Feature Dancers
Subraman
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Do you like the porn Feature Dancers? I saw a feature last night, mostly by accident (was at the club, and didn't realize there was a feature that night). I've always found them underwhelming, and it's always amused me that the place often fills to the brim right before the feature comes on, and then guys stream back out after her dance. The features are often not hotter than the house girls, the shows are often corny. I'd pick the house girls almost every time. Maybe you just have to be so into porn that it's practically an event?
That said, last night was probably the first time I've seen a Feature who absolutely blew away the house girls in terms of sexiness and beauty -- Riley Reid at Crazy Horse. She made everyone else in the place look like a house frau. Then again, it was a crazy weak lineup at CH. That said, I have no idea what she was charging for pictures or lap dances, usually prices are outrageous, and they just don't interest me.
Anyone love Features and want to give some insight as to why?
That said, last night was probably the first time I've seen a Feature who absolutely blew away the house girls in terms of sexiness and beauty -- Riley Reid at Crazy Horse. She made everyone else in the place look like a house frau. Then again, it was a crazy weak lineup at CH. That said, I have no idea what she was charging for pictures or lap dances, usually prices are outrageous, and they just don't interest me.
Anyone love Features and want to give some insight as to why?
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I assume features bring in the "I don't buy dances" crowd.
I will say the few times I've seen ex porn stars working as house girls, I did find them to be on average more entertaining than the house girls. They also tended to raise the mileage in the club they worked at; Not because they themselves were high mileage, if anything they were lower mileage than the rest of the girls. But, I guess their presence intimidated or motivated the other girls or had some other effect on the mind of strippers I'll never understand.
There's a girl who looks hot on her poster coming next week to CH, Nicole Aniston, I don't know who she is but do love her poster. Reena Sky is coming in May, again I don't know who she is, but she looks great on her poster.
Agree it could be a great time to take a girl to the VIP! Of course, some of the strippers get smitten also. I wasn't there during Jenna Haze's performance, but from what I heard from my ATF at the time, the house girls were as excited to see her as the PLs were
Lexi Belle and Lisa Ann were here about a month ago but we decided not to waste our time. I'd like to see Lisa Ann in person but if it's just more of the same I don't see the point. I'd love to see Nicole Anniston. Need to show her to mrs sea. Bet she'd really like her too.
The shows at CH routinely start an hour late, I've never seen the 9:30 show happen before 10:30
BTW, still gushing about Riley Reid -- she went out into the audience and danced on everyone she could. I know how beautiful her face is, because she was shaking her ass in the face of the guy behind me, I turned my head to the right to look over my shoulder to watch, and her face is like 5 inches from mine, she's looking right into my eyes with that mischievous smile of hers... yum
Well okay, that answers the main question of the next thread I was going to create: Who the fuck are these guys who CRAP AT THE STRIP CLUB?!
lol just messing with you! I've been to two clubs that have features, and neither closes the VIP room, but I don't doubt at all that it happens
Per my limited experience; the features I’ve seen just hang out at the club and didn’t even give dances – seemed more like “hey we have a “celebrity” here so come out to the club” – I’m not interested in paying for a photo w/ a feature; nor getting her autograph; nor paying 2x for LDs.
Apparently not totally retired, but I don't disagree with the rest of the statement.