Not Worth The Effort To Drive The 5 Minutes To Get There

This isn't as much of a strip club as a neighborhood bar that charges a $5 cover and has a few scantily clad women hanging around perched on bar stools. I got in at 9:30p and after 30 minutes of waiting finally asked the bartender what the stage was for. She patiently explained it was for dancers...perhaps 10 of them...that would show up later. Well, they didn't. Between 9:30p and 12:30a there were exactly 2 dancers...TWO...who got up on stage and danced 3 songs between them. One got nude during her second song. The other didn't.

So after 4 hours in a strip club I witnessed 4 minutes of nudity from an older dancer. I'd see guy after guy come in, drink 1 beer, than leave. I watched as a group of 5 guys buy several buckets of Labatt's bottles and sit right up on perv row in front of the stage. You'd think that would inspire someone to entertain them or perhaps, God forbid, maybe management would send someone on stage to try to keep them there. No dice.

In the end they were witness to one top less dance over the hour they were there. One dance. Once their bottles were empty they left. There were never more than 20 customers in there and never more than 4 dancers. And get this...I asked one dancer when she danced next and she explained she didn't dance on stage. So a stripper who doesn't dance on stage, just hustles $20 for 4 minute dances in the back.