YOUR Perfect Club
Clubber
Florida
OK, You hear there is a club that would be perfect for you. A club with no parking fee, no cover, no restroom troll, hot barmaid, great bouncers, $3 beers, $5 liquor, nice decor, full of hot Asian dancers, think black dancers, dream strippers, dancers that will blow old guys, etc, and a talented DJ that only plays _________ music.
Fill in the blank with what would make this YOUR perfect club.
For me, classic rock. I could enjoy if he played nothing but Mötley Crüe's "Girls, Girls, Girls" over and over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBt…
Fill in the blank with what would make this YOUR perfect club.
For me, classic rock. I could enjoy if he played nothing but Mötley Crüe's "Girls, Girls, Girls" over and over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBt…
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No dress code. I need a place where I can wear my white three piece polyester suit and really stand out. Can't stand competition from other suits in downtown business districts.
Three or four young, burly bouncers that I can grease.
One young, burly manager that I can stroke.
Far enough away that I can rationalize expense of a cab ride as my excuse to drink and drive.
Seems you can read and comprehend. :)
However, because of the influence of a certain young woman who I allow to choose the music while we fuck, I have come to like just a little bit of rap, mostly songs about fucking the bitches in strip clubs. Kinda hard not to like it when you associate the music with having sex with her.
Lastly, when I'm high, I like techno and rap songs about smoking weed. She taught me to appreciate this as well.
Kinda nice to develop broader tastes as you age. Your only as old as the women you fuck.
I am starting to believe in Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny again!
BTW, bbottled beers at my fave club are only $1.50 on Monday nights.
If I had to pick, I think I'm with sc.
some of you are so boring....even if you don't care what music they play....JUST NAME SOMETHING...it'll give your TUSCL pals an idea of what you like
I grew up in the 80's/90's so I'm partial to that type of music.
But I must say, hanging out at SC has turned me on to whole new types of music. I find myself really liking some of the dance/techno music the girls dance to, and even some of the rap songs too.
Mostly danceable pop, dance, club music. Some rock. Some pop-rap and pop-hip hop (think Drake, not Stitches lol). A little salsa or spanish rock here and there, for girls who can dance to it. ABSOLUTELY: No country, no hard rock, no punk, no banda, no gangsta rap or rap with offensive/classless lyrics, etc.
At clubs where the girls get to pick their own music, I end up SoundHounding at least once or twice per trip, which is pretty cool
For nudity, I like the Pink Poodle in San Jose, and I have gotten along very well with many of their dancers.
For a contact club, I don't go for the extras model because I think it is just a gimmick, a chump's game. So the old style lap dancing, which meant lap sitting, was great. How much more it was than just sitting would of course vary. I loved some of it, extremely GFE in the front room. Much better than the typical extras club.
Beyond this, I believe my dream club is waiting for me right now, the TJ Hong Kong Bar, and also the other clubs there with it. Latina style friendliness, hiring as many girls as possible so they are competitive and so it can probably get very GFE in the front room, and then a nice hotel room with a sauna and food so that you can spend lots of time with your girl.
What I am trying to work will allow me to be there regularly in support of business activities which extend into Mexico. As I see it, that TJ Zona has to be considered as something comparable to a pagan shrine, very few places in the world which could rival it.
As far as most of the other stuff Clubber posted, I don't think it matters. For Asian dancers, here it is probably about 1 in 15. There have often been many at S.F. Crazy Horse and I've read accounts of a lot at S.F. New Century.
I speculate that there might be many at California Girl's in Santa Ana, but this is just speculation. Also that place has a big buffer zone between the stage and the tips rail. Not a good sign.
As Clubber likes Asians, I wonder where he is finding them.
SJG
"I could care less about what music is being played in the strip club."
How much less could you care? :)
When I met my ATF, she was dancing to Rammstein's "Du Hast".
I DON'T find them. That's my problem, although I did find my ATF and she is one of the few I've seen in S. Florida.
I'd rather have one dollar bottled beer, miller lite. For one dollar, I'd still be happy if it was in a can though. Maybe a club that I can walk to but not right behind my house. That's too close. Maybe that's not a great idea. I might have strippers getting drunk and thinking they could crash at my place and they might not want to leave. Hey, I could party at my house. No other guys allowed though unless I give the ok for every visit. I would need to add a stripper pole and a stage. My living room could easily convert. no smoking in the house though. Ceiling fan might get in the way of a dancer climbing the pole and swinging around up high. I got maybe 25 to 30 ft vertical height. Prostitution would be illegal in my house but free sex good. :)
Gotcha'! "...I have been to over 35 clubs...". On your profile...
Reviewed Clubs 35
So what is this? Not telling the truth about your clubbing, or holding out on us? :)
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Sharkhunter - Id love to have a man cave that looks just like a strip club !
lol yes there have been a few clubs that I never reviewed for one reason or another. Sometimes I just forget or the visit was so blah that it wasn't worthy of a review and I figured that if I went back and had a better time then I would submit something.
Say 6 Hail TUSCLs and you will be forgiven, my child.
My dream club would have a variety of bitches from every corner of gods green planet
My dream club would have a Asian massage parlors rooms
My dream club would have sex shows, sports on large screens with sports betting
My dream club would have a full sex menue at affordable prices with top notch hooes
My dream club would have a place to shower before and after your visit and a place to catch a nap if it was needed, also a all u can eat buffet for 7.99