"Full House" Coming Back

Apr 21, 2015, 4:16 PM

motorhead

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

Episode 1: Uncle Jesse gets fired as a judge on American Idol and checks into rehab.

Episode 2: Danny gets treatment for prostate cancer.

Episode 3: Joey gets married in a gay wedding ceremony

Episode 4: DJ gets a divorce, gets a boob job and becomes a cougar prowling the bars for a 20-something rich techie

Episode 5: Stephanie runs against Dianne Feinstein in the California Senate election.

Episode 6: Michelle is an anorexic, meth addicted stripper working in the seediest dive in San Francisco

Episode 7: Kimmy is a VP at Facebook in charge of posting cute kitten videos

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SaintSnuff10 years ago

I didn't know it was going to be a biopic

warhawks10 years ago

Hardly ever watched it.

Did Saget do anything worthwhile after this sitcom?

He sucked when he hosted Americas Funniest Home Videos for a little while...

Diva197510 years ago

Funny shit Motörhead:)

mikeya0210 years ago

Someone should do one for "Happy Days"

Papi_Chulo10 years ago

When I first read the title I thought you were talking about Congress.

PhantomGeek10 years ago

I never watched it either. Hate those saccharin-sweet shows. I hope the opening sequence features a giant sinkhole opening up beneath their home during a family reunion. Cue closing credits.

crazyjoe10 years ago

NIce one motohead...Full house doesnt quite have a full deck anymore

just_the_nuts10 years ago

If they air this im buying ahard copy of the seasons lol

Clubber10 years ago

Had to look it up. Ah, no thanks.

ididthisonce10 years ago

Lori Anne Loughlin is still hot.