Gun Control

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crazyjoe
Colorado
Using both hands on the gun.

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Clubber
10 years ago
I guess the other part would be, "I miss my wife, so I need target practice."? :)
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Subraman
10 years ago
Molon labe, bitches!
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bang69
10 years ago
Gun control. hitting what you aim at
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SaintSnuff
10 years ago
Gun controller, a must for Duck Hunt on Nintendo
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sharkhunter
10 years ago
Gun control. Locking up your gun.
Then sleepwalking and getting it out, loading it, and firing it while asleep but at least you didn't hit your wife. My brother said they probably would never have believed him if he said he did all that while asleep. I believed him. Then said, good thing you missed.
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Clubber
10 years ago
shark,

I hope "Please wait a second Mr. Bad Guy while I unlock my gun." is part of your brother vocabulary. And I hope it works if he ever needs it.
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SaintSnuff
10 years ago
I'm always polite during home invasions - I find that the freightened family is much easier to tie up that way
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Lol.


@ shark...I know a vietnam vet that woke up during a thunder storm and shot up his house while having a flashback. He nearly hit his son
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Then he sold all his guns
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Lol Saintsnuff...duckhunt was an awesome game
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sharkhunter
10 years ago
Someone broke into his house while he wasn't home and stole all his guns. As far as I know, his wife lied and sold all his guns and kept the money.
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sharkhunter
10 years ago
That might be why he told me several years ago he would have never gotten married I guess if he had to do it over again.
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