I did last night. They closed down Platinum and I ran into one of those poor dancers that used to work there. She wanted to go home with me. Being a good guy and since she was good looking too I agreed. It was all good for a while. Then after a week or two she told me a couple of her female friends wanted to visit. They arrived but they never left. I was thinking my bed is too small for 4 people.
You ever have interesting dreams with strippers in them?
Do any of you ever take the "natural" sleep aid Melatonin? That stuff gives me wild ass dreams. It's either sex or Godzilla chasing me. The sex ones are just fine, but the Godzilla's are scary. I am thankful there hasn't been one where sex with Godzilla involved.
Most of my dreams are pleasant and sometimes they are lucid and other times I have super powers. One time a dream got really crazy. I was all powerful and all knowing and bored like nothing I ever experienced before. The only way to wake up out of that boring dream was to dream I was an ordinary human. Then I woke up. Being all powerful and all knowing was a nightmare. It seemed like my consciousness was spread throughout the universe and many other realms of existence all at the same time, even an infinity of alternate universes. A true night mare. Al Gore was president in some of them. In others Earth was a nuclear wasteland.
mrs sea has had stripper dreams. they can be quite entertaining. i think i remember one where she caught me and a stripper and we didn't involve her in our activities. something about cutting off my balls. had to quickly remind her that would NEVER happen. i didn't enjoy hearing about that dream.
I'm watching a show about aliens after falling asleep and waking up. I remember a dream with 3 hot blond girls who took me back to their spaceship and they stripped down and made me comfortable. Obviously alien strippers. :)
Where they come from, there are no laws against doing what they want.
"It's either sex or Godzilla chasing me. The sex ones are just fine, but the Godzilla's are scary. I am thankful there hasn't been one where sex with Godzilla involved." - ididthisonce
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And in the end on dreams we will depend
Cause that's what love is
made of
Where they come from, there are no laws against doing what they want.
Brilliant! ;)
Where they come from, there are no laws against doing what they want."
Double brilliant! Sign me up for your rocket ship sharkhunter! ;)