Standards

40 comments

• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  Well my "type"(PAWGS!) is for whatever reason rare in a lot of strip clubs. Minimal numbers of pawgs that arent fat or butterfaces. I still have standards though. I like the 7s and 8s of the other "types". This means more hot latinas, black and mixed strippers, and medium built non-pawg white girls. And redheads and asians if they're at least a 7. My standard has always been the same.
• s275ironman

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  6 years ago

  For me, it starts similiar to what you described. How much criteria do they meet when I evaluate whether a girl is "my type"? The second thing I look for may be the one thing that can either break or seal the deal, and that is personality. Don't make it too obvious that you're only after our money (even though we all know they are). They need to be able o at least do a good job of pretending they are interested in me as a person in order to seal the deal. Some girls don't know how to do this. They are programmed like robots and the first words out of their mouth when they approach you is "Wanna dance?" When there are 20+ different girls to choose from, that certainly isn't much of an effort to stand out above the rest if they don't happen to be the hottest in the club based on your personal scale.
• theDirkDiggler

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  6 years ago

  Yeah, definitely hate it when the girls make it obvious they feel you're an ATM. Or obvious that they aren't really into you. Have to at least try to engage the fantasy.
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  Everything already said, I would just add one thing - I like to make sure she is unarmed. While we're sharing drinks and chatting I like to surreptitiously pat her down, maybe sneak a look into her Crown Royal stripper bag, and make sure she's not carrying a boxcutter or other weapon. Can't be too careful, you know.
• theDirkDiggler

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  6 years ago

  The PAWG is pretty rare IRL too. Porn does tend to distort expectations a bit, maybe make it seem that bad bitches are a little more common than they are, like when every girl on a website meets a certain criteria (PAWG sites or whatever) for obvious reasons.
• theDirkDiggler

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  6 years ago

  You don't need to be surreptitious about it. Just grope the hell out of her. Maybe even slip a finger or two in her holes as well.
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  @Dirk - good point, I need to add the cavity searches - she could have a shiv hidden up in there.
• GoVikings

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  6 years ago

  well she obviously needs to be very attractive, you don’t settle when you’re paying 20-30 bucks for 3-4 min of fun Latinas are my fav, but they aren’t common in my area, and just because a Latina is working doesn’t mean I’ll automatically pick her over another dancer. White women with big asses are incredibly hot to me, but sadly they aren’t common in my area either. Most (if not all) of the clubs in my area are the type of clubs that will have 15-20 girls working on a busy night. If a club has that many girls working, I almost always find someone who appeals to me, and I usually find more than just one. But in my experience, the main thing that varies among strippers is attitude/friendliness. It’s a strip club, regardless of preference, there will be MULTIPLE hot women—but attitude varies among the hot women. There’s been times where I’ll find two dancers equally as hot but one has better attitude/provides good GFE and so I’ll pick her. My CF excels at this
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  Standards, who the hell has standards, these are strippers we’re talking about y’all. ;)
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  @GoVikings - second that on attitude/friendliness. I get turned off by the dancer that keeps telling you how popular she is, how many regulars she has, how she's one of the most popular dancers there, how her customers overwhelmingly prefer her, etc. It's like she thinks she's doing you a favor by sitting with your PL-ass and taking your money.
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  On the other hand, 25 has a point, too, sometimes standards can get in the way of a good time
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  I avoid the girls with clown make-up that carry BB guns.
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  My CF has to be a BBB: Busty Blonde Bimbo.
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  A girl does need to be attractive to me. Otherwise the flagpole doesn't rise. But the girl's personality and her movements can make up for some faults in her appearance. But to your point, I do have a type that I normally gravitate to.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  My standards are very minimal. I look for dancers who are on the low end of the looks line. My interest is in extras from well used dancers (who are basically whores disguised as strippers). I’ll take a look around - see a dancer who looks a bit used - see how she moves on stage. If she can’t dance at all - that’s a good sign. A runny nose is another good sign. A little unsteady in her stripper heels. Bad tattoos are a sign that she makes poor decisions too. Hair that looks either greasy or like she dried it with a hand grenade. Just a few snippets from the “system” - lol!
• Bj99

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  6 years ago

  @ intoDougater. I really think you are looking in the wrong place for love. Everyone knows Dougster doesn’t go to strip clubs, so you won’t find him there.
• rickdugan

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  6 years ago

  The older I get, the higher my standards have become. Life is to short to fuck around with 6s. In other words, the complete opposite of what Cashman likes. But of course Cashman has to take what he can get because, as we know from his continued misreading of the "system", he's not terribly bright. ;)
• Warrenboy75

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  6 years ago

  Thin waste--long legs.....can smile with her eyes ( yeah, I know it probably means little to some) and has minimal tattoos.......
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  @Cashman - you are definitely onto something with your “system” - perhaps you could flesh this out, and then: 1. Write a 10,000 word treatise and post it as an article 2. Make your next 5,000+ comments humble-brags on your use of the “system” Then again, somehow I feel like that’s been done already.,,
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @Dugan has very high standards obviously drug addicted is high on his list, he also seems to have an affinity for broke single moms desperate to keep a roof over their head or feed their children. Yessiree mongers @Dugan is certainly the standard bearer for lowlifes and creeps, what a manly fellow. LOL
• Huntsman

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  6 years ago

  Clubbing is not my only p4p option. My standard in the club is to look for a stripper who is not GPS, not mailing it in, and is in the ballpark of current fbsm girls I’ve seen in the looks department. Plus, if I don’t think there is a realistic chance at extra fun itc or otc, I lose interest quickly. Of course it takes spending some time in the club to do some scouting so I will stage tip and maybe get a few dances to get to know a stripper better. But my standard is generally a handsy 8 or better, depending on who I’m currently acquainted with elsewhere in p4p.
• rickdugan

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  6 years ago

  Better than chasing 14 year olds, which you seem to have no problem with you sick fuck. With that recent pedo defense, you've lost any moral high ground relating to pretty much anything. Even if your goofy comments about drug addicts were true (feel free to re-post threads proving it), at least they are grown women. Your moral compass is utterly fucked up dude.
• rickdugan

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  6 years ago

  Sorry Hunt, that last comment was for the degenerate 25.
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  Come on, 25, everyone knows heroin addicted strippers are the gold standard for OTC
• galiziabob.sabbatical

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  6 years ago

  I have strict standards that I recently applied to myself. At first I didn't. It's a naked girl who cares but I quickly learned that I would leave unhappy. If I don't like something I cut the dance off at 1 song and say goodbye. Now I need an 8 or better. 7 if she has a cool personality and makes effort to talk with me. My current fav is a Latina that's 5'2", tiny, b cups but a nice firm ass because she runs a lot. I do not pick big asses or large tits. I don't like all that weight pounding away. I have not had a ton of dances so I might need to expand in the future. Just seems like the larger girls grind harder then I like. I want softer not a boner smashing grind because she is heavy. I do need a pretty face as well. Some girls can have the best body but if they have an ugly mug no thanks. I want to spend my money on the right girl, because when I first started flubbing I didn't and I regretted it later. The first Asian I ever had a dance from was a 10, the second one had a nice body but when she smiled her eyes disappeared. Then she demanded a huge tip. I would have known better if I talked to her at first. Lesson learned.
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  I had the same type experiences when I first started flubbing too
• JackScott

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  6 years ago

  If I'm in a new club, it's almost like I gotta spend money on the lower quality dancers in order to get the attention of the ones that I really want. I guess because most PL's in the club are cheap or otherwise barely have $20 in their pocket, anyone who is 7 or better is going to be more selective when it comes to working the room. I once went to the club where most of the dancers were hanging around the bar playing with the video poker machine most of the night. After buying 5 dances from the first average looking dancer that came up to me, the rest of them flocked to me like flies on a piece of rotting meat. After doing this on my first couple of visits then I started to get a reputation of someone who actually has money.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  Oh please @ Dumbass Dugan, is that the best you can comeback with calling me a pedophile defender you are so weak dude, at least use a few girly man squeals, or other alliterations we’ve come to enjoy from your lame screeds, I just enjoy pointing out what a truly shitty person you are it’s fun and you make it so easy.
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  Shit!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  What’s the issue with helping out a dancer who needs some cash for a chemical habit? If you weed past all the dancers who dabble in amateur chemistry - the field gets very small (if there still is a field).
• rickdugan

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  6 years ago

  25, I wish pedo defender was just a lame branding attempt, but sadly it is what you actually did, You don't get to criticize anyone ever again after that. You lost that right the second you tried to give air cover to someone who made multiple comments about messing around with at least one middle school aged girl.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @Dugan you are so fucking weak geezaloo, if that’s the best you can come up with I’d be ashamed. For the record I have never advocated abusive behavior, as a matter of fact several times it was me, Papi, Motörhead, and a few others speaking for decency, of which you have none. You can go back as far as you want you’ll never see any defense of that type of behavior from me, discounting the spin, from the jackasses like you, who say if you aren’t with us your against us. You know as well as anyone here that was just a red herring. So shut the fuck up especially, as you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about, go back to that pretend world you live in, where idiots like you, think paying desperate whores for sex is an accomplishment.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  - 8+ in looks/body - all natural body - hourglass figure - B cups or larger - not too skinny - typically white (but not always) - hustle and fake attitude is not blatantly obvious - friendly disposition - doesn't take things in the club too seriously - likes dick IRL (or fakes it well...I don't want to know she's a true lesbian) - has no issue with LDK as long as I contain my jizz
• larryfisherman

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  6 years ago

  I won’t ever spend money on a girl less than a 7.
• rickdugan

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  6 years ago

  Randumb, I spend my time on a strip club discussion board talking about interactions with grown strippers. Kinda' seems like the right place for it, no? You spend your time nipping at the ankles of someone who is talking about strippers on a strip club discussion board, at least when you're not defending pedophiles or stalking another member. Up is down and down is up when you have the audacity to criticize what I do here given where we are and how you've behaved here. You're a truly sick fuck in too many ways to count.
• hotdog0007

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  6 years ago

  Minimum of a 7, spinner type, white , hands on approch by her is mandatory, stick shifting optional but usually seals the deal. Turn off is the "wanna dance"
• 79terrier

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  6 years ago

  Probably a 6 (I have a hard time saying no), but the attitude is more important. Have turned down 8s who seem to have GPS.
• skibum609

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  6 years ago

  I look at a dancer. If I think she is hot, I talk to her. If her chat entices me, I do a couple of basic dances with her. IOf that is fun we go further. Black, white, hispanic, tall, short, older, younger all matter not, although spinners have a 10 yd advantage in the 100 yd dash.
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  Mostly I've just got to like her, and that is not all looks. But paint up and shoes and costuming help. And it helps to see how she interacts with people. SJG
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Having standards is good - helps w/ getting better bang for one's buck - it's often the difference b/w spending $$$ and wasting $$$. I'm not very good at the standards thing - mainly b/c of my innate desire for variety and wanting to sample as many different dancers as possible, vs sticking w/ just one (or two) - I've tried the sticking w/ just one or two that I really like, but it's just not in me, I get bored pretty-quickly and want to sample something else. Thus I may often spend more $$$ than I'd like on "ok girls" trying to get my variety-fix, which I feel is more of a waste of $$$. The "10" scale sorta does not apply to me I think b/c I really don't care what the face looks-like - most of the dancers I get w/ are probably 5's or 6's in the face but have the types of built/curvy bods I like - and IME often times the prettier girls don't give quite the mileage I like; and for me mileage trumps eye-candy every time - and being into variety I don't invest time/effort into cultivating a 7+ that will eventually perhaps give me the mileage I like. Unfortunately in my area for w/e reason I'm having a harder and harder time finding brickhouses even in the dive black clubs I hit - many of the clubs are restricting themselves to mostly thin and at most a few medium-build dancers - thus I find myself getting dances from slim to medium build girls vs brickhouses and not really getting my money's worth per my specific tastes.