Feature Dancers

Subraman
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Do you like the porn Feature Dancers? I saw a feature last night, mostly by accident (was at the club, and didn't realize there was a feature that night). I've always found them underwhelming, and it's always amused me that the place often fills to the brim right before the feature comes on, and then guys stream back out after her dance. The features are often not hotter than the house girls, the shows are often corny. I'd pick the house girls almost every time. Maybe you just have to be so into porn that it's practically an event?

That said, last night was probably the first time I've seen a Feature who absolutely blew away the house girls in terms of sexiness and beauty -- Riley Reid at Crazy Horse. She made everyone else in the place look like a house frau. Then again, it was a crazy weak lineup at CH. That said, I have no idea what she was charging for pictures or lap dances, usually prices are outrageous, and they just don't interest me.

Anyone love Features and want to give some insight as to why?

24 comments

  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    The only time that I have enjoyed a feature dancer was at clubs with semi private lap dance rooms. While the feature is on stage the semi private lap dance room are usually empty because most people are watching the feature. The more privacy the better the mileage.
  • sinclair
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    10 years ago
    I agree on the features. Since everyone in the club is occupied by watching the feature, it becomes a good time to take one of the house girls back to the VIP room. Up close you realize most pornstars are not as beautiful as they are on the computer screen.
  • JamesSD
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    10 years ago
    I'd really like to see Lexi Belle live. There are a handful of other girls I'd want to see, although most are "retired".

    I assume features bring in the "I don't buy dances" crowd.
  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    I agree with sinclair. I have done this and gotten good dances while everyone is distracted. I have seen a couple of porn stars that were did not look as good as advertised
  • EarlTee
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    10 years ago
    I don't go to clubs to watch stage dancing, no matter who is on stage.
  • Dolfan
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    10 years ago
    I "accidentally" saw Lexi Belle, it might have been at Crazy Horse. But I can't tell you why guys are in to them, like you said the shows are usually corny, the girls tend to be past their prime, and its often beyond busy while their there. I'm w/ sc - the only thing they're good for is occupying eyeballs to give me more privacy.

    I will say the few times I've seen ex porn stars working as house girls, I did find them to be on average more entertaining than the house girls. They also tended to raise the mileage in the club they worked at; Not because they themselves were high mileage, if anything they were lower mileage than the rest of the girls. But, I guess their presence intimidated or motivated the other girls or had some other effect on the mind of strippers I'll never understand.
  • Dolfan
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    10 years ago
    and I guess I'll add that if Lexi Belle was at the CH here, I might try going back once more. I just checked out a video of her and she looks cute & fun.
  • Subraman
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    10 years ago
    I kind of expected this, we're all here because we love strip clubs and strippers, although on the last customer forum I was on, the guys loved features. Watching Riley Reid yesterday really made me realize how mediocre so many features are; she's literally the first one who blew away the house dances in terms of looks, in 20+ years of SCing.

    There's a girl who looks hot on her poster coming next week to CH, Nicole Aniston, I don't know who she is but do love her poster. Reena Sky is coming in May, again I don't know who she is, but she looks great on her poster.

    Agree it could be a great time to take a girl to the VIP! Of course, some of the strippers get smitten also. I wasn't there during Jenna Haze's performance, but from what I heard from my ATF at the time, the house girls were as excited to see her as the PLs were
  • Clackport
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    10 years ago
    Not a big fan of it personally. Usually the cover is much more than it usually is. If you want to get a dance with a pornstar, the prices are unbelievably high and usually high mileage. Like already stated, the pornstars don't look as good up close as they do on the screen. Last not but not least the hottest dancers usually don't work on the night they do the pornstar feature.
  • seaboardrr
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    10 years ago
    We went to see Teagan Presley and Alexis Texas and it was pathetic. Over an hour late starting even though they were there beforehand. Alexis even sat right next to us for over half an hour eating chicken fingers and french fries watching the stage. She looks good made up and in a tight dress but take it off and she's just another woman with a big ass. Wasn't that spectacular. They turned all the lights on up on stage and all they did was walk around screaming for people to throw money. Nothing left to the imagination with every single flood light shining bright and absolutely no type of actual show or dancing. First time we ever went to see features and naively were expecting them to actually dance and do a show. When they finally took the stage most everyone stood up crowding around the stage and you couldn't move an inch. There were a few other reasons we weren't happy with the whole show too.

    Lexi Belle and Lisa Ann were here about a month ago but we decided not to waste our time. I'd like to see Lisa Ann in person but if it's just more of the same I don't see the point. I'd love to see Nicole Anniston. Need to show her to mrs sea. Bet she'd really like her too.
  • Subraman
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    10 years ago
    I accidentally saw Alexis Texas ... just happened to be there on a night she featured. Agree with you completely, not attractive, outshined by the house girls easily, show was ho-hum.

    The shows at CH routinely start an hour late, I've never seen the 9:30 show happen before 10:30

    BTW, still gushing about Riley Reid -- she went out into the audience and danced on everyone she could. I know how beautiful her face is, because she was shaking her ass in the face of the guy behind me, I turned my head to the right to look over my shoulder to watch, and her face is like 5 inches from mine, she's looking right into my eyes with that mischievous smile of hers... yum
  • JamesSD
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    10 years ago
    Alexis Texas, and Teagan Pressly both aged poorly. Teagan in particular looked washed up at 20, years ago. Alexis has a big ass for a skinny white girl, but she was thinner at 19 than now.
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    Most clubs with featured dancers in my experience close the VIP while she is on stage. So I usually take that opportunity to take a crap and hang out with the bathroom troll. or lI might go out to grab a quick bite to eat and come back after the feature is over. I don't go to strip clubs to see used up women with gigantic mutant shaped breasts.
  • Travis833
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    10 years ago
    I can confirm Alexis Texas looks awful without makeup. Nicole Aniston on the other hand is legitimately good looking, but when she was in the area she didn't do lap dances at her feature appearance.She might have changed her policy since then though.
  • Subraman
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    10 years ago
    " So I usually take that opportunity to take a crap and hang out with the bathroom troll"

    Well okay, that answers the main question of the next thread I was going to create: Who the fuck are these guys who CRAP AT THE STRIP CLUB?!

    lol just messing with you! I've been to two clubs that have features, and neither closes the VIP room, but I don't doubt at all that it happens
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    No! Well, if she were Asa Akira or some others like her, say Morgan Lee.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    The feature shit may have had its place in the 80s and 90s; but kinda seems old-school (in a bad way) and out of place now a days.

    Per my limited experience; the features I’ve seen just hang out at the club and didn’t even give dances – seemed more like “hey we have a “celebrity” here so come out to the club” – I’m not interested in paying for a photo w/ a feature; nor getting her autograph; nor paying 2x for LDs.
  • ididthisonce
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    10 years ago
    I remember seeing the Morrell Twins at Dockside Girls in Graham many years ago. They were decent. Seen a couple since, but the acts weren't much to speak of. I know most dancers have told me they hate features. I would rather see amateur night in a big city any day of the week.
  • Dolfan
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    10 years ago
    Shit - I meant Riley Reid in my 2nd post - not Lexi Bell - I saw her and was not impressed at all.
  • Clackport
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    10 years ago
    Speaking of washed up, Tori Black leads that category. At 21, she was probably the best pornstar and she had model looks. She's obviously retired now, but she's 26 now and she looks terrible. I wouldn't get a dance from her now if she paid me.
  • rentz2
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    10 years ago
    Riley Reid might be the only feature dancer I would go see
  • FullPress
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    10 years ago
    Is Riley Reid the squirter? That would ruin the stage for the rest of them. ????We saw Annabelle Chong years ago in SF shoot ping pong balls out of her hoo-haa.
  • Subraman
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    10 years ago
    No idea if Riley Reid is a squirter, she didn't squirt at the show I saw. Which def would have grossed me out, man! lol
  • Dolfan
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    10 years ago
    This Tori Black? http://static.wixstatic.com/media/796873…

    Apparently not totally retired, but I don't disagree with the rest of the statement.
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