Best Songs for Strippers?
PhantomGeek
North Dakota
Nowadays, it feels like most every strip club I walk into plays pretty much the same crap over and over, and it's almost always rap and hip-hop, usually played loud enough to be heard three counties over. My tolerance gets so low and my headache gets so massive that I rarely find myself staying until close any more. Nuts, I can barely stand just a couple hours. I think I'd even prefer some lousy Slim Whitman to much of the "music" played at the clubs today; at least it'd be good for a laugh and a definite breath of fresh air.
Some I think'd be fun are:
- The Stripper (can't pass up on an obvious classic)
- Black Velvet
- Bad to the Bone
- The theme from Doctor Who (okay, yeah, you got me; my geek is showing)
Are there any songs out there that you'd enjoy watching a good stripper dance to?
Some I think'd be fun are:
- The Stripper (can't pass up on an obvious classic)
- Black Velvet
- Bad to the Bone
- The theme from Doctor Who (okay, yeah, you got me; my geek is showing)
Are there any songs out there that you'd enjoy watching a good stripper dance to?
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If the strippers are hot, I don't care much about the music. But my favorite song, which I never hear any more, is "Porn Star Dancing" by My Darkest Days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaKwt5c…
1. Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
2. Back in Black - AC/DC
3. Drop Dead Legs - Van Fucking Halen
4. A bunch of others that escape me right now...
1. Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas....look it up on youtube...that song rocks
Okay, that's cool and shit, but unless you could dance like the Lockers you ain't all that. They were the bomb.
Some things are best kept to yourself.
lol
@slick - I'll see your breakdancing and raise you my Sonny Crockett pastel t-shirt and white suit jacket. Now that was cool.
#miamivice
So Say We All.
There was a club I went to once when it was closing time and the Benny Hill theme song played as the closing song, but I don't remember where that was, or whether that was a regular thing there. I think it may be one of the Quad Cities clubs.
A typical night at my club
6 rap songs
Du Hast
6 more rap songs
Du Hast
6 more rap songs
Du Hast
Check out my thread on Cherry Pie.
Slick, yet another fresh new trend on TUSCL
#breakdancing
I would be watching
I would be watching
Long restroom break
Long restroom break
impala,
Excellent choices.
When I'm writing my list one of the first songs that pops into my head is "Leave your hat on". Why? Because years ago I was at a small dive where some of the girls actually did a strip tease, and had props and outfits and stuff. And one of the hottest dancers I've ever seen, before and since, came out and danced to that song. Wearing a super tight, long gown, insane tits and body, hair down to her butt, absolutely gorgeous. I almost came in my pants. Or maybe I actually did, don't recall. Damn, she had that song nailed. Slow, sexy, incredible.
But that was one of those dancers who will never again exist, she was that good. And that song has become something special for me, and nobody will do it justice like she did.
Amen.
Okay, I've got "Hot for Teacher" stuck in my head now.
I'm trying hard to imagine a scenario where a chick dancing to Sam the Sham would be sexy. I'm drawing a blank. Even if she's really hot, and dressed like Red Riding Hood, that doesn't help. The song is just too goofy.
But I suppose you had to be there.... :)
Once went to a VH concert and they didn't even play HFT! :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J0utfYWJ…
First heard at the Sunnyvale Hip Hugger. Identified by typing lyrics into google. Surprised no one mentioned this.
SJG
It was really Van Hager and Godsmack was also on the bill. So maybe they had a shorter song set.
Yeah, that got my geek going.
Hey, anyone have some lotion? And I'll need a lot of tissues.
I'll be right back.
Let me risk using another analogy to give an idea what I think of stuff like that, for what little it's worth....
You go into a nice restaurant and order a steak dinner. The waitress delivers a wonderfully prepared prime rib. Juicy, perfectly cooked. You can't wait to take a bit. But then you notice they sprinkled gumdrops all over it, and poured chocolate sauce on it.
So the question becomes, WHY? You have a perfectly good steak, it doesn't really need that junk on it. Now if it had some mushroom gravy or something then fine. But gumdrops and chocolate sauce. Why?
Now, this is an ANALOGY. The juicy steak symbolizes the hot stripper. The gumdrops and chocolate sauce symbolize the Klingon/Star Trek clothes and makeup.
The point is that, in the same way that the juicy steak is perfect without all the gumdrops and chocolate, the stripper is fine without all the Klingon/StarTrek enhancements.
Like I said, it got my geek going, and I'll continue to enjoy it. It doesn't do anything for you <shrug>. That's fine; free country, your prerogative, and all that.
Thanks anyway for the snark.
I'm amazed at how sarcasm and analogies just fly over many people's heads. I always thought that kind of stuff was pretty obvious in most cases, but I guess not...
The place is the San Jose Pink Poodle, nude:
https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+Pi…
She comes out to the runway:
https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+Pi…
She gets down on all fours, and then proceeds to crawl really slowly from one guy to another, as she gives each the standard spread legs and rear views.
The stage is high and the music is loud.
KISS, Do You Love Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ-GDObOI…
SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/