I'm totally gonna do this tomorrow.

I'd like to say that I'm gonna miss you, but I won't. Better wear your good running shoes.

Try to record on it on your cell ph if you can that way we can witness the beat-down :)

Yep. Video, pictures, police report, hospital records . . . . .

If you are going to be in S. Florida, how about giving me your itinerary. I'd hate to be in a club at that time. :)

A beat down selfie! Nice concept, unless they take your phone and sell it. Would be fun to watch them pulling your gold teeth, though.

An April Fool's 2am report? This should get interesting.

Your going to get your ass kicked then someone will say April Fools

I find it would be funny to say "april fools" when she asks for money just to see the expression on the dancers face. But they of course have the cash. But it would be priceless.

Hahahaha buh bye.

I'm forked!

Don't ever try this!

Ok I made a few tactical errors. Made my way to the first club, I should have waited until the free lunch was over. She forked me.

I went to the hospital but they said I was forked and if they remove it it might kill me.

Now people will call me forkhead.

The good news is the club said I could keep the fork.

I've also been hearing "breaker breaker 1-9" in my head. Not sure what this is about but it appears some smokies set up a speed trap on route 10. Also some lot lizards might be at a truck stop not far from me.

That is absolutely the WORST Photoshop job I have ever seen. As far as the rest, good AFD reading.