Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

I hate to be a parrot,...

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mitedino
Apr 4, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I hate to be a parrot, but I agree with the others who note the inconsistency of the experience here. First I'll note the basics: with no traffic the club is about 15 mins north of downtown Seattle. Parking is free and discreet for those who care -- there are spaces visible from the main road, but also a bunch of spaces tucked away behind the building. The cover charge consists of a $10 entry fee, plus whatever you spend on a mandatory drink. You can choose either a small non-alcoholic drink for $5, or a large non-alcoholic drink with unlimited refills for $10. And for those unfamiliar with Seattle, the clubs are non-smoking.

I got to the club a little after 7pm, so I was there for the day/swing shift to night shift change over that happens at 8pm. I'd say there were about 5 girls before night shift arrived, and more than double that after 8pm. And overall, the late night ladies were fairly attractive. The average weight and age of the dancers dropped quite a bit as the night shift crew rolled in, but so did the quality of dances, in my opinion. And that's a shame because not only were there more girls, there were more customers, too. I got dances from 2 of the night shift girls before I left, and for $30 per dance, I was disappointed. If others had a similar experience, I'd say there were a bunch of bummed out dudes that left there that night. I didn't really have any good enough dances to make a specific recommendation on anyone in particular. One thing I did enjoy, especially before 8pm, was that the DJ played full songs. So kudos to him for not ripping us off! I think the girl on the main stage (there are 2, but only one is active until night shift arrives) sort of picks the songs, so you get a pretty wide variety of music types.

I still recommend Pandora's because I like that it is independent of the Deja Vu clubs in Seattle, and I have generally had good times there. But if you don't get a good batch of dancers, the value is seriously lacking.

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