So.. .this is different. The...

So.. .this is different. The place is tiny, which is fine, but I'm confused by the 7 rating it got. I put it at a five and I think that's perfectly fine. The little converted industrial building does its job admirably, but you're not here for the decor. Dim red lighting in the rooms (or mine, at least) build up enough illusion to forget about the environment itself. Cleanliness seemed important, so I'm not burning my clothes or anything.

I'd never been to a place like this. You come in to a tiny waiting room with a camera and after a while someone comes out to get you. In my case, there were two girls free who came to the door for me to choose. I went with Kourtnee because I recognized her name from the website and she was doing all the talking. Both were sexy as shit, so my choice was more on comfort than anything else.

We sort out pay and details and head to the room. Several dim red lights illuminated the space where a strip-club-style chair sat against one wall facing a very large mirror on the other. Nice setup, it turns out. There was a fresh towel on the chair, a bottle of baby oil conveniently placed next to my right hand, and some very purpose-chosen cleaning and hygeine supplies in the corner, and I was told to make myself comfortable. I was most comfortable keeping my damn clothes on, which is what I did, but I understood just what the other option was. I'll interject here that this place is on the up-and-up according to everything I've read and seen, which is a major part of why I chose it, so what happens if you choose the other option is probably not nearly as exciting as it might seem.