The Stripper and the Cat.

19 comments

• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  Yes, but what have you asked your cat to do for you lately?
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  Cats are more finicky then women!
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Love in Vain was probably written about a stripper
• gawker

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  9 years ago

  My ATF's cat now lives at my house. She's crazy. Maybe that's hereditary.
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  My cat was a stripper in a former life.
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  My cat never gave me a yeast infection.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  My cat is a lot like strippers. She expects me to feed her and take care of her but offers very little in return. Sure, on occassion she will sit in my lap and lick my face, but she quickly gets bored and runs away to take a nap. She only pretends to like me.
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  My cat never soiled itself.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  fumblingdice - Let me guess. Your cat never got a restraining order against you for physically threatening it, did it?
• georgejungle

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  9 years ago

  i bet his cat never got banned from the only two strip clubs in columbia loll i bet your face felt hot knowing everyone was staring at you when you were escorted out
• georgejungle

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  9 years ago

  does your cat know your name and home address? if it doesnt ill make sure all his cats friends know
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  CAT FIGHT!!!
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  Ask not... What the cat can do for you...
  
  But what you can do for the pussy...cat.
• georgejungle

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  9 years ago

  tumblingdice is fucking with the wrong guy press me asshole see what happens i dont hide behind a keyboard ,you wanna meet me at hemingways your hang out? say the word mother fucker ill be there
• MrDeuce

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  9 years ago

  George, where did all this hostility come from? What does it have to do with this thread? I suggest that you start a new thread with a topic like "Random belligerence from a hothead".
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  Sounds like that's the sort of pussy Tumbling likes.
• farmerart

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  9 years ago

  My relationships with cats are well known.
  
  The relationship is a threesome.......me, the cat, my shotgun.
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  FA, sounds like that's another take on "banging that pussy."
  
  Kudos.
• farmerart

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  9 years ago

  @PhantomGeek,
  
  Every single one of my threesomes involving a cat quickly turns into a duo.......just me and my trusty shotgun.