'd be fun to see a dancer could go to town with it.
@slick - I'll see your breakdancing and raise you my Sonny Crockett pastel t-shirt and white suit jacket. Now that was cool.
#miamivice
Voodoo by Godsmack and Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes
@Steve-Hell yeah you are. As long as we leave Edward James Olmos' pockmarks in the past.
So Say We All.
As to the actual question - anything by Katy Perry or Ariana Grande. And I wish clubs would play more Taylor Swift.
Any AC/DC song works, and I believe I have heard all of the major songs in a strip club at one time or another, including Whole Lotta Rosie, when a fat girl was dancing on stage once to it. And as for Jerikson's selection of Drop Dead Legs by VH, I've heard that one, too, because one of the girls at my favorite club always asks for one VH song (or to be more accurate, one VH song with David Lee Roth as singer) for her set. Any David Lee Roth-fronted VH song works, too.
There was a club I went to once when it was closing time and the Benny Hill theme song played as the closing song, but I don't remember where that was, or whether that was a regular thing there. I think it may be one of the Quad Cities clubs.
There's music? Huh.
Those Shoes.... The Eagles
One of my songs? LOL Okay....how about Joe Cocker, "Leave Your Hat On".
Shit, I'm gonna have to go with "I'm in love with a stripper" by T-Pain. Lol. They don't play that shit anymore.
Clubber,
A typical night at my club
6 rap songs Du Hast 6 more rap songs Du Hast 6 more rap songs Du Hast
Until recently, management at my favorite club really put the smash on allowing dancers to strip to hip-hop. Beyonce was a far as they would go. Now, they're a lil more diverse.
Check out my thread on Cherry Pie.
Little Red Riding Hood by Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs was pretty unexpected. The youngest girl in the club danced to it and it was pretty cool.
Slick, yet another fresh new trend on TUSCL #breakdancing
Just doing my best to spin heads. I was in an all dyslexic crew.
motor,
I would be watching
I would be watching
Long restroom break
Long restroom break
impala,
Excellent choices.
Rockstar, you did NOT say Joe Cocker "Leave Your Hat On" !!!!! No fucking way !!!
When I'm writing my list one of the first songs that pops into my head is "Leave your hat on". Why? Because years ago I was at a small dive where some of the girls actually did a strip tease, and had props and outfits and stuff. And one of the hottest dancers I've ever seen, before and since, came out and danced to that song. Wearing a super tight, long gown, insane tits and body, hair down to her butt, absolutely gorgeous. I almost came in my pants. Or maybe I actually did, don't recall. Damn, she had that song nailed. Slow, sexy, incredible.
But that was one of those dancers who will never again exist, she was that good. And that song has become something special for me, and nobody will do it justice like she did.
Amen.
MacArthur Park by Richard Harris - it's 7 minutes & 21 seconds long.
Jabberwock, I think most of the songs you listed are kinda fast, don't you think? Not really conducive to slow, sexy, sultry stripper dancing....I mean, Hush by Deep Purple? And Layla ? Nice songs, but I'm not sure if they are really stripper music. I may be wrong though....
"And as for Jerikson's selection of Drop Dead Legs by VH, I've heard that one, too, because one of the girls at my favorite club always asks for one VH song (or to be more accurate, one VH song with David Lee Roth as singer) for her set. Any David Lee Roth-fronted VH song works, too."
Okay, I've got "Hot for Teacher" stuck in my head now.
I made the mistake of checking out the Rammstein video of "Du Hast". Never heard it before. Fucking creepy. Head banger shit. German head banger shit. You're not serious about using it for stripper music are you?
"Little Red Riding Hood by Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs was pretty unexpected."
I'm trying hard to imagine a scenario where a chick dancing to Sam the Sham would be sexy. I'm drawing a blank. Even if she's really hot, and dressed like Red Riding Hood, that doesn't help. The song is just too goofy.
But I suppose you had to be there.... :)
Phantom,
Once went to a VH concert and they didn't even play HFT! :(
Khia, My Neck My Back youtube.com
First heard at the Sunnyvale Hip Hugger. Identified by typing lyrics into google. Surprised no one mentioned this.
SJG
^^^^^utter trash....Try "Suck my Dick while I fuck that Ass" by Horsedick Mpeg
Clubber, that doesn't sound like a Van Halen concert at all. Course, I'm not one to really know. I tried one VH concert once; got such a back headache from the mega-decibels after the first song, I just left and never went back.
Phanom,
It was really Van Hager and Godsmack was also on the bill. So maybe they had a shorter song set.
If a stripper ever gets down to the theme from Hawaii 5-0, I'm not only tipping like Tip Harris, I'm gonna book her Dan-O.
Last year, a burlesque dancer did a routine to a slightly updated version of the fight music used in the "Amok Time" episode of Classic Star Trek. She even dressed in the blue hot-pants uniform; she also had long dark hair and the pointed Spock ears.
Yeah, that got my geek going.
Ummm....Spock ears....
Hey, anyone have some lotion? And I'll need a lot of tissues.
I'll be right back.
Jerikson, hmm, I wonder you would've thought of the Klingon burlesque dancer last month
"Jerikson, hmm, I wonder you would've thought of the Klingon burlesque dancer last month"
Let me risk using another analogy to give an idea what I think of stuff like that, for what little it's worth....
You go into a nice restaurant and order a steak dinner. The waitress delivers a wonderfully prepared prime rib. Juicy, perfectly cooked. You can't wait to take a bit. But then you notice they sprinkled gumdrops all over it, and poured chocolate sauce on it.
So the question becomes, WHY? You have a perfectly good steak, it doesn't really need that junk on it. Now if it had some mushroom gravy or something then fine. But gumdrops and chocolate sauce. Why?
Now, this is an ANALOGY. The juicy steak symbolizes the hot stripper. The gumdrops and chocolate sauce symbolize the Klingon/Star Trek clothes and makeup.
The point is that, in the same way that the juicy steak is perfect without all the gumdrops and chocolate, the stripper is fine without all the Klingon/StarTrek enhancements.
Ah. The sarcasm in your previous post just didn't come through all that well.
Like I said, it got my geek going, and I'll continue to enjoy it. It doesn't do anything for you . That's fine; free country, your prerogative, and all that.
Thanks anyway for the snark.
I know, right?
I'm amazed at how sarcasm and analogies just fly over many people's heads. I always thought that kind of stuff was pretty obvious in most cases, but I guess not...
Slower songs are best for stripper floor work. The girl is not so tall. She has nicely shaped hips and huge tits. She has long straight platinum blonde hair and she is pretty. She is wearing a black vinyl jacket, open, and of course black stripper shoes.
The place is the San Jose Pink Poodle, nude: google.com
She comes out to the runway: google.com
She gets down on all fours, and then proceeds to crawl really slowly from one guy to another, as she gives each the standard spread legs and rear views.
The stage is high and the music is loud.
KISS, Do You Love Me youtube.com
SJG sites.google.com
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