The Stripper and the Cat.

Yes, but what have you asked your cat to do for you lately?

Cats are more finicky then women!

Love in Vain was probably written about a stripper

My ATF's cat now lives at my house. She's crazy. Maybe that's hereditary.

My cat was a stripper in a former life.

My cat never gave me a yeast infection.

My cat is a lot like strippers. She expects me to feed her and take care of her but offers very little in return. Sure, on occassion she will sit in my lap and lick my face, but she quickly gets bored and runs away to take a nap. She only pretends to like me.

My cat never soiled itself.

fumblingdice - Let me guess. Your cat never got a restraining order against you for physically threatening it, did it?

i bet his cat never got banned from the only two strip clubs in columbia loll i bet your face felt hot knowing everyone was staring at you when you were escorted out

does your cat know your name and home address? if it doesnt ill make sure all his cats friends know

CAT FIGHT!!!

Ask not... What the cat can do for you...

But what you can do for the pussy...cat.

tumblingdice is fucking with the wrong guy press me asshole see what happens i dont hide behind a keyboard ,you wanna meet me at hemingways your hang out? say the word mother fucker ill be there

George, where did all this hostility come from? What does it have to do with this thread? I suggest that you start a new thread with a topic like "Random belligerence from a hothead".

Sounds like that's the sort of pussy Tumbling likes.

My relationships with cats are well known.

The relationship is a threesome.......me, the cat, my shotgun.

FA, sounds like that's another take on "banging that pussy."

Kudos.

@PhantomGeek,

Every single one of my threesomes involving a cat quickly turns into a duo.......just me and my trusty shotgun.