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Timex345
Illinois
Whoever in the history of man discovered the blow job
should be given a lifetime achievement award.

12 comments

  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    I know it's the only job I'll ever love. :)
  • sclvr5005
    9 years ago
    Are you bored or something?
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    Better yet, name a holiday after him. strip clubs would be packed on that night.
  • ididthisonce
    9 years ago
    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Blowj…

    Historical Roots

    Although blowjobs were not popularized until 1929, there have been historical drawings located in caves in San Francisco indicating that blowjobs have been around for several million years. These early drawings show two men exerting themselves and becoming exhausted. To combat the exhaustion, they would provide each other with fresh air using the tube located on the other male. However, because the only thing straight people want from queers or bottom bandits is interior decorating advice, this process failed to catch on in mainstream society.
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Lol...love receiving the job
  • ididthisonce
    9 years ago
    Hell...it's on the internet....gotta be true.....B.S.!
  • londonguy
    9 years ago
    Wasn't Hugh Hefner the guy?
  • ATACdawg
    9 years ago
    Nice try idid. I'm calling April 1st BS.
  • Clubber
    9 years ago
    You know, as it says below, "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."

    Square that today!

    Actually, the above could apply to most everything on the net.
  • sharkhunter
    9 years ago
    Millions of years ago? That means men were getting bj's right along with the dinosaurs.
    Maybe cave girls were easy.
  • ATACdawg
    9 years ago
    They absolutely were, shark, and they all looked like Raquel Welch in fur bikinis! Trust me on this - I was there. (There can only be one.)
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