The World Would be a Better Place If...

26 comments

• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  Strip clubs were required to pass out customer education pamphlets with links to RickyBoy's The System.
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  Strip clubs had casinos in them. Or casinos had Strip Clubs in them....
• Mate27

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  9 years ago

  Strip clubs delivered to your home.
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  Hey Meat, if you're rich enough, they do!
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  If jeriksons reasoning on 45 cent blowjobs were correct
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  If piercings and tattoos were banned from strip clubs, there wouldn't be any dancers. The business would be dead. Cell phones don't bother me as long as no one is taking pics.
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  The world would be better place if prostitution was legal so that two consenting adults could do whatever they want to do. It would be better if some people didn't try to constantly impose their beliefs on others via the law and court system. People would be more free.
• tobala

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  9 years ago

  4. Bacon were they cure for all disease.
• jester214

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  9 years ago

  Dugly found something to do outside of TUSCL.
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  if restaurants brought you a glass of beer instead of a glass of water.
  
• EarlTee

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  9 years ago

  If everyone in Rock and Roll Heaven returned.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  There were no internet trolls.
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  In video game baseball, NL rules are way better. But I have affection for your Frank Thomas or Big Papi type player who can smack the ball but is a defensive liability, even at first base.
  
  I love navel piercings on chicks.
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  ...and I love tittie piercings on chicks.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  if they all were teenage dream strippers.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Crazyjoe, hell yeah. jerikson was always light years away from reality, but that one was classic. I think it might've been something like .47 or .48 cents, but the extra .2-.3 cents hardly makes any difference.
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  If there was true economic competition in the USA. And, just like JS69 is doing right now, if we spent it all before we died :)
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  The World Would be a Better Place If...
  
  Clubber were in charge!
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  If vaginas were ATM's.
• ididthisonce

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  9 years ago

  Motor my friend...you are sounding like that Charles Barkley commercial during the NCAA...LOL
  
  He wished that everyone smelled like babies...and spaghetti was easier to spell, etc..
  
  But I agree on your first three suggestions.
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  if bacon cheeseburgers, fries, and pizza were health foods
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  ^^^ touché
  
  If there were no such thing as sexualy transmitted anything.
• likes2look

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  9 years ago

  People minded their own business
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  Clubber takes notes for when...
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  If cell phones were banned from movie theatres.
  If Customer-Appreciation Day at strip clubs meant free lappies all night.
  If strip clubs also offered FBSMs.
• Electronman

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  9 years ago

  If extras-oriented strippers were required to pass a math class that included a section on $500 lap dances x 0 lap dances = 0 dollars and pointed out that $150 lap dances x 3 lap dances would yield exactly 450 dollars more than 0.