i just got a dachshund puppy! His alias right now is 4got2usethepapers and we've become good buds! He's cute as heck and he's going to help me pick up pretty girls in the park! ;)
Dogs are not worth the expense and effort.
They tie you to your house because they MUST be fed and walked twice per day minimum or you have to board them when you travel and that costs as much as some hotel rooms.
I wonder if you can rent a dog. Sounds like a business opportunity.
When I was a kid I had a dog and my mother would not let it in the house so it stayed outside in its house in a pen and later just loose outside. (yes winter and summer)
When we went somewhere we just had some one come by of an evening to feed and water the dog.
Indoor pets........ YUCK!!!!!!! makes your house smell like shit.
I knew a guy who keep a ferret in a large cage and his house smelled halfway between a hog farrowing house and the monkey house at the zoo. Made my eyes water. I can always smell if a house has pets in it... some better than others but they always stink.
Kids and pets are fine as long as they belong to someone else!
I once thought about getting a pet snake, then a bat. Never did. Now I got lizards and snakes in my yard. They survive naturally. I prefer lizards a lot more than snakes. I decided not to kill the baby snake I found hoping it might cut down on the bird noise. no dog or pups. I shared over 20 dogs usually only one to three at a time when I was growing up. They kept getting killed. One puppy we only had about 3 days. tragic accident. Car ran over it as it was crossing the road. I was thinking I'm going through a lifetime of pets before I'm even a teenager.
Oh yeah! My son was a great magnet. Used to love going into a store to get formula or whatever. Always a couple of hotties would just have to play with him. Never really tried to go further. What was I going to do, leave him in the car?
Just great, now 4got is going to be hanging around in the park trying to get girls to pet his wiener. This is the sort of thing that gives us perverts a bad name.
"Just great, now 4got is going to be hanging around in the park trying to get girls to pet his wiener. This is the sort of thing that gives us perverts a bad name."
On a different note, little 4got did forget to use the papers last night! I hope I can break him of that! I actually stayed home almost all day with my little buddy and we went out to the back yard every hour! So not sure why he had to pee in the house! :(
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But still, little 4got is cute and I'm predicting that 4got and 4got will have lots of luck with cute civvie girls!
If only it had gone after hot college girls. :/
They tie you to your house because they MUST be fed and walked twice per day minimum or you have to board them when you travel and that costs as much as some hotel rooms.
I wonder if you can rent a dog. Sounds like a business opportunity.
When I was a kid I had a dog and my mother would not let it in the house so it stayed outside in its house in a pen and later just loose outside. (yes winter and summer)
When we went somewhere we just had some one come by of an evening to feed and water the dog.
Indoor pets........ YUCK!!!!!!! makes your house smell like shit.
I knew a guy who keep a ferret in a large cage and his house smelled halfway between a hog farrowing house and the monkey house at the zoo. Made my eyes water. I can always smell if a house has pets in it... some better than others but they always stink.
Kids and pets are fine as long as they belong to someone else!
If any of you have pups, I'm keeping my dog away from you.
Human babies make better chick magnets than puppies but a bit more expensive. :)
Oh yeah! My son was a great magnet. Used to love going into a store to get formula or whatever. Always a couple of hotties would just have to play with him. Never really tried to go further. What was I going to do, leave him in the car?
Brilliant! Now you've given me a line to use! ;)
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