Shaved is out. The new fad is vagina wigs.

I remember when vajazzling was a "thing". It quickly died out.

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Its time for the world to end so humanity can start over.

If you saw the TV series Spartacus, it seemed the Merkin (vagina wig) was standard wardrobe for all of the females.

I was wondering how realDougster stays warm in his leather chaps, and now I know.

Lots of Merkins at 4 minutes into this film.

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I've learned a new word. But how will I insert "merkin" into casual conversations?

^ How about, "Do you think Meghan Merkin is a good catch for Prince Harry?"

Cashing in on the new craze, bankrupt former retailer Mervyns has rebranded as Merkins opening stores in a mall near you, offering an array of reasonably priced vaj wigs

Merkin Muffley was the president who oversaw our descent into nuclear war.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

I hope to never see a vagina wig in real life.

Yes, they add the merkin to historical pics because bare was not accurate for the time.

I was concerned to hear about vagina wigs, but then I saw it was from fashion week, and it made more sense. Those designers push this useless crap out each year, and I’m sure very little makes it to clothes worn by average folks. I doubt we will see strippers adopting this anytime soon.

I’m not one to look a gift pussy in the mouth but I’ll pass on this. Give me a smooth shaven snatch any day.

^ True, I'd rather give the pussy the gift of my mouth.

I say give the merkin a good jerkin!

I want no part of the merkin. I'm with flag and JApru. Completely shaven for me.

Nooo, I don't dislike fully shaved, but I prefer it to just be groomed.

You must have me confused with VM.
He likes them pre-pubescent.

I saw a stripper
Twerkin' a Merkin
T'was green and looked like a gherkin
And all the PLs were smirkin'

Mike drop. Bah-dumph