Standards
theDirkDiggler
Illinois
When you go to a strip club, is there a certain standard a girl has to reach before you spend any money on her or more specifically get a dance with her? I mean stage tips and drinks/food still counts, but the dance(s) is where the money really starts adding up.
For me the girl usually has to be an overall 8+ (on my personal scale, so good looking at least) to ensure a dance with me. That doesn't guarantee anything, but if she's just above average to me or worse (7 or below) i might just tip her on stage and maybe buy her a drink, but that's not likely. If she has a bad attitude, hygiene (breath/BO), or smacks of GPS/ROB, then i'll write her off as well. These standards generally don't lower because i go to a dive or the day shift, or the girl count is low.
That doesn't mean that i don't make exceptions. Many have a physical type they prefer regardless of any point scale and you tend to be more forgiving of "flaws". Say natural redheads for JohnSmith or Asians for Clubber. Hey if i see a hot stripper of either type or even above average, i'll definitely give her a chance just because of their extreme rarity ITC. The GoVikings type (hot Latinas) and Papi types (black brickhouses) are just too common in my area (on average both around 20-30% or more of the strippers working at any given club) to make exceptions for just decent specimens. And there have been times where a girl didn't check all or even most of the boxes on the mental checklist, but there was just something inexplicable about her that just really attracted me to her.
So what are your standards (besides big booty ho)?
For me the girl usually has to be an overall 8+ (on my personal scale, so good looking at least) to ensure a dance with me. That doesn't guarantee anything, but if she's just above average to me or worse (7 or below) i might just tip her on stage and maybe buy her a drink, but that's not likely. If she has a bad attitude, hygiene (breath/BO), or smacks of GPS/ROB, then i'll write her off as well. These standards generally don't lower because i go to a dive or the day shift, or the girl count is low.
That doesn't mean that i don't make exceptions. Many have a physical type they prefer regardless of any point scale and you tend to be more forgiving of "flaws". Say natural redheads for JohnSmith or Asians for Clubber. Hey if i see a hot stripper of either type or even above average, i'll definitely give her a chance just because of their extreme rarity ITC. The GoVikings type (hot Latinas) and Papi types (black brickhouses) are just too common in my area (on average both around 20-30% or more of the strippers working at any given club) to make exceptions for just decent specimens. And there have been times where a girl didn't check all or even most of the boxes on the mental checklist, but there was just something inexplicable about her that just really attracted me to her.
So what are your standards (besides big booty ho)?
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The second thing I look for may be the one thing that can either break or seal the deal, and that is personality. Don't make it too obvious that you're only after our money (even though we all know they are). They need to be able o at least do a good job of pretending they are interested in me as a person in order to seal the deal. Some girls don't know how to do this. They are programmed like robots and the first words out of their mouth when they approach you is "Wanna dance?" When there are 20+ different girls to choose from, that certainly isn't much of an effort to stand out above the rest if they don't happen to be the hottest in the club based on your personal scale.
Latinas are my fav, but they aren’t common in my area, and just because a Latina is working doesn’t mean I’ll automatically pick her over another dancer. White women with big asses are incredibly hot to me, but sadly they aren’t common in my area either.
Most (if not all) of the clubs in my area are the type of clubs that will have 15-20 girls working on a busy night. If a club has that many girls working, I almost always find someone who appeals to me, and I usually find more than just one.
But in my experience, the main thing that varies among strippers is attitude/friendliness. It’s a strip club, regardless of preference, there will be MULTIPLE hot women—but attitude varies among the hot women. There’s been times where I’ll find two dancers equally as hot but one has better attitude/provides good GFE and so I’ll pick her. My CF excels at this
I’ll take a look around - see a dancer who looks a bit used - see how she moves on stage. If she can’t dance at all - that’s a good sign. A runny nose is another good sign. A little unsteady in her stripper heels. Bad tattoos are a sign that she makes poor decisions too. Hair that looks either greasy or like she dried it with a hand grenade.
Just a few snippets from the “system” - lol!
1. Write a 10,000 word treatise and post it as an article
2. Make your next 5,000+ comments humble-brags on your use of the “system”
Then again, somehow I feel like that’s been done already.,,
Now I need an 8 or better. 7 if she has a cool personality and makes effort to talk with me. My current fav is a Latina that's 5'2", tiny, b cups but a nice firm ass because she runs a lot. I do not pick big asses or large tits. I don't like all that weight pounding away. I have not had a ton of dances so I might need to expand in the future. Just seems like the larger girls grind harder then I like. I want softer not a boner smashing grind because she is heavy.
I do need a pretty face as well. Some girls can have the best body but if they have an ugly mug no thanks. I want to spend my money on the right girl, because when I first started flubbing I didn't and I regretted it later. The first Asian I ever had a dance from was a 10, the second one had a nice body but when she smiled her eyes disappeared. Then she demanded a huge tip. I would have known better if I talked to her at first. Lesson learned.
For the record I have never advocated abusive behavior, as a matter of fact several times it was me, Papi, Motörhead, and a few others speaking for decency, of which you have none. You can go back as far as you want you’ll never see any defense of that type of behavior from me, discounting the spin, from the jackasses like you, who say if you aren’t with us your against us.
You know as well as anyone here that was just a red herring.
So shut the fuck up especially, as you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about, go back to that pretend world you live in, where idiots like you, think paying desperate whores for sex is an accomplishment.
- all natural body
- hourglass figure
- B cups or larger
- not too skinny
- typically white (but not always)
- hustle and fake attitude is not blatantly obvious
- friendly disposition
- doesn't take things in the club too seriously
- likes dick IRL (or fakes it well...I don't want to know she's a true lesbian)
- has no issue with LDK as long as I contain my jizz
You spend your time nipping at the ankles of someone who is talking about strippers on a strip club discussion board, at least when you're not defending pedophiles or stalking another member.
Up is down and down is up when you have the audacity to criticize what I do here given where we are and how you've behaved here. You're a truly sick fuck in too many ways to count.
SJG
I'm not very good at the standards thing - mainly b/c of my innate desire for variety and wanting to sample as many different dancers as possible, vs sticking w/ just one (or two) - I've tried the sticking w/ just one or two that I really like, but it's just not in me, I get bored pretty-quickly and want to sample something else.
Thus I may often spend more $$$ than I'd like on "ok girls" trying to get my variety-fix, which I feel is more of a waste of $$$.
The "10" scale sorta does not apply to me I think b/c I really don't care what the face looks-like - most of the dancers I get w/ are probably 5's or 6's in the face but have the types of built/curvy bods I like - and IME often times the prettier girls don't give quite the mileage I like; and for me mileage trumps eye-candy every time - and being into variety I don't invest time/effort into cultivating a 7+ that will eventually perhaps give me the mileage I like.
Unfortunately in my area for w/e reason I'm having a harder and harder time finding brickhouses even in the dive black clubs I hit - many of the clubs are restricting themselves to mostly thin and at most a few medium-build dancers - thus I find myself getting dances from slim to medium build girls vs brickhouses and not really getting my money's worth per my specific tastes.