"Full House" Coming Back

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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

Episode 1: Uncle Jesse gets fired as a judge on American Idol and checks into rehab.

Episode 2: Danny gets treatment for prostate cancer.

Episode 3: Joey gets married in a gay wedding ceremony

Episode 4: DJ gets a divorce, gets a boob job and becomes a cougar prowling the bars for a 20-something rich techie

Episode 5: Stephanie runs against Dianne Feinstein in the California Senate election.

Episode 6: Michelle is an anorexic, meth addicted stripper working in the seediest dive in San Francisco

Episode 7: Kimmy is a VP at Facebook in charge of posting cute kitten videos

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SaintSnuff
10 years ago
I didn't know it was going to be a biopic
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warhawks
10 years ago

Hardly ever watched it.

Did Saget do anything worthwhile after this sitcom?

He sucked when he hosted Americas Funniest Home Videos for a little while...
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Diva1975
10 years ago
Funny shit Motörhead:)
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mikeya02
10 years ago
Someone should do one for "Happy Days"
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
When I first read the title I thought you were talking about Congress.
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PhantomGeek
10 years ago
I never watched it either. Hate those saccharin-sweet shows. I hope the opening sequence features a giant sinkhole opening up beneath their home during a family reunion. Cue closing credits.
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
NIce one motohead...Full house doesnt quite have a full deck anymore
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just_the_nuts
10 years ago
If they air this im buying ahard copy of the seasons lol
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Clubber
10 years ago
Had to look it up. Ah, no thanks.
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ididthisonce
10 years ago
Lori Anne Loughlin is still hot.
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