I was near Philly so I...

I was near Philly so I first stopped by Cheerleaders. It was about 12:30 and there were only two dancers and no customers. One dance and left -- headed down the highway to see how things were at Oasis. There were only 5 or 6 dancers and about 4 customers -- but I ordered a beer and stayed. I got two rather lame dances from two of the sisters. Then I was pleased that a slutty, busty Charo-like girl approached me and I went into the back with her. She was fun and the mileage was pretty good but not outstanding. Because that was likely as good as it was going to get it was finish the beer and out. Will have to figure out better times to visit these places.