Best Dick Moves
Since it's April Fools Day, I thought I'd ask if any of you have ever made a dick move to get back at a club or dancer who ripped you off or just pissed you off? I think you should always try to be a gentleman and pay for what you get at a club, but when they don't play fair, sometimes the gloves need to come off.
The best I could come up with was pretty tame--an encounter with a dancer who screwed me over in a VIP session. I opted for a three-dance special that was a total ripoff. She kept most of her clothes on for the first dance, did basically nothing for the second and put her clothes back on to leave before the third dancer was over. Then she asked for a tip because "all her regulars paid extra." Because it was a special, the bouncer was waiting right outside the VIP to collect the house's money. He didn't want to hear my complaints. Normally, that's a one and done deal. But I ran into the same dancer several weeks later when she was absolutely plastered. On a whim, I took her back to VIP where she performed several drunken, sloppy nude dances. When they ended, she was too drunk to ask for my money, and I made a point of directing her to the bouncer's station where she paid the house's fee out of her own cash. She probably never even realized what happened, but I got a little payback.
Anybody else ever got revenge?
The best I could come up with was pretty tame--an encounter with a dancer who screwed me over in a VIP session. I opted for a three-dance special that was a total ripoff. She kept most of her clothes on for the first dance, did basically nothing for the second and put her clothes back on to leave before the third dancer was over. Then she asked for a tip because "all her regulars paid extra." Because it was a special, the bouncer was waiting right outside the VIP to collect the house's money. He didn't want to hear my complaints. Normally, that's a one and done deal. But I ran into the same dancer several weeks later when she was absolutely plastered. On a whim, I took her back to VIP where she performed several drunken, sloppy nude dances. When they ended, she was too drunk to ask for my money, and I made a point of directing her to the bouncer's station where she paid the house's fee out of her own cash. She probably never even realized what happened, but I got a little payback.
Anybody else ever got revenge?
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Once a dancer whom I knew was really holding back on stage and so I stopped tipping her and just folded my arms. She changed her approach. But that is as far as I would go.
The other sorts of problems you describe you not likely happen to me because I have established more rapport with them before I would go into a booth or VIP room.
Where I am SC's are rare and so I treat them nicely.
SJG
I've yet to have the need to make a "dick move" but would not hesitate if I felt it warranted. Hopefully, I never will. But love Shadow Cat's potential. Just don't ever want to be able to have that option (retrograde ejaculations).
The one ROB I've run into I made sure as many people as possible knew about her deliberate trouble counting.
I was hoping to get more stories TUSCL members, but I'll share another one involving a crew of guys I used to work with (not me). They handled trade shows for our company, so they were on the road for many weeks out of the year. They were a pretty wild crew that spent a lot of time away from the wives and home, so they were always in the clubs. One year, a club was opening near a convention center where they were setting up, and it was offering all sorts of drinking, food and entertainment grand opening specials. They partied hard the first night, but when the bill came they ended up being charged full price for everything. When they bitched to the manager, he claimed the point-of-sale system wasn't programmed right, but promised to make it up to them "someday" when they returned. These guys called bullshit on his claim. They figured he knew they were from out of town and because they were paying with a company card, the manager probably thought they wouldn't bitch (it wasn't their money). Bad call. They didn't like being ripped off. On the way out, one of these guys slipped behind the bar and managed to grab a stack of cards for free entry, free food, free drinks, etc. that were being given out as part of a promotion. They returned the next two nights for "complimentary" meals and beverages. The only money they spent were tips for the wait staff and the stage performers. They felt justified.
Anyway I sent an email to the club management informing them of the crime committed by a dancer. I Expected nothing but returned back the following weekend not knowing if I was going to get kicked out or what. The club management investigated and suspended a few dancers and the bouncer on duty for two weeks. I talked to the manager and confirmed the dancer. I'm sure she was fired. Apparently she had been stealing money from customers for 2 years and the club was losing customers pretty bad. He even gave me what I thought she stole. About $40 in ones. She was probably upset that wad of money was all ones that night.
I visited a numberofclubs in the area. at the next club she worked at I informed a bouncer of her previous work theft. He seemed interested. At the next club she worked at I felt a bit sorry for her, it had been a year or two and didn't bother to tell the club management anything. She never realized the whole time I caught her and got her fired. or was the reason management investigated and fired her after they found red flags. I even got a table dance from her after the third club. It took a year or two of her approaching me with a smile asking for dances and I always said no without saying anything else. I figured she would be pissed. I could have called the police on her but Instead I just caused her trouble.
The only thing I can remotely recall is talking to management about a ROB that had ROBed me – I was not expecting anything to come out of it but I just wanted to let it be known to management in case it would help out the next guy she ROBed.
Anyway – to my surprise the ROB already had a reputation at the club and was just back from a 3 month suspension – the manager made the ROB give me back my $$$ and a few minutes later I saw her leaving the club in her street clothes.
I guess she got dicked (in a bad way) but that was not the intention I went in with – I just wanted to go on record w/ management about that particular dancer.
They gotta learn not to fuck over customers.
I work very hard for my money and they need to work hard for theirs. I have no problem being rude and mean to a ripoff bitch. I'm a cool person until you fuck me over with my money. Afterwards I'll be the biggest asshole to that person. Gotta have a backbone and take a stand and put those ripoff bitches in their place. They will regret it sooner or later.