This is not a strip club,...

This is not a strip club, it is a massage parlor with extras. Went there looking for the extras, was led to a cold room by the only girl working there who took my money for "full service" then gave me a crummy massage and made me jerk herself off while she touched herself. She said it was because it was my first time there, and I understand that LE like to spend their time keeping me from being happy because it is easier than dealing with real criminals, but sheeh, at least warn your clients that full service really means self service with a naked girl in the room.