Then sleepwalking and getting it out, loading it, and firing it while asleep but at least you didn't hit your wife. My brother said they probably would never have believed him if he said he did all that while asleep. I believed him. Then said, good thing you missed.
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last commentI guess the other part would be, "I miss my wife, so I need target practice."? :)
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Molon labe, bitches!
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Gun control. hitting what you aim at
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Gun controller, a must for Duck Hunt on Nintendo
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Gun control. Locking up your gun.
Then sleepwalking and getting it out, loading it, and firing it while asleep but at least you didn't hit your wife. My brother said they probably would never have believed him if he said he did all that while asleep. I believed him. Then said, good thing you missed.
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shark,
I hope "Please wait a second Mr. Bad Guy while I unlock my gun." is part of your brother vocabulary. And I hope it works if he ever needs it.
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I'm always polite during home invasions - I find that the freightened family is much easier to tie up that way
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Lol.
@ shark...I know a vietnam vet that woke up during a thunder storm and shot up his house while having a flashback. He nearly hit his son
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Then he sold all his guns
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Lol Saintsnuff...duckhunt was an awesome game
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Someone broke into his house while he wasn't home and stole all his guns. As far as I know, his wife lied and sold all his guns and kept the money.
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That might be why he told me several years ago he would have never gotten married I guess if he had to do it over again.
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