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Timex345

Illinois

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Whoever in the history of man discovered the blow job should be given a lifetime achievement award.

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shadowcat

I know it's the only job I'll ever love. :)

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sclvr5005

Are you bored or something?

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JohnSmith69

Better yet, name a holiday after him. strip clubs would be packed on that night.

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ididthisonce

Historical Roots

Although blowjobs were not popularized until 1929, there have been historical drawings located in caves in San Francisco indicating that blowjobs have been around for several million years. These early drawings show two men exerting themselves and becoming exhausted. To combat the exhaustion, they would provide each other with fresh air using the tube located on the other male. However, because the only thing straight people want from queers or bottom bandits is interior decorating advice, this process failed to catch on in mainstream society.

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just_the_nuts

Lol...love receiving the job

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ididthisonce

Hell...it's on the internet....gotta be true.....B.S.!

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londonguy

Wasn't Hugh Hefner the guy?

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ATACdawg

Nice try idid. I'm calling April 1st BS.

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Clubber

You know, as it says below, "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."

Square that today!

Actually, the above could apply to most everything on the net.

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sharkhunter

Millions of years ago? That means men were getting bj's right along with the dinosaurs. Maybe cave girls were easy.

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ATACdawg

They absolutely were, shark, and they all looked like Raquel Welch in fur bikinis! Trust me on this - I was there. (There can only be one.)

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Clubber

Here you go...

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