I was here once before, in...

I was here once before, in June 2014, and did partake in the VIP. The upstairs rooms are definitely nicer, don't know if they are worth the extra $50. But, usually if you're upstairs, ask one of the girls for a "tour". They will probably take you into one of the rooms and try to seduce you to go VIP. The attention or lap dance you get during this stage is far better than anything you'll get during a standard lap dance. After a while just say no and tip her nicely if you don't want VIP. As many have said, there's a lot on the menu here. Unlike many other places you will not come away unhappy after VIP. With that said, the regular lap dances are rather disappointing, and mostly this is what I go to clubs for. If I pay for 3 songs there better be some hand in the pants etc., aggressive. I must say during my most recent visit, in the words of one of the dancers, there were definitely some "dinosaurs" there. Seriously 2 girls were too fat for this place and its reputation. I got a total of 4 dances. First dance was from Hannah, tall white girl with curves. Tried to kiss the bobbies and she said, "you don't get that yet." So, only one song with her and no tip. Next was Hollywood. Had good conversation with her, she made the "dinosaur" comment. Ok dance, but she definitely had an odor down there. Yikes. Talked to a tall thin girl with short brown hair from Siberia. She was a bitch, and said she doesn't do VIP. I wouldn't want her anyway and her lap dances are probably terrible.

One of the bouncers, came up to me, and I asked him who gives the best dance. He suggested Marianna, and he was right. Only did one song, but she's easy to talk to. Although she's Cuban she acts more like a Brazilian. Seek her out, she deserves your attention. Found a pink wristband girl (under 21) she was a 20 yr old Puerto Rican from NYC. Although the dance wasn't too good, she was young. So yes, the dancer quality was pretty shitty on a Sunday night. All different ethnicity and ages in the crowd. The tip rail is good, likely get some boobies in the face and they stick the puss right under your nose. Some people in the crowd are fucked up. Saw a guy in sweat pants who was practically grabbing puss on the tip rail, don't know how he wasn't thrown out. New to Miami, and still haven't found a decent looking club where I can get a good lap dance.