I reviewed this club earlier this...

I reviewed this club earlier this year, but I have gone several times since and have some new thoughts and insights that others might find helpful. First, the only bad news--there seem to be several new floor guys, and while they are all very friendly when you are coming in, they are annoyingly eagle-eyed while they scope out the lapdance room. Not long ago, you could get three or four dances in a row and not see a floor guy, leaving what happened (within reason) pretty much up to you and the girl. For example, I was with a girl and (with her permission and encouragement) had my hands on her tits or her ass nonstop for almost an entire dance--no complaints. I went back with the same girl a couple weeks later, and I hadn't done anything more than lightly touch her upper back while she was grinding me and a new floor guy scolded me to keep my hands to the side. (He also told the girl she had to keep one foot on the floor.) The girl rolled her eyes, though, and we both kept an eye out--I was still able to touch her cautiously and less obviously, and she gave me a couple stick shifts while the bouncer wasn't looking. This has been the case with pretty much every girl I've gotten dances from. As long as you are friendly and respectful, the girls here are very open to a LOT of two-way contact--unfortunately, the bouncers aren't as tolerant of this as they had been, so you have to keep an eye on the room at all times (which is hard when you have a beautiful pair of breasts in your face).

Now, a bit more on the girls. When it comes to the talent, this place just keeps getting better. I have been to about a dozen strip clubs in Cleveland and in Pittsburgh, and I have never seen a place (except maybe Diamonds in the flats three years ago) with such consistently beautiful girls. Most of the ones I have talked to are smart, friendly, and laid back--a high portion of them are in their early twenties and dancing to pay for college. Usually, a club with trashier girls will have higher mileage, while the clubs with sweet, smart college girls (the one's you would almost rather be dating than buying dances from) tend to have very low mileage. Somehow Crazy Horse has hit the jackpot, though, because every girl I've ever had a dance from grinds you like she's fucking you, and most will let you touch anywhere but the kitty as long as the bouncers aren't watching. It's a dream come true, and I hope this aspect of the club doesn't change for a long time. Currently, it's the best club in Cleveland. There is a blonde who is (not exaggerating) a perfect 10 with a great personality and the most beautiful ass I have ever seen (also not exaggerating). She'll spend half the lapdance with her clit positioned right over your dick, dry-humping you while your hands roam her body. There is another girl (easily a 9) who has, on two or three occasions, sat down next to me at my table and discreetly slid her hand up my leg and stroked my cock over my jeans. This same girl got visibly horny while giving me three dances at the end of a night and, at the end, stayed with me for half of the next song, stroking my lap and (after she checked to make sure no one was watching) kissed me on the mouth.

My favorite thing about this club, though, is that there are several really sweet girls--7s and 8s, mostly--who remember me by name after only a couple visits, who give a good lap dance but make even better conversation, and who just strike me as genuinely nice, down to earth people. I went out last night planning on several dances from one of the girls I described earlier, and instead I got one dance from a girl-next-door type college student, after a long and interesting conversation about her future plans, and spent the rest of my evening at my table shooting the breeze with three or four other girls who stopped by my table, didn't hustle me, and maintained really pleasant conversation.