JUICE NEEDS OUR HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
It's been awhile since we have heard from Juice, myself and a few others have become concerned.

Crazyjoe did some research and found out where he is, and we all need your help to get him back.

As most of you know, Juice has become a serious poker player, moving up from the online micro-stakes tables at pokerstars.net to becoming a fixture at the 5/10NL table at Harrah's Cherokee Casino in Cherokee, NC. If Juice wasn't afraid to fly, he's be in Vegas at least once a month playing at the Wynn.

Juice has gotten so good, a lot of people want in on his action and a wealthy Asian gambler who is usually at the baccarat table recently staked Juice for $15,000. At first Juice was doing great but then he got cold cards at the table and blew his last $400 at Arbys since it was cheat day on his diet.

The only reason Juice is still alive is because this wealthy Asian gambler knows Mamisan and she talked him out of letting Juice "Sleep with the fishes." Because of this, Crazyjoe set up a GoFundMe page for Juice and the link is below. We're already halfway there and I hope some of you assholes (especially the $350K club) will throw a few of those dollars you usually stuff in g-strings Juice's way. If not doing it for Juice, please do it for me, because the quicker we get this money I can move on without Jackie calling me every 30 minutes waiting to see if they killed Juice since she's the sole heir on his life insurance policy from Piggly Wiggly.

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realDougster
7 years ago
Could be a rouse ... I’ll need to see a Juice body part first
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shailynn
7 years ago
c'mon, we're only asking for $15K, that's what JS69 used to spend in a weekend on DS1. What Gawker spent last month on his ATF, what Crazyjoe spent in plumbing bills at his house in the last year.
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Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
Lol. Maybe Juice will get a free trip to Macau from the Triad. Chained to a poker table like Jessie in Breaking Bad to his meth lab. Say hi to Durr for us all!
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chessmaster
7 years ago
Fuck you jackie...

seriously
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flagooner
7 years ago
It's half of what fishsticks claims to make it rain with.
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
Seeing as I'm one of the few to actually meet Juice, I want to see a body part courtesy of the Triad first.
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Bj99
7 years ago
VM! Do you love dick pics too!?
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
No, that's your bag, twat. LMSAO
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flagooner
7 years ago
dickroman was going to identify him by the mole on his junk
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
So that's you, flagooner, it sounds like a nick you'd use. :)
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twentyfive
7 years ago
Send me his left ear and I’ll consider it.
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crazyjoe
7 years ago
This is a true story. Juice may be a little fucker sometimes but he needs our help. Maybe we need to aet up another go fund me account to get him to a rehab for his gambling addiction
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crazyjoe
7 years ago
Lmfao @ bj... fucking hilarious
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bang69
7 years ago
He has gone the seeking arrangement rout
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Jdobbs84
7 years ago
Maybe he decided #DoTheRightThing
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shailynn
7 years ago
Vince when did you meet Juice?
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orionsmith
7 years ago
Does juice have a chacken finger pay back plan?

I could use a gofundme page myself.
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Huntsman
7 years ago
Juice threads are always funny, whether they are by juice or about juice.
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warhawks
7 years ago
I’ll chip in for whoever wants to put a chopped off horse head in his bed.

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jackslash
7 years ago
We've got to bring Juice home safely. I was planning to go to an upscale club tomorrow, but now I'm giving the whole $50 to his GoFundMe page.
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a21985
7 years ago
It's good to see after being away for 6+ months, not a damn thing has changed.
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
shailynn, I was down South in the spring of 2017 and stopped in Atlanta where I visited shadowcat at his house and then went to Follies and hung out with Juice for a few hours. Ask him about the Latina at our table.
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orionsmith
7 years ago
Glad to hear Juice got free. That small pic in the link made me wonder if Juice was going to lose more than a chacken finger.
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