Rude people suck.

Brilliant!

Being rude is counterproductive. Example: If your case is not heard in court by 1:00 - you get to waste an hour off the clock before court resumes. In the last eight years, despite other lawyers having to come back time and time again it has happened twice to me. Be nice to the clerks. Respect them. Be polite. Remember conversations. You get called first and when you're client isn't paying its amazing.

Sure wish there were more rude dancers.

See Engel v. Vitale (1962)

I had a few ATFs that could really suck.

But their talented tongues were the best part. ;)

I had a few ATFs that could really suck.

But their talented tongues were the best part. ;)