Definitions

Low mileage - air dance

UHM - her hand inside my pants and my hand under her thong.

The rest somewhere in between.

Low mileage=air dance

Mid mileage= they may sit on you and do a some grinding

High mileage= Grinding with intent to get you off. Massage outside pants with hands. You can at least touch boobs and ass.

Very high mileage=FIV Hand inside pants or dick out hj bj etc.

Ultra high mileage= bf or fs

no mileage = air dance

low mileage = light one way contact

medium mileage = decent two-way contact (dancer grind but maybe not constantly throughout the song and lets you touch buy maybe not for the whole song)

high mileage = constant grinding and constant groping and maybe some titty sucking

ultra mileage = high mileage plus lots of OTP and UTP stick shifting and FIV

low mileage- light grinding

mid mileage- some two way contact, nice grinding

high mileage- titty sucking, full two way contact (excluding the pussy),

very high mileage- FIV, HJ, DATY

ultra high mileage- BJ, FS

What is the definition of shitty dancer

I guess I need to clarify. My answer was for lap dances only. BJ and FS is completely different.

^ yeah – extras (BJ/FS) are kinda a separate category – not really such a thing as low mileage extras

In reviews, when people say they got UHM and VHM, I was assuming they got at least a HJ. Is that not true?

I assume UHM means what most of us consider extras.

I consider VHM to be very good 2-way contact within the confines of what is considered a lap-dance (i.e. very good grinding and groping off titties; etc).

UHM is beyond the standard lap-dance and below extras; IMO – i.e. FIV: titty sucking; OTP and UTP stick shifting.

low mileage- one way contact

mid mileage- two way contact, mutual boobie feeding, DFK, mutual FOV

high mileage- FIV, DATY (her)

very high mileage- FIV, DATY (both of us), vibrator play

ultra high mileage- 69, tribadism

Ultra high mileage leaves you wounded and winded.

Low mileage = marriage

Mid mileage = engaged

High mileage = dating

Very high mileage = one night stand

Ultra high = drunken college party time!

very high mileage=what you get when you run RickyBoy's The System.

^^^like a Prius

no mileage - air dance

low mileage - light grinding

mid mileage - two way contact including titties and ass

high mileage - titty sucking, full two way contact including pussy

very high mileage - HJ, DATY

ultra high mileage - BJ, FS

Rechthaberei- are you sure that you're doing it right? ;-D

Rech - According to urbandictionary it usually works better when they are both shaved.

I think these discussions, posts, and reviews which talk about 'mileage' and 'extras' are worthless. They contribute to dissociated dancer sex acts.

There is escort grade FS where the girl engages in unrestricted DFKing, and there is not that These are the only two conditions worth talking about.

Even in Sunnyvale, when a girl decides to break the rules and get aggressive about setting up an OTC, she will engage in unrestricted DFKing. So I don't see any reason to engage with any girl who is not doing that.

The rest of the terminology is far too vague. And also, when people talk about high and ultra high mileage and about FS, they are usually talking about 'extras' FS, where the girl does not open up emotionally. She does it by dissociating.

So the conversations about this are worthless because they only cause confusion.

Escort grade FS with unrestricted DFKing, and nothing else matters.

Likewise people will say things like, "You can get takeout." Also worthless because you can get this at any SC in the country, or anywhere else. The statement contributes nothing.

SJG

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Damn, apparently me and mrs sea have been getting high mileage the whole time and never knew it. We've always assumed we had only experienced low to mid level mileage but from what everyone is listing we've been getting high mileage LD's the majority of the time.

I'll bet if neither girl was shaved all that friction could start a small fire.