She told me...

I had one tell me she'd gotten vaginal tightening surgery but hadn't had sex since.

She was either full of shit or actually crazy. (She said a lot of remarkable things).

I can believe it – women in general tend not to have sex just for the sake of having sex – females tend to be more relationship oriented.

There are a lot of single women and most women don’t jump at the first chance to have sex like many men will – and strippers are not necessarily different IMO.

unbelievable? There is just no such word when it comes to strippers. Nothing surprises me anymore.

I love you.

"You should do porn"

"You're the only customer I ever do this with.""

Every time I think sc is correct, as a above, one pulls something out that makes me think, "Really?".

There is no end to SS!

"vaginal tightening surgery" - brilliant! ;)

Rech, ats funny.

"I have a boyfriend but I don't have sex with him."

jack,

Seems that should read, I have a husband but don't have sex with him. :)

Jack, my ATF is living with a male friend and I'm quite sure they don't have sex. It happens.

oops --- I know im probably a naive P L but i hear the "i havent had sex in a long time " story quite a bit once they get to know me. Im always kind and respectful and i really believe that gets me a lot of inside info and lots more extras than the average customer. My live in girlfriend of 10 years didnt warm up to me for a year but when she did she told me she had'nt had sex in 18 months.

I'm on a sexless streak myself, although I did turn down an opportunity last month with a psycho girl. Last time I had sex was last August with my civi G/F. She went back to her H but we're starting to see each other again so I think my streak won't last much longer. We're meeting for "drinks" on Friday.

"I don't do this with anyone else"

"I love you"

"I totally wish we could do more, but the bouncer has his eye on me because I'm too naughty"

I used to believe "I don't normally do this". It made me feel yoonique and speshul.

I feel okay that'd my biggest PL sin.

The one thing I've NEVER heard a stripper say, "I don't do this for the money".

@rockstar666

I believed that about my ATF for a long time too.

With over dozens upon dozens of club visits and even more LPs over the years, I was sure I must have heard something. But as I thought and thought, I realized I don't remember a damn thing any of them ever said to me. Does that make me a bad person?

Kash, I only remember their breasts, and they only remember my wallet. It works.

"Im always kind and respectful and i really believe that gets me a lot of inside info and lots more extras than the average customer. "

Yes you are a naive PL. Being kind and respectful, while necessary, are subservient to cash.

We have all heard something along the lines of "I don't do this with anyone else." Obviously, a lot of the girls believe that is something relatively important to say.

My question: Does it honestly make any impact on you? What if a stripper offered FS and at the same time said that she had been with hundreds of guys. Guys wear that info like a badge of honor and expertise, girls run from it like the plague. Would you be less attracted to the girl, in the moment, with that information being advertised front and center? Psychology can be a real bitch and I don't think I would want that info confirmed to me as I was about to get busy with her. Given that, I have to admit that the polar opposite psychological tactic (I don't do this with anyone else) must indeed have some real positive effect on me and my willingness to buy, even though i know it's just SS.

^ often times less is more – a girl does not need to advertise her possible mileage; but the more one SCs then the same ole one-liners almost have no effect and they often almost sound comical.

If one is fairly new to the game; then one can see how what a dancer says can often be taken at face value and be given some merit.

Didn't mean to suggest that just because she was a stripper meant she was a hoe going out and getting the d at every moment...taken the wrong way - I just found it unbelievable

Anyway - somethingblike "I don't normally do this" is only believable if you're truly naive and don't consider your environment

"I haven't made any money tonight... I can't even pay my tip-out."

Said to me by a stripper who made multiple trips to the VIP with multiple guys.

Oh. And I once one time had a stripper tell me: "I'm married and I don't cheat on my husband."

Now, mind you... She said this to me while she had my cock out and was giving me a hand job and then proceeded to give me a BJ.

Of course, she only considered it cheating if she had intercourse... But, she "doesn't cheat on her husband." Lol!

Lots of couples don't consider oral sex to be cheating - cheating is defined by whatever boundaries couples establish for themselves

@warhawks: If I had a nickel for every stripper who told me she didn't cheat on her GF/BF/SO/husband just before sucking me off, if have a shitload of nickels.

The MILF used to say that too. To her credit, she doesn't say it now. At least not to me.

When they tell me that "they don't normally do this", I usually gotta believe them.

One of the most surprising things I heard a dancer say was, "I don't care about money."
Then she spends the next 30 minutes trying to convince me to get dances or just talking to me.

Warhawks, similar thing happened to me with a masseuse. A week before her wedding, she's stressing and venting to me about how she thinks her fiancé doesn't trust her, all while she's giving me a handjob. Just a little bit of a disconnect from conventional reality, I think.

I had a similar experience, shark hunter. She claimed to be descended from the founder of a fortune 500 company, claimed she didn't need money and was dancing for the thrill of it. I got a LD from her that was mediocre, and she pushed me hard for a $2 tip.

Based on what I say to some strippers, they probably think I'm either making up stories or a little bit crazy. Probably some of both. Although I was surprised one dancer seemed to really believe my story about all the aliens. I think she forgot the part where I said it was in a dream. Then when she asked me to repeat it a week later to her and several other dancers (holy cow, they all wanted to hear my story), I could not remember a word of what I said. I don't know. Maybe the alien story was true and they got to me and made me forget.

Suddenly tonight I'm getting a little bit concerned about supernatural entities with me. i wasn't concerned until I read tonight it was something to be concerned about. Maybe I should give them something to do and go out and bug some people who are already causing trouble. I might be in charge of a ghost army and not know it. hmmm, reminds me of a daydream where aliens beam down and then one injects me with nanobots to make me remember that I'm in charge of an alien fleet. In my daydream I've been brainwashed into thinking I'm an ordinary human but the sky turns dark as one spaceship blocks out the sun for miles. I got nothing better to do than daydream when I'm bored to death in church. The other daydream is better, Strippers go to church and spot me and sit down beside me and behind me. A relative and others wonder who are all the scantily clad girls who seem to know me. But then the priest always says amen or asks people to stand up etc. and the daydreams go nowhere.

I offered a 10 spinner at a no touch club for sex ..i offered $500

She said "no im not a hooker"

I then called her bluff and offered $3,000

She then said " how do u like your eggs n the morning"


Lol i tell you these young spinners lol

Three of the last four girls have said this is their first week on the job

shark, you may be possessed by a strip club god.

nuts, funny. You should've kept going down from 3 to figure out what her minimum was for cooking you eggs.

He said "I've got two cocks. I can either do you double-wide or service both holes at once". When I said prove it, he did.

So, Carolynne, did he do you double wide or both at once? Inquiring minds want to know.

He proved he could do it either way.

Sounds like one hell of an experience.

My ATF says "I love you" occasionally (I wrote about this recently). Otherwise, a girl in New Orleans told me "I haven't been dancing long because I just got out of prison for dealing crack. It's okay, though - I was framed."