How did you come up with your TUSCL name ?

Shadow was my cat for 18 years. RIP.

Dandy Dan is my nickname going back to junior high, at least.

I am an upstanding gent that likes to get his freak on. Its really a play on words as a euphemism for a big ole woody.

Shuffling the random numbers because "1234" is always taken. Riveting, isn't it?

Being "anonymous" keeps the... less socially acceptable things separate from the more "public" image I've cultivated. Not that it's too much better, but y'know, anonymity of the Internet and all that.

It's a play on words "Malcom X" and I am quite fit the mix of "Gen X"

Inspired by london_guy.

I also new that San Jose was not going to be one of the heavily written about metros. Clubs not that good.

SJG

When I fisted your mom she screamed something that sounded like "FLAGOOOOOONER!". I was too embarrassed to ask what she actually screamed so I went with what I thought I heard.

for Taxi Driver youtube.com

and: you talkin' to me? youtube.com

analysis youtube.com

SJG

I have always used it.

huffy_bike_guy

That’s classic!

Papi Chulo is a fairly common Latin slang phrase - somewhat the English equivalent of McDaddy (it's defined in several ways in UrbanDictionary.com)

My initials (atac) plus dawg.

The resulting "attack dog" just tickled me as a number of members/trolls had been labelled as attack dogs.

Thong Fetish Pervert

I founded the site.

I'm living a wonderful life.

I wanted to be anonymous — John Smith.

And I like oral sex — 69.

At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles, so it seemed natural.

I've been using mine for many years before joining TUSCL. The "S" is for my first initial. 275 is my personal record for bench press. Ironman is an award my football coach gave me my senior year of high school. The award was for not missing a single weight training workout during the summer.

@s275

What position did you play?

"Moby Dick" is my favorite novel. Also, this quote from the book is appropriate to our chosen form of entertainment:

"In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers."

@Papi

Defensive Tackle

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Just an Old Coot and my dick length (in cm, ;-)

avid Vikings fan

And shadowcat's cat, Shadow was magnificent. He patrolled his property feasting on wildlife. I liked that cat, he was a good cat. Yes, RIP, Shadow.

My name here is a combination of my grandpa's name and my brother's name in honor of 2 horny guys. Grandpa was a stud !!! LOL

founder's new review option for stating how much you spent at club that night.

some creative and funny shit posted above. mamisan kills me.

The first 24 handles I tried were rejected so I got frustrated and just typed out twentyfive

Jack is my name. Slash is a nickname I was given by co-workers when I slashed the budgets of a business unit of a large corporation.

I hunt and used to train dogs.

^ @vincemichaels "My name here is a combination of my grandpa's name and my brother's name in honor of 2 horny guys. Grandpa was a stud !!! LOL"

Which was the valor stealer, and which was the pedophile?

What in the fuck is your goddamn problem, flagooner??? You tell me in a PM that you are joshing, BS, you are being a fucked up asshole !! LIck my asscrack, dickbreath. You and I will meet one of these days, and you won't like it.

LOL.

It's just too easy. I can't resist.

Yeah flag - that was a bit too-much when family-members are involved

My avatar says it all. Since founder rounded them off, doesn't show well here, but click on my TUSCL name and it shows better.

I am nice untill it is time not to be

I've spent a lot of time at the Playhouse Lounge in Burlington Township, NJ. That town is also the world headquarters of Burlington Coat Factory, whose motto used to be "We're more than just costs." I always felt that the club should have a similar slogan, "We're more than just hoes."

Sorry... "More than just coats." Wouldn't want to have to deal with potential lawsuits for trademark infringement ;)

Pretty funny username @Burlington. Especially for a libertarian.

I like to look at naked ladies

^ why does that sound so creepy? Lol.

BJ - What's your story ? Or more important, Is that your Ass in your avatar ?

Yes, that’s my ass. I guess you missed all of the pics I posted on Valentine’s Day.

My name is old initials and a random “99,” bc you usually need some numbers for user names. I didn’t even know there was a discussion board.

Bubba is my inner redneck. The chicks dig it :)

It is my code name.

Short for interloper -- going from place to place, not really belonging. Feels like my clubbing experience much of the time.

After I fell under the spell of my ATF I had a couple of instances of private porn shows of her fucking other guys. It turned me on more than I ever thought it would and realized I enjoyed gawking at her having sex.

I'm a Mid-Westerner who moved.

My name is Larry, I like to fish. Plus my favorite rapper Mac Miller’s alias is larryfisherman, so it just made sense.

I wanted to remain anonymous and keep a low profile.

College nickname.

@RandomMember,

There is actually a street called John Galt Way in Burlington Township. I drive past it on my occasional trips to the club. I doubt that it's a political statement about the town though.

Typical driver tee shot distance.... in feet...

A character in Jungleland...a Bruce Springsteen song

Hmmmm

I’m a banker - got deeply involved in discounted cash flow modeling - and then I discovered that strippers love cash too! However, strippers prefer the cash flow to be more immediate!

Magicrat - great Springsteen reference! Some great memories from those songs! I’m required to know the lyrics - being a Jersey native...

Wait, you’re not supposed to use your real name?

@Cashman - I once tried to explain the discounted cash flow model to a stripper. I don’t think she got it.

Georgemicrodong, talk about drawing attention to what your name means. :)

^ how funny. I’m shocked you didn’t know that.

@ peterEaster.

Wrong again, Hj99. Interesting, that you've lived so long for being so stupid.

Maybe vincemichaels should change his name to dickroman in tribute to Dick Blumenthal and Roman Polanski

@PeterEaster it doesn’t register for strippers! It’s either pay me now - or nothing.

I think of discounted cash flows like the character from Popeye named Whimpy - who would say “I’ll gladly repay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

Strippers know that we won’t pay them tomorrow - if they dance for us today!

Umm, what?.. I think you might have posted on the wrong thread, VM..

No, Hj99, wrong again.

^dickroman

@ flag, just wait for him to google those. He’s going to want you to lick his asscrack. :P

@Cashman if you look at my avatar you’ll notice that Wimpy is being pressed for payment I don’t know if you can see the caption but it says “it’s tuesday motherfucker “

holmes was born in Gotham City, yaheardme

Adam Westsiiiiiiiiide !!

@twentyfive - that’s great! I enlarged it - and I saw it. Thats too funny!

When I first got into the sugaring scene, I decided to create a different name for myself to protect myself from creeps and crazies. I chose Amelia because Amelia Earhart (I wanted to be a pilot when I was a girl) and I got Smith from a random name generator. My story isn't as great as y'alls.

^^^ But Amelia Earhart disappeared you’re gonna stick around for a while we hope

Should I just go back to posting under my Dougster profile?

^^^No use the liddle douggie it’s funnier.

@Dom.. was already taken. Plus after lurking in the forums for a bit, it seemed it might be courteous of me to let posters know my approximate age as part of my username as most PLs seemed about 60 y/o or thereabouts.

I think everyone should use their real name.

^^ but then how could you express your crush with every post! You’d have to sign them all, like SJG. “❤️realIntoDougster❤️“

Actually, that would be kinda cute. ;)

Bridget - are you trying to neg me?

Neg?.. is that a “community” term? You are my first gay bff.

Your obsession with me is cute, Bridget - in a stalker-ish kind of way

Thanks! I’m hoping I’ll learn how to be friends w a real life flaming homo. :) I need a pet sitter and RILs are so needy..

Accusing someone of being gay is an “old” Dougster tactic, usually when he got frustrated by consistently being out smarted on the board. Are you going to invent a bunch of .gay aliases and start spamming the board, too?

^ Don't be so gay.

@Bj99 I thought you girls all had queer bffs to go shopping with, and have sing a longs like “I Say A little Prayer For You” in restaurants where they serve Quiche and Salad.

Everyone, but me :( and now the new one here is mad at me for some reason! I just can’t get anything right. I’ll get a queer (is that the word they like?) BFF.

^ ‘Never’ . Sorry. It’s hard to type through the tears. :(

Aww baby don’t cry let’s see if I can get flagooner the trophy wife out here to console you. ;)

That would make me feel better. ❤️

@vm: That’s me, subtle.

@Bj99: He’s known for quite a while now. It’s not like I’ve kept it to myself prior to this. :)

My ex-wife once said to me, "Having sex with you is like having sex with a fucking Android. It's mechanical, emotionless, and robotic!"

Now, she's Droidx.

^^^^thats awesome! And here I thought you just really liked the Motorola Droid X. That was my very first smart phone and I loved that thing.

"My name here is a combination of my grandpa's name and my brother's name in honor of 2 horny guys. Grandpa was a stud"

I recall you previously saying that your name was a combo of your uncle and brother. And yes I know you'll revert to denying you ever said it and throw out some insults to cover your tracks. Whatever.

BTW, OSU alumnus here and a follower of their football program.

My username was a goof on one of @GACAs old threads.

I noted that there is a @RandomStripper handle over on Stripper Web. Might be true love...

Faulty memory on your part little one, my grandpa has always been the first part of my TUSCL moniker. Ya all, down there need tp stop drinking that toxic water. It's ruined whatever brain you have..

And what's wrong with being right, TheeOSU, you clearly aren't.