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The Designated Hitter Rule was banned.
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McDonald's would bring back the McSkillet Burrito
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Piercings, Tattoos, and Cell Phones were banned in strip clubs.
The World Would be a Better Place If...
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
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last commentStrip clubs were required to pass out customer education pamphlets with links to RickyBoy's The System.
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Strip clubs had casinos in them. Or casinos had Strip Clubs in them....
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Strip clubs delivered to your home.
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Hey Meat, if you're rich enough, they do!
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If jeriksons reasoning on 45 cent blowjobs were correct
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If piercings and tattoos were banned from strip clubs, there wouldn't be any dancers. The business would be dead. Cell phones don't bother me as long as no one is taking pics.
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The world would be better place if prostitution was legal so that two consenting adults could do whatever they want to do. It would be better if some people didn't try to constantly impose their beliefs on others via the law and court system. People would be more free.
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Dugly found something to do outside of TUSCL.
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if restaurants brought you a glass of beer instead of a glass of water.
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If everyone in Rock and Roll Heaven returned.
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There were no internet trolls.
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In video game baseball, NL rules are way better. But I have affection for your Frank Thomas or Big Papi type player who can smack the ball but is a defensive liability, even at first base.
I love navel piercings on chicks.
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...and I love tittie piercings on chicks.
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if they all were teenage dream strippers.
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Crazyjoe, hell yeah. jerikson was always light years away from reality, but that one was classic. I think it might've been something like .47 or .48 cents, but the extra .2-.3 cents hardly makes any difference.
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If there was true economic competition in the USA. And, just like JS69 is doing right now, if we spent it all before we died :)
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The World Would be a Better Place If...
Clubber were in charge!
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If vaginas were ATM's.
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Motor my friend...you are sounding like that Charles Barkley commercial during the NCAA...LOL
He wished that everyone smelled like babies...and spaghetti was easier to spell, etc..
But I agree on your first three suggestions.
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if bacon cheeseburgers, fries, and pizza were health foods
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^^^ touché
If there were no such thing as sexualy transmitted anything.
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People minded their own business
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Clubber takes notes for when...
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If cell phones were banned from movie theatres.
If Customer-Appreciation Day at strip clubs meant free lappies all night.
If strip clubs also offered FBSMs.
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If extras-oriented strippers were required to pass a math class that included a section on $500 lap dances x 0 lap dances = 0 dollars and pointed out that $150 lap dances x 3 lap dances would yield exactly 450 dollars more than 0.
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