What should I do about this dancer?
realDougster
Navigating the post-FOSTA apocalypse
Need your advice, fellow TUSCLers. There's this dancer at the club, let's call her Bridget, who has latched onto me for some reason (I think I made the mistake of tipping her $20 on stage one time by accident).
Anyway, when I visit the club she always seems to be sitting alone in the booth off to the side, and as soon as she sees me she rushes right over. Now, it's not that she's hideous - her body is a solid 7, face a ~ 6 in the right light - but she's just not my type. Plus she has kind of an off-putting personality, always talking about weird stuff like pedophiles and stolen valor (whatever that is).
So I walk into the club the other night and same thing happens, she comes over and sits down uninvited. I politely tell her I'm waiting for someone, she says she'll keep me company until the other girl shows up. She starts prattling on, I'm doing my best to ignore her, when the DJ said something about VIP rooms, and Bridget looks at me and says, "Hey sweetie, when are we getting a VIP?" I was trying to think up another lame excuse, when I remembered Subraman saying (for about the 1000th time) to be clear and direct with strippers, so I looked her straight in the eye and said, "Bridget, I am never, ever, getting a VIP with you."
Well, her eyes kinda bulged out and she got this crazy look, stood up, and started shouting: "What's wrong with you? I'm one of the most popular dancers here! My customers overwhelmingly prefer me! You must be GAY!!"
That was embarrassing enough, but then she leaned in really close and whispered that I needed to be "punished" and that the next time she saw me in the club she would "cut" me.
So, should I be worried?
Anyway, when I visit the club she always seems to be sitting alone in the booth off to the side, and as soon as she sees me she rushes right over. Now, it's not that she's hideous - her body is a solid 7, face a ~ 6 in the right light - but she's just not my type. Plus she has kind of an off-putting personality, always talking about weird stuff like pedophiles and stolen valor (whatever that is).
So I walk into the club the other night and same thing happens, she comes over and sits down uninvited. I politely tell her I'm waiting for someone, she says she'll keep me company until the other girl shows up. She starts prattling on, I'm doing my best to ignore her, when the DJ said something about VIP rooms, and Bridget looks at me and says, "Hey sweetie, when are we getting a VIP?" I was trying to think up another lame excuse, when I remembered Subraman saying (for about the 1000th time) to be clear and direct with strippers, so I looked her straight in the eye and said, "Bridget, I am never, ever, getting a VIP with you."
Well, her eyes kinda bulged out and she got this crazy look, stood up, and started shouting: "What's wrong with you? I'm one of the most popular dancers here! My customers overwhelmingly prefer me! You must be GAY!!"
That was embarrassing enough, but then she leaned in really close and whispered that I needed to be "punished" and that the next time she saw me in the club she would "cut" me.
So, should I be worried?
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Bridget came up to my table and started to apologize profusely. She said she was sorry for acting like a brat and yelling at me and for any drama I felt, that she was not really aggressive, but she just felt embarrassed and uncomfortable when I turned her down because she's one of the most popular dancers there, her customers overwhelmingly prefer her, blah, blah, blah...
I was thinking to myself, "Right. Whatever," but I just kept smiling and nodding. Then she offered me a free (air) dance, to show there were no hard feelings. I was trying to think how I could politey decline without causing another scene (What Would Subraman Do?) when another customer walked in.
He stood just inside the entrance and nervously scanned the room. When he looked over in our direction, he froze, and got this deer in the headlights look. Then he turned away and put his open hand next to his face like he was trying to hide or something. Anyway, guess he wasn't fast enough, because Bridget said, "Oh, there's one of my regulars, I need to snag him before one of these other bitches grabs him." I breathed a sign of relief, and when on to enjoy the rest of my visit.
Funny thing, tho, when I finally left the club, and went to my car in the parking lot, someone had slashed my tires :(
“I ❤️ Dougster,” tank top and bumper stickers prolly don’t help either..
If she’s smooth below the belt - you could also set up a hers and hers waxing appointment. She might have a few tips on anal bleaching.
“I ❤️ Dougster” tank top, but any stripper BFF would try to steer him away from wearing those chaps in public. I would imagine his ass gets pretty cold in those theatre seats, and it’s no wonder he’s getting such reactions at the strip club.
So this might have been a long way to get to the point that if your dancer was indeed the most popular girl in the joint you were probably her "celebrity" and/or all-time-favorite.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E3FAZbV4J3…