Although blowjobs were not popularized until 1929, there have been historical drawings located in caves in San Francisco indicating that blowjobs have been around for several million years. These early drawings show two men exerting themselves and becoming exhausted. To combat the exhaustion, they would provide each other with fresh air using the tube located on the other male. However, because the only thing straight people want from queers or bottom bandits is interior decorating advice, this process failed to catch on in mainstream society.
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last commentI know it's the only job I'll ever love. :)
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Are you bored or something?
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Better yet, name a holiday after him. strip clubs would be packed on that night.
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Although blowjobs were not popularized until 1929, there have been historical drawings located in caves in San Francisco indicating that blowjobs have been around for several million years. These early drawings show two men exerting themselves and becoming exhausted. To combat the exhaustion, they would provide each other with fresh air using the tube located on the other male. However, because the only thing straight people want from queers or bottom bandits is interior decorating advice, this process failed to catch on in mainstream society.
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Lol...love receiving the job
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Hell...it's on the internet....gotta be true.....B.S.!
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Wasn't Hugh Hefner the guy?
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Nice try idid. I'm calling April 1st BS.
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You know, as it says below, "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."
Square that today!
Actually, the above could apply to most everything on the net.
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Millions of years ago? That means men were getting bj's right along with the dinosaurs.
Maybe cave girls were easy.
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They absolutely were, shark, and they all looked like Raquel Welch in fur bikinis! Trust me on this - I was there. (There can only be one.)
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Here you go...
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