Richmond Strip Clubs offer Shaka Smart AND his coaching staff unlimited lap danc

According to ESPN News and the Washington Post, two local strip clubs in Richmond, VA, are pulling out all the stops in an attempt to keep the highly rated men's college basketball coach from leaving for the head coaching position at the university of texas. Seems Club Rogue and Pure Pleasure are Big fans of Coach Smart. But it was not enough to keep him at VCU, as he is headed to the Big 12.

Damn, I'm sure at least a few of you now wish you were so highly sought after!