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Recommendation

I'm considering moving to India. Can anyone recommend a good moving company?

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Why

Why are there so many threads about Vincemichaels being a pedophile and misrepresenting himself as a war hero?

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Should I see a doctor?

I went to a club today and maintained an erection for at least 4 hours. Should I go see my physician even though I didn't take Viagra?

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Crabs

Doesn't anyone get crabs anymore. I haven't heard of it, or gotten them, in about 20 years.

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Boxing Day

The power of TV really fucked up the Boxing Day tradition. Just my opinion. Feel free to discuss.

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The downside of Christmas

I had lost about 30 pounds over the past 3 months. Just gained 7 back

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Stuck on 7

Papi mentioned the responsibility of being a level 10 contributor. I've been at 7 for a long time. I don't know why I started this thread. Feel free to discuss.

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Funniest word in the English language.

While vulva and coitus give it some good competition, I think the funniest word is probably scrotum. Thoughts?

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Mirrors in VIP

I am going to get one of those floor mirrors that I can squat over and see what is making all that noise...

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Perfect ass/great ass?

I see this term(s) so often but i have no idea what it means to each individual. A perfect ass is to me, is a big, phat ass. No blemishes(tats) or wrinkles(cottage cheese ass). However given the popularity of spinners…

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No fun vacation

Lickit54's thread prompted me to post this. Last year, we went to Florida and stayed in New Smyrna Beach. I got a couple of free afternoons that I was able to spend at Diamond Dolls in Daytona Beach.…

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Papi Chulo mode??

Papi I hear is into the thick girls lol. Would this girl be too big, too small, or just right for Papi? https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba5Y0Alleqf/?hl=en&taken-by=maliah_michel https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc4xD4Fl3c5/?hl=en&taken-by=maliah_michel

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Follies going to expand?

Yesterday a dancer told me that there is a rumor going around among the dancers that the club is planning on an expansion. Maybe just wishful thinking. If anybody goes see if you can find out anything from a more…

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My rating on this one is "Not with your dick".

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/27/teens-dad-busted-texas-teacher-44-having-sex-with-student-in-car-police-say.html

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Drug of choice in strip clubs?

I’m wondering what the popular drugs are in strip clubs these days? I know that heroin is popular among certain groups (from reading Gawkers posts). I’m sure pot is very common among dancers (to the point that it’s almost in…

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Owning a strip club

I was wondering if anyone could help me figure out how much it would cost, and possibly how successful, it would be to open a strip club in New Jersey?

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Driving up I-95 from Florida to Massachusetts

Need info on the best places to stop. Strip clubs, adult bookstores, arcades, theaters....etc.

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I saw a 77 year old man today

Back from wolf lodge Concord NC with a weeks packed of fun with the family so I figured I'd stick my car in the shop since the inspection is due and I need to do the brakes and tires and…

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High School girls dancing

I was in a club last March and noticed 3 new youngish girls dancing. I asked one of the regular girls about the new girls and she said that they had all recently turned 18 and started dancing there on…

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Let's Keep TUSCL Pedophile Free: Time to Leave the Board @vincemichaels

@vincemichaels: Your own words have proven that you are a pedophile. Time to leave the board.

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First time

Decided to stop in on a Saturday night and get in my fix before Christmas. Plenty of beautiful girls, mostly latina. After watching them perform on stage for a while, I finally made my selection.…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Good fun with right dancer!

Located in a business area off Foster, this club looks like a major dive from the outside Parking is ample, but can seem full for as few customers that are inside. . Inside it actually…

Sensations

Inola, Oklahoma

Not worth the drive

Went to check place out will never go back again. The girls lie to get your money and the staff could care less. Had one dance which was ok, The dancer was engaging, but did…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Holiday visit

Decided to pay a visit here after some holiday partying. It was a first for me at this particular location. Parking didn't seem to be an issue. Valet is $5. The bored security guard in…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Reliable

I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon. There was a modest crowd of about a dozen guys. The parking lot was not private and motorists passing by on route 130 could easily spot you walking…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Not what it used to be

Seems like it was a lot more lively back 10 years ago or so. Last few times I've been there it seems pretty slow. The better looking dancers seem to camp out at…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Once again

Haven’t been to jiggles for over a year! It hasn’t changed much. You do get a feeling of being at a very familiar place stopping at jiggles. Nothing changes, same people, same setup, same dancers…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

First Visit

A friend and I visited this club for the first time on Friday. There was a $5 cover, which we didn't mind paying. We were greeted as we walked in by a bouncer/host who showed…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Xmas eve!

In laws in town, needed a quick escape and a bourbon or two, all the other bars on the block were closed, so I went here. $14 bulleit bourbon. Girls were really attractive. White and…

Fantasy's at the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

Decent enough for what it is...dive bar

On my way to Tampa, I made a few stops in Ft. Myers to check out their clubs on a Monday afternoon. I checked out Scarlett’s (it was trash and not worth a review), Lookers…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Taco Tuesday

Been here a few times, usually weekdays late evenings. Hit or miss without any patterns. Went in on Taco Tuesdays a few weeks ago for the first time. Tacos were great for…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Disappointed

Was in philly for 2 days on a sight seeing trip so why not stop by some local clubs. After reading the review here, I have decided to spend time here. However it wasn’t nearly…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Unique experience

First off, I appreciate that the site puts up a live lineup every night. Nothing is more frustrating than walking into an empty club that is light on talent. I walked in around…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Good weekday evening

My first evening visit included lap dances from two very attractive dancers. Both walked up to me as I stood near the dance floor beyond the bar, considering whether to take one of many empty…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Hot Chicas

I have tried this place in a year ago and had a blast, and figured why not see if I can relive it again. The girls looked good overall, the hustle is thick with some…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Acceptable

I came in late on a tuesday night, gave 2 $ to the doorman and i was in.I recognise the waitress cauze i danced her like a week before on a day shift. I…

Club Princeton

Columbus, Ohio

Fun! I want to go back

I had so much fun here! Two men let me borrow their wives. The men were also extremely respectful and listened when I told them I was a lesbian and didn’t want any men to…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Not bad

I didn't expect much - you enter an adult bookstore, pay $10, and the club is in a separate room. But it actually wasn't bad at all. It's set up like any old hole-in-the-wall strip…

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The real question is:

The real question is what is the difference between a dancer who has sex for money and a girl who won't have sex until you put a ring on her finger that costs you a year's pay or worse yet…

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How many of you have actuall run into a dancer who was a college student not jus

A few years ago I walked into a club late in the afternoon and saw a dancer doing homework at a table in the corner. She was an early 20s drop dead gorgeous blonde (a 9+ one anyone's scale) The…

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What’s the obsession with porn starlets ?

I’ve noticed that many of you guys when describing a girl that you like seem to compare them to porn stars. Me personally I have no desire to fuck any pen stars I very much prefer the ‘Star Wars’ motto…

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What are your clubbing "accomplishments" for this year and goals for next year?

As the end of the year approaches, I spend some time contemplating how things went in various aspects of my life: interpersonal relations, spiritual life, job and professional development, financial affairs, best books read, best movies watched, and (yes)…

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Oasis Atlanta, GA and 3 other questions

Why is everyone saying they want to shut Oasis down? Someone teach me all your lingo/acronyms? What are new young spinners when referring to dancers? At nicer clubs, how many girls know real pole tricks?

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

First trip outside the states!!

Here, you will see women who are not only sexy but also very attractive, chic and modish. Basically, a gentlemen’s club is a type of a strip club. In the gentleman club London, the most…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Not a good option

Got hung up west of PHX and had to stay in Glendale area overnight. I am usually a day shift pl, but didn't get into hotel until after 5. Friday wad scheduled to be a…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

This olace never changes

So they swapped bartenders, however cassie was trained by the last one do she is aware of how things work. Although i do miss Bess's ass. If you treat the girls correctly you can still…

The Dome in Kent

Kent, Ohio

No Dancers before 7pm

I stopped in on a Thursday evening around 6:30pm. The place was fully lit and had a couple televisions playing a soccer game. The bartender served me a $5 small cocktail and informed…

Temptations Cabaret

Aledo, Texas

Too much fun. Especially the new girl Angel.

Fuck this place was dope. Went in to check it out before I went to Roxy showgirls but ended up staying til 2 when I had to leave to the airport for my 530 flight.…

Stiletto's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Rookie mistakes

I was in New Orleans for the jets saints game I went out drinking on bourbon street then ended up in stilettos. I made a couple of mistakes this night which lead to me spending…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Awesome Experience, Best Club Been to Compared to MN

I've mostly been to clubs in the MN area, so I can't compare for sure....but the experience my wife and I had here was AMAZING to say the least. We went during an event…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Party Atmosphere

Showed up around 2am and it was a $50 cover. Considering its the only thing really open and still serving at that point, my friends and I bit the bullet and ponied up. Inside was…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

Slow

This is the first time Ive been a bit disapointed in a visit to SHooters. Stopped in on a Wednesday while in the area on business and was surprised to find only two dancers on.…

Sheer Pleasure Lingerie

Schenectady, New York

Club sucks

So what can I say, I have gone to this club a few times a year for like 7 years. It is probably the nastiest, worst run, rip you off operation in America.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Nothing But Leftover Turkey

I decided to see what kind of talent would be working on Black Friday. Since they were closed on Thanksgiving, they advertised a $70 15 minute VIP special for the day after. I figured I'd…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Great Club/Dance Atmosphere

Great Club to go to if you want to party/dance and mix it up with some T&A. Club is very clean. Bar Stool, seats, and booths don't feel sticky at all. Private…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Clean, Classy and Fun

I've been to all of the clubs in RI, and this is one of, if not the cleanest strip club around. The dancers that work often are beautiful, talented and friendly. Some know how to…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

first visit

was in the area and since I had read quite a bit about the place, I had to stop in. it was about 430ish when I got there. there were a couple of…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Another Tuesday Night At The PC

Although there were more than 10 ladies working on a Tuesday, it wasn't a great night. There were some new (to me) ladies working this night. But there wasn't a lot of excitement…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Holidays Bring Out the Best

I visited NightTrips on during the holidays after arriving on a late night flight. The club isn't too far from the airport and was convienient. The place was packed! I think I…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

A great place for meat

I live near by, and go there every Saturday night. (except for now while in Florida) I go there because of the great prime rib. As a rule I never eat in a strip club.…

Mansion Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse

Newburgh, New York

slight improvement

Despite having had mediocre/poor experiences in the past, I was driving by on a Friday a couple days before Xmas so stopped in, and had a better time than previous stops. $10, parked in the…

the Doll House

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Easy, but boring

This place is now called Dollhouse. This review is based on an experience before the hurricane hit. You go up some stairs and there is a small dancing arena for a single dancer. There is…

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, Oregon

local bar

You will get a real local bar atmosphere here. They do have lotto and most patrons go there to play. The ladies are okay, but you must like a little extra on the…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hmm

Has not been to Kittens before but a regular from and there club moved there and I though I would give it a shot. Wish I hadn’t. The lay out is dark and confusing. The…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

What Happened?

I want to say, "What happened?". This place used to be the run of the best clubs in El Paso and lately, more like the last 2 years the quality has definitely declined. This used…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Stimulus day visit

I always wanted to visit on stimulus day. On this day each patron will be given one voucher which allows to have 30 min VIP dance for $100.00 When I entered the parking lot, I…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Unbelievably Bad

Complete ghost town, and this was around midnight. There were about 7 or 8 dancers, but just one customer other than myself when I walked in. 4 of the girls were sitting with…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Decent time for a dead night

The club seemed clean, music was low enough to be able to carry some conversation. I felt like the bouncers were watching, but I didn't feel bullied or like it was overbearing at any point.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Lucky experience

It has been six months since my last follies visit..... Exterior and Interior layout still the same.. With this being a bright sunshine day. I did something most Follies newbies do. Stood near front entrance…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Better trip but still less than Best

Back to Follies after a month+ break. Just too busy recently to go and I haven't enjoyed the dancer mix the last few trips. Got there early, just after 11:30 or so, avoiding the valet…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Nice Club

I haven't been to FC in a while so decided to see what was going on. The club had been remodeled since I was here last....the side stages off the center isle stage were gone.…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

grate experience

I have been on this club years ago and was awesome so I decided to stop for a drink and was a grate time. parking is $2 or $5 vip , drinks are 4.75 and…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Some great dancers, some not so great, but great place

$4 beers. Drinks for dancers are the same price. Full nudity. No pressure. The have a few dancers who are really good. The one with the "You Wish" tattoo looks like she's in her late…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Christmas party

I went to the club for a particular dancer. She’s an 8 in my book. She’s cute and has a good body and a pretty face. She also gave me a really good grind. The…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

YMMV but I had a GREAT time

Never been here before but always been curious. Heard there were hot girls so I thought I'd give it a try, and I am glad that I did. The club itself is a little run down,…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Better than I expected

I've driven by Dancing Bare hundreds of times, but this was my first time inside. It helped that I had really low expectations, but I have to say it turned out better than I thought…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

Clean club, but not my cup o tea

I went to this club in downtown los angeles on a thursday night. It was very crowded and for the most part everyone seemed to be having a great time. This club is very huge…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Decent for the money

Went here on a Wednesday night with a couple of friends. Was surprised at the size, for some reason I expected much smaller due to how it looks on the outside. The location is a…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Interesting, but that's about it

Hit up 2001 after my plane landed mid afternoon.I was horny had read about the "spaceship" and talent there and figured I'd give anything a try once. Had drove by there many moons ago when…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

New exp

Decided to stop by on a Friday evening around 4. It was freezing outside. When I drove in parking looked full no surprises but there was a line outside the club. Found out from valet…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Flashdancers

Best club in NYC as far as traditional clubs go. Girls were mostly hot ranging from 7-9. I always seem to get decent mileage from this place compared to other nyc establishments and this night…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Job done

After a long Sunday funday stopped by to see what was happening here and as usual for a Sunday, dead! Asked the bouncer if there were any girls he said there were but only saw…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Second trip to the blue

About a month after my first visit I made a return trip with a small group of friends. Not as many dancers or guests as my first visit. $10 cover, 30 first dance, 20 for…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Definitely not a lot of fun

Worst experience I've ever had at a strip club. The girls are rude and once you say your just trying to watch the show or wait for a certain girl they instantly bombard you with…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Thursday fun...kinda...not really...but did.

Came here at 430pm thinking ill get to see the afternoon and the evening shift but i was wrong. Mainly just afternoon group ready to leave the place so they were already to clock out.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

The Criket Evening Visit

They had eighteen dancers (eight 7’s and the rest were 6's or below with a 40/60 ebony to ivory mix) and a full house of customers when I arrived. Familiar peelers were Casino, JJ…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Above Average Visit

Have been here a few times over the past couple of months....usually a bunch of girls and a handful of customers. Previous reviews of the clubs layout are pretty accurate. An old…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

New Xscape; Tequila

First time at club xcape after it changed from the old tequila sunrise. I heard Tuesday and Thursday we're $5 table dances. Went to the club and paid the $10 cover but no $5 table…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Friday Afternoon In Club Cabaret

Stopped into CC last Friday to wait for a friend of mine and hit more clubs. I was very pleasantly surprised by the dancers that were there! There were five or six that were…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Friday day shift - blah

I had an ok time at Christie's last week and decided to go back Friday 12/22. This was a day shift visit. In my last review I talked about the club, this review I will talk…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

It’s gone down hill

Like someone else said, it used to be great - full nude and decent service, girls and prices. I went with my girlfriend as a last stop on a night out recently and yeah we…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Had good time

Went here again on Saturday night. There were 5-10 girls when I went inside (around 9 .30), but as I waited longer, more girls showed up. I was waiting for my ATF, but it looks…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Attractive Dancers, But Too Much $$$

I went on a Tuesday afternoon and got a couple of dances from an attractive brunette named Chrissy who had a nice body and was quite pleasant. I don't know if she was willing to…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Your Money Will Go A Long Way

I headed to the BFF during Thursday Night Football a few weeks ago and wasn't disappointed. I feel like the club has been hit or miss lately from a talent perspective but it seems to…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Never Changes

I must have been in this place a dozen times over the years and have been severely disappointed every time except once. The dancers are usually Russian, not anything to look at, extremely flat chested…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Always a good time

So I was out and about Saturday (doing last minute shopping) and decided to drop in at the good old Ballpark! Was really surprised at how dead it was when I went in around…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Worth it

I haven’t been here for about ten years. This place is right on my way home from work and so close to home that I figure I’ll run into a neighbor there. I said what…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Overrated

I’ve been to this club in everyday of the week and during either shift and will say that it gets old fast. They’ve had the same dancers working their for years in years which sort…

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Could I start stripping? (Imperfect boobs)

Hi, I want to start stripping for a few reasons. Firstly, it's something I have always wanted to give a go. I like to be in the center of attention and do a performance. (Not that I am good) Secondly,…

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Amazon and Microsoft employees caught up in sex trafficking sting They brazenly

Any tuscl aware of this kind of sting?

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Rules in NC

Going down south this weekend and was just wondering what protocol is down in the Carolinas. Here in PA it’s pretty relaxed, but I’ve had lame experiences in more Bible Belt places like Ohio.

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BBBJ and BBFS

In metro Detroit clubs, extras are often available and BBBJs are not uncommon. It seems that BBFS is becoming increasingly more common. Anyone noticing increased availability of BB services (either in the clubs, OTC or AMPs)…

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Franklin, WI 2AMer

FRANKLIN, WI — Authorities say a man who fired a gun at a group of people in the parking lot of the On The Border strip club has been arrested and charged in court. According to court documents posted online, Jose…

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How many here have been divorced.

I admit I never crossed that theshhold. Never had to, I came close a few times but never exchanged the rings in front of all sealing my legal fate. What's yours (she says) is mine, what's mine is…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

Not the best choice in WB

Not a club - a private dance porn shop/theater. Two girls working. Neither really outstanding. Room cost was about the same as the rest of West B. I chose a little blonde. Nice chest but a…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Great Club

I stopped by Stubis on Monday the 18th at about 5:30 pm. There was no cover and beers were $6.50. There were about 4 customers in the place and about 10 dancers although…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

One of my best experiences in Tampa

High cover charge but went in with my gf on Saturday night. They made her feel comfortable and we had a great time overall. Place was pretty clean and there were a good mix of…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Gorgeous Blonde

Had been here before by taking the limo to club from hotel. This time I drove. Paid the $50 entry fee. High but that’s Vegas I guess. Upon entering I was greeted by this absolute…

Rick's Sporting Saloon

New Orleans, Louisiana

Auditioning at Rick's Sporting Saloon

I'm a dancer, and this is written from my perspective. I auditioned here on the advice of a friend who dances here (Zoe). She'd showed my pictures to the general manager and he asked me…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Good place now, used to be an awsome place

Well, I have been going up to CT on a regular basis now for business. This was one of the first strip clubs I had come across by chance. This is a very cool and…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

A very merry stripclub X-Mass party

Enter The Chaindog.Went up Friday night to celebrate Festivus. At 5:30 in the afternoon the parking lot was packed.. No cover, The bouncer wearing a santa hat! At least a dozen girls on, most…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Nice!

Came here last Friday on a whim wit 5 friends. It wasnt that busy yet there were about 10 girls working. Most were attractive and friendly. We tipped a lot while the girls were on…

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Christmas and Dancers

Is it better to go clubbing before or after Christmas. All those young milfs want money before Christmas then likely spend all they earned plus ran up their credit cards buying to much stuff they don't need. The question is are…

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Tittyfag and Vincemichaels are really roommates

The question is are they roommates are the same guy with a split personality?

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Would go back

Went in on a Friday night around 11 pm, the club was kinda empty but there were 6-7 girls. A couple of hotties - petite blonde that I was hoping to get a dance with…

The Griffin

Holborn, England

Xmas At Griffin

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the central London area,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Slowest Night for a Popular Club

I paid a little under a Grant+Lincoln to enter on what some have called the slowest night of the year at Vegas' Rhino. It was technically Christmas Eve since the clock had past midnight and…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Nice club but bad area

I was in Toronto for business, and was looking for a nude strip club that was not that expensive, and I settled on Filmores. First off, I did not realize how bad an area the club…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Always pleased

Well what can i say another great night in the CAB you can never go wrong when u go to the cab u are always gonna get a bang for your buck here. I…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Christmas eve visit, lesson for self

Was around the area and decided to check out the "strip club by the airport." Have not been to a club before on Christmas eve, so I was not sure what to expect. Walked…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Best club in rhode island

Dolls is hands down the best club you could go to in rhode island! The girls are gorgeous, the food is great, the atmosphere is fantastic. I would highly recommend to anyone in the area.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First Paradise Trip

I graduated guys!!! After only going to clubs in the IE, I decided to give this place a go since I'm a man ALWAYS looking for extras. The plan was to see and have fun with the…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Good club

I went in the afternoon .. There were few girls .. Not that great looking though . I had 2 beers for 10$ each .. Lap dance costs you 30 for a song .. Girls…

Mermaids Gentleman's Club

St Pete Beach, Florida

Always a good time

Been coming here for a a while, always had a good time. It doesn’t have as many girls as other strip clubs, but it does have a good variety. The drink prices are reasonable and…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

1970's Former Dancer...The Jet Was The Best!

If you were lucky enough to have worked or visited The Jet Strip in the 70's ...you got some stories to tell! Baraduca and Chewbacca the door man ...Big Mac...those were the days!! From…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Recent enjoyable trip to the Foxy Lady

Had the pleasure of visiting the FL earlier this month on a Friday. Arrived early evening before 8, the ladies reported in for duty steadily over the next hour. Great variety to chose…

Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Bangor, Maine

Small town club

In my younger days I traveled quite a bit in major cities and for a smaller town club this was pretty decent. The place seemed quite spotless but the lighting makes it hard to tell.…

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Most Shocking Moment in the History of TUSCL

It happened this year when @vincemichaels said "A woman is a woman regardless of her age" in the context of discussing underage girls. Swore at that moment I would do whatever I could to build the pressure until he ultimately…

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Detwaa opens her arms to the Southern contingent

Come on up, Papi, Juice, magicrat, twentyfive, Papi Chulo and shadowcat. We are going to have overnight lows down to zero (0) the next few nights. Pack your long underwear, I've watched Miamians freezing for years when the…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Just not the same...

This was always my go to club...great girls, great service and never very busy. Unfortunately all of that has changed. I stopped in one afternoon hoping to find a couple of my ATF that I…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

It was good

I went on a Saturday about 9:00 pm. It was slow. There were no dancers on stage for about 15 minutes. I got some ok dances from Keyz, Milky and Slim.…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not my thing

I will be honest, this club was just not my type. If you like big butts, this is what they are selling. It was one big ass after another. The girls seemed…

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I know that nobody on here would ever do any of these things. At least I hope no

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Whats its about DO dances

Read few reviews about DO dances recently. Always wondered if I will ever do it. Not sure if I would do it in front room like a club like follies but have read many have done it. And with many…

Wild Goose

Del Aire, California

I loved dancing at the Goose!

If you ever worked at the Goose you knew Ralph or Ruben. ..someone commented it was a nude bar...it was only topless. They had awesome food and 2 girls on stage at all times.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Got a little ROB'd. Maybe worth it.

Only in L.A. for a few days, and was feeling a little bored. Heard a lot of hype behind the mileage at COI SC's, and gave in - promising myself to not drop too much…

Rio Club

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Not for me

Went here with a buddy we were in ac doing some gambling decided go here and let me tell you it was corny about 10 girls working or so none were attractive to me…

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Holiday OTC Hunting Season

This could turn out to be the best week of the year for OTC hunting. I was texting an out of town stripper to let her know I will be in her city later this week and looking for some OTC…

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Christmas eve or Christmas day/night SCimg

Anyone SC Christmas eve (24th) or Christmas day/night (25th).

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Another newb lap dance etiquette question...

So I am a strip club newb and have many questions. So I was at the start of a topless dance last week. The girl was facing/straddling me, she lifted herself up and pulled her bottoms down for a few seconds…

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What happened to Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Perhaps I'm just showing my age, but on my occasional visits to Phoenix since the 90s I recall patronizing Christie's Cabaret. Now, the TUSCL page lists the Christies in Tempe, but not the one in Phoenix (on North 32nd…

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The queen of twerking?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fW3fBHO76XA Anyone else know of mobile links to hot girls twerking?

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A little update for Christmas

Since my last post things have changed. I have been forced to admit one of the SA girls to my wife. She has not told me she hired a PI but I am suspicious she has. She…

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Merry Christmas Wishes

I can't write this as a review nor as an article but I wanted to wish everyone from the Club Owners, to DJ's to Bouncers, Workers and of course the Beautiful Entertainers who work hard each night to entertain those…

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TO ALL!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours!

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Some observations of a Las Vegas strip club on Christmas Eve

Tonight I went to my usual club that I'm comfortable with. Most Sunday nights are somewhat slow. Tonight was a lot busier, though I think it has to do with the fact that Monday is a holiday so…

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A little something to make your holidays brighter.

For the booby lovers : https://boobychristmas.com/ For the booty lovers : https://booty-christmas.com/ Happy Holidays, fellow PLs.

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Men under the influence of alcohol are more likely to see women as sexual object

Researchers from University of Nebraska-Lincoln in the US went beyond the mere anecdotal evidence to investigate some of the circumstances and factors that influence why men objectify women. The study, published in journal Sex Roles, involved 49 men in their twenties…

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If anyone needs a profile pic

Wouldn't mind seeing a frontal.... http://www.worldlifestyle.com/funny/awkward-vacation-photos-not-go-planned/7?slides=1

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vinceygirl michaels Lies About Military Service; Whacks off to Underage Girls; T

LOL! What a piece of shit he is.

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Santa Claus is cumming to town

He doesn't need any more cookies. https://cdn.pornpics.com/pics/2014-04-07/137562_07big.jpg

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Santa Claus is cumming to town

He doesn't need any more cookies. https://cdn.pornpics.com/pics/2014-04-07/137562_07big.jpg

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Fleshlight: is it worth it?

Quick question: with Christmas around the corner, I’m thinking of gifting myself with a flesh light, probably one of the featured girls models. But I’m curious, are they worth the price? I’ve always been curious, but it seems like a…

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Robert T. Kiyosaki, Rich Dad Poor Dad

Soon I will have this 1997 book in hand. Now normally I don't go along with books like this at all. But nevertheless, there are some tenants of his ideas which I have already long believed. So the only…

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Are Pussy Lickers Born ... or Made?

I thought I would reverse Papi_Chulo's post and ask the guys here do you think your oral skills going down on a woman are natural and innate or did you have to be taught? Which of the 3 categories do…

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Another Very Simple Question for vincemichaels?

Did you or did you not say that "everyone and I do like a pretty woman" in the context of discussing underage girls? Did you say that those who said they weren't attracted to underage girls were liars?

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Very Simple Question for vincemichaels

Did you or did you not say "A woman is a woman regardless of her age" in the context of discussing underage girls?

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Merry Christmas to all of you

That’s it.

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Are dick suckers born - or made ?

I think they are born. Coarsely speaking, I think there are 3 categories of dick-suckers: 1) those that genuinely love sucking a good dick for your pleasure and theirs 2) those that suck it mainly if not solely for your pleasure but not…

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Newb question about lap dance guidance

When seeing a stripper for a repeat visit how acceptable or successful is it to ask her for specifics in a lap dance? Lets say the spectrum is from: 1 - Please don't do this one specific thing 5 - I really loved…

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A 2AMer that I doubt anybody cares about. Off the beaten path.

JACKSONVILLE, N.C. (WNCT) – A Jacksonville man has been arrested after a fatal shooting at a strip club early Friday morning. Jyree Dominic Noel, 32, was charged with an open count of murder. He was also charged with felony malicious conduct by…

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Can't get emotional when they choose others, but can you feel good when they cho

I know it's canon around here that you can't get emotional when a dancer knows you want her to come over, and she for whatever reason is attending to other customers over you. On the other side of the coin, you…

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The comparing you to her boyfriend SS

I find it funny when I get the SS saying, “oh wow your dick is bigger than my ex” or “you’re so much better looking than him” or “you look just like my ex” or “I wish he was as…

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Sex is getting cheaper!

Mongerers from the 90’s tell me $300/session(hour) was the going rate, consider inflation it’s a better deal today. Now there is more options/competition than them, it will stay that way. Consider the other issue that sex is destigmatized for women who…

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Down -$500 then up +$1,000 then the massage girl blows me

What a crazy sixteen hour shift at the casino. First eight hours I got my money in as the favorite but couldn't hold so went on a down swing of five buy inns. After a hour lunch break I get back…

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How much has a Rob or potential Rob pissed you off

If you could pick out one time a Rob or potential Rob has pissed you off the most what would it be and why

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Shadowcat take note, dumb things happen in Michigan, too.

Police in the Detroit suburb of Warren arrested a man on a burglary and theft charge this weekend after he leaves his cell phone at the woman's house. Police tracked him down through the phone. Nice one, dude.

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My fave is an alcoholic

Should I feel guilty that when she's drunk at the club at 1 PM, the mileage is awesome and I have to remind her to take my money?

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For those apprehensive about visiting a black strip club

This whiteguy describes his experience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47xbqU2ge0

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Ready for some football ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE9zV_JQHmc

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Let it go - or piss you off ?

From a recent review of "35 Club" in NJ: "... I know I know - why am I talking about the waitress instead of the strippers? A little bit of venting for sure but also to serve as fair warning. Read…

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I could not say YES

Dancer texted me and asked if I will be coming to club next day. She would love to spend time with me. I was surprised because this is the first time she texted me. She usually busy with…

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A bit of my family history I never knew.

I was looking for an old Christmas video in my family's video archives. I found this real old one. I found that at the :12 second mark, that is my 26th to the power of 100 great grandfather, the ORIGINAL

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Recreational Viagra ???

I don't have an ED problem. If the girl is at least mildly attractive and gives me just a little encouragement, then I am at full attention. But as I get older, I am…

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High in the club

Gonna make my first try at being high in the club. Checked JS69's 101 post but didn't really have answer to this question: What about mixing alcohol and being high? My typical drink possibilities are: Beer Jack and Coke (and I usually alternate…

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Email

How often has a stripper asked for your email address or have you ever asked her for her's? I think 3 times that I can remember. The last one was a couple of days ago when a favorite told me…

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The numbers game

Why do the dancers give their numbers and insist I text them. (So pushy so that they ask to see the screen proving I have)...But they never respond. I don’t understand the game here.

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OT: Hotel charged guests $350 after bad online reviews

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/12/hotel-charged-guests-350-after-bad-online-reviews-so-indiana-ag-sues/?amp=1

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I am so full of Shit!

I have already been to McD's 3 times today

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Is it really loose?

So question. if a girl has alot of sex can a guy really tell by how loose she is? i know that i have and no others that have as well and we all conquer that you cant. it shrinks…

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Yo' Bitcoin Skeptics! (Part 3)

Who had the balls to make a big short recently and rolling in the dough this morning?

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Now a fight over who has the largest dick.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/it-isnt-19-inches-man-11734621?ICID=ref_fark

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hooking up discreetly

Anybody got advice on finding girls to hook up with that's safe and discreet? I tried back page for a while but stopped doing that, out of fear of getting caught by the cops or something. Now I tend to…

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Its not always about the nut

Some times you just need to listen to the female voice, feel the female body pressed against yours and enjoy some laughs

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Strip clubs in Springfield oregon

Best place to the the most for my dollars. ????

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If you had to pick a feature dancer, who would it be?

Normally I stay the hell away from clubs during feature dancer appearances...they are crowded, the covers are ridiculous, the girl to guy ratio is upside down as fuck compared to any other time of the week. But tonight it's Jenna…

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Chuck E. Cheese and Bitcoin, I Cant Even Make This Shit Up

Mthe story goes: a man makes $1 Million selling altered Chuck E Cheese coins as Bitcoins to stupid people. He scratched off the Chuck E Cheese logo and added a “B” with permanent marker, and managed to sell a…

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Table etiquette

So I went to a strip club for the first time recently and loved it. One thing I have a question about is the table etiquette. The club I was at was pretty busy and it was hard to find…

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Baby Powder

Has anyone tried using baby powder around their dick for lap dances? I have seen some guys use a condom or the lapdance pants which are lubricated on the inside. Baby powder would be a dry lubricant that might get…

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Perfect ten

I think she is perfect 10 Face Hair Body Boobs Butt Legs https://goo.gl/images/CwFmmX https://goo.gl/images/iLmF2r

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Decisions, Decisions

Presents for the wife and kids or a marathon of lap dances?

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Fights in the club

Have you ever seen any? I've only seen this once and it escalated pretty quickly. If i had been paying more attention i should have seen it coming. Basically a couple customers were "talking" a bit around me…

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How the world will end!

It will begin with a CDC press release that reads: "The only possible origin of this deadly mutant HPV strain would be continued exposure of an infected individual to Listermint. But nobody would be stupid enough to wash their taint…

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Search functionality

I can't find search functionality on TUSCL on my android.Can somebody help me out?

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Ethereum Dreamin'

Just remember: Ethereum is skynet.

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You think that you have problems!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-worlds-longest-penis-now-11730050?ICID=ref_fark

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Clubbing this holiday weekend.

I have family plans for the 24th & 25th but was considering hitting Follies on Saturday. But I was there today and of the 4 favorite dancers that I got dances from, Only 1 said that she would be there…