How did you come up with your TUSCL name ?

2/20/2018 1:37:27 PM

When I first started posting on this board, I got the question if I were a veteran. I think some people associate Warrior with soldier. Sorry to disappoint you. High school mascot. Yeah, I know. I actually just made something up to get the membership so I could get all of the info. Wasn't really thinking about it becoming my persona .

But I know a lot of you have stories behind your TUSCL names. What does yours mean ? How did you come up with it ?

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shadowcat

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7 years ago

Shadow was my cat for 18 years. RIP.

DandyDan

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7 years ago

Dandy Dan is my nickname going back to junior high, at least.

Uprightcitizen

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7 years ago

I am an upstanding gent that likes to get his freak on. Its really a play on words as a euphemism for a big ole woody.

anon4231

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7 years ago

Shuffling the random numbers because "1234" is always taken. Riveting, isn't it?

Being "anonymous" keeps the... less socially acceptable things separate from the more "public" image I've cultivated. Not that it's too much better, but y'know, anonymity of the Internet and all that.

Lurker_X

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7 years ago

It's a play on words "Malcom X" and I am quite fit the mix of "Gen X"

san_jose_guy

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7 years ago

Inspired by london_guy.

I also new that San Jose was not going to be one of the heavily written about metros. Clubs not that good.

SJG

flagooner

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7 years ago

When I fisted your mom she screamed something that sounded like "FLAGOOOOOONER!". I was too embarrassed to ask what she actually screamed so I went with what I thought I heard.

san_jose_guy

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7 years ago

for Taxi Driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cekjOQly…

and: you talkin' to me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QWL-FwX…

analysis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pAcJ0lF…

SJG

skibum609

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7 years ago

I have always used it.

flagooner

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7 years ago

huffy_bike_guy

That’s classic!

Papi_Chulo

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7 years ago

Papi Chulo is a fairly common Latin slang phrase - somewhat the English equivalent of McDaddy (it's defined in several ways in UrbanDictionary.com)

ATACdawg

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7 years ago

My initials (atac) plus dawg.

The resulting "attack dog" just tickled me as a number of members/trolls had been labelled as attack dogs.

SirLapdancealot

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7 years ago

I like playing with words, lap dances, and the story of King Arthur.

TFP

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7 years ago

Thong
Fetish
Pervert

founder

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7 years ago

I founded the site.

georgebailey

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7 years ago

I'm living a wonderful life.

JohnSmith69

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7 years ago

I wanted to be anonymous — John Smith.

And I like oral sex — 69.

doctorevil

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7 years ago

At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles, so it seemed natural.

s275ironman

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7 years ago

I've been using mine for many years before joining TUSCL. The "S" is for my first initial. 275 is my personal record for bench press. Ironman is an award my football coach gave me my senior year of high school. The award was for not missing a single weight training workout during the summer.

Papi_Chulo

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7 years ago

@s275

What position did you play?

Call.Me.Ishmael

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7 years ago

"Moby Dick" is my favorite novel. Also, this quote from the book is appropriate to our chosen form of entertainment:

"In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers."

s275ironman

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7 years ago

@Papi

Defensive Tackle

Papi_Chulo

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7 years ago

joc13

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7 years ago

Just an Old Coot and my dick length (in cm, ;-)

GoVikings

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7 years ago

avid Vikings fan

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

And shadowcat's cat, Shadow was magnificent. He patrolled his property feasting on wildlife. I liked that cat, he was a good cat. Yes, RIP, Shadow.

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

My name here is a combination of my grandpa's name and my brother's name in honor of 2 horny guys. Grandpa was a stud !!! LOL

DeclineToState

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7 years ago

founder's new review option for stating how much you spent at club that night.

some creative and funny shit posted above. mamisan kills me.

twentyfive

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7 years ago

The first 24 handles I tried were rejected so I got frustrated and just typed out twentyfive

jackslash

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7 years ago

Jack is my name. Slash is a nickname I was given by co-workers when I slashed the budgets of a business unit of a large corporation.

Huntsman

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7 years ago

I hunt and used to train dogs.

flagooner

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7 years ago

^ @vincemichaels
"My name here is a combination of my grandpa's name and my brother's name in honor of 2 horny guys. Grandpa was a stud !!! LOL"

Which was the valor stealer, and which was the pedophile?

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

What in the fuck is your goddamn problem, flagooner??? You tell me in a PM that you are joshing, BS, you are being a fucked up asshole !! LIck my asscrack, dickbreath. You and I will meet one of these days, and you won't like it.

flagooner

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7 years ago

LOL.

It's just too easy. I can't resist.

Papi_Chulo

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7 years ago

Yeah flag - that was a bit too-much when family-members are involved

Clubber

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7 years ago

My avatar says it all. Since founder rounded them off, doesn't show well here, but click on my TUSCL name and it shows better.

crazyjoe

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7 years ago

I am nice untill it is time not to be

BurlingtonHoFactory

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7 years ago

I've spent a lot of time at the Playhouse Lounge in Burlington Township, NJ. That town is also the world headquarters of Burlington Coat Factory, whose motto used to be "We're more than just costs." I always felt that the club should have a similar slogan, "We're more than just hoes."

BurlingtonHoFactory

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7 years ago

Sorry... "More than just coats." Wouldn't want to have to deal with potential lawsuits for trademark infringement ;)

RandomMember

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7 years ago

Pretty funny username @Burlington. Especially for a libertarian.

likes2look

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7 years ago

I like to look at naked ladies

Bj99

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7 years ago

^ why does that sound so creepy? Lol.

Warrior15

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7 years ago

BJ - What's your story ? Or more important, Is that your Ass in your avatar ?

Bj99

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7 years ago

Yes, that’s my ass. I guess you missed all of the pics I posted on Valentine’s Day.

My name is old initials and a random “99,” bc you usually need some numbers for user names. I didn’t even know there was a discussion board.

bubba267

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7 years ago

Bubba is my inner redneck. The chicks dig it :)

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7 years ago

It is my code name.

loper

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7 years ago

Short for interloper -- going from place to place, not really belonging. Feels like my clubbing experience much of the time.

gawker

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7 years ago

After I fell under the spell of my ATF I had a couple of instances of private porn shows of her fucking other guys. It turned me on more than I ever thought it would and realized I enjoyed gawking at her having sex.

EastCoaster

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7 years ago

I'm a Mid-Westerner who moved.

larryfisherman

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7 years ago

My name is Larry, I like to fish. Plus my favorite rapper Mac Miller’s alias is larryfisherman, so it just made sense.

orionsmith

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7 years ago

I wanted to remain anonymous and keep a low profile.

hotdog0007

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7 years ago

College nickname.

BurlingtonHoFactory

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7 years ago

@RandomMember,

There is actually a street called John Galt Way in Burlington Township. I drive past it on my occasional trips to the club. I doubt that it's a political statement about the town though.

Longball300

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7 years ago

Typical driver tee shot distance.... in feet...

magicrat

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7 years ago

A character in Jungleland...a Bruce Springsteen song

georgmicrodong

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7 years ago

Hmmmm

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

I’m a banker - got deeply involved in discounted cash flow modeling - and then I discovered that strippers love cash too! However, strippers prefer the cash flow to be more immediate!

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

Magicrat - great Springsteen reference! Some great memories from those songs! I’m required to know the lyrics - being a Jersey native...

PeterEaster

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7 years ago

Wait, you’re not supposed to use your real name?

PeterEaster

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7 years ago

@Cashman - I once tried to explain the discounted cash flow model to a stripper. I don’t think she got it.

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

Georgemicrodong, talk about drawing attention to what your name means. :)

Bj99

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7 years ago

^ how funny. I’m shocked you didn’t know that.

Bj99

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7 years ago

@ peterEaster.

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

Wrong again, Hj99. Interesting, that you've lived so long for being so stupid.

flagooner

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7 years ago

Maybe vincemichaels should change his name to dickroman in tribute to Dick Blumenthal and Roman Polanski

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

@PeterEaster it doesn’t register for strippers! It’s either pay me now - or nothing.

I think of discounted cash flows like the character from Popeye named Whimpy - who would say “I’ll gladly repay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

Strippers know that we won’t pay them tomorrow - if they dance for us today!

Bj99

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7 years ago

Umm, what?.. I think you might have posted on the wrong thread, VM..

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

No, Hj99, wrong again.

flagooner

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7 years ago

^dickroman

Bj99

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7 years ago

@ flag, just wait for him to google those. He’s going to want you to lick his asscrack. :P

twentyfive

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7 years ago

@Cashman if you look at my avatar you’ll notice that Wimpy is being pressed for payment I don’t know if you can see the caption but it says “it’s tuesday motherfucker “

gothamyte

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7 years ago

holmes was born in Gotham City, yaheardme

Adam Westsiiiiiiiiide !!

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

@twentyfive - that’s great! I enlarged it - and I saw it. Thats too funny!

AmeliaSmith

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7 years ago

When I first got into the sugaring scene, I decided to create a different name for myself to protect myself from creeps and crazies. I chose Amelia because Amelia Earhart (I wanted to be a pilot when I was a girl) and I got Smith from a random name generator. My story isn't as great as y'alls.

twentyfive

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7 years ago

^^^ But Amelia Earhart disappeared you’re gonna stick around for a while we hope

flagooner

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7 years ago

Should I just go back to posting under my Dougster profile?

twentyfive

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7 years ago

^^^No use the liddle douggie it’s funnier.

Dominic77

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7 years ago

@Dom.. was already taken. Plus after lurking in the forums for a bit, it seemed it might be courteous of me to let posters know my approximate age as part of my username as most PLs seemed about 60 y/o or thereabouts.

realDougster

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7 years ago

I think everyone should use their real name.

Bj99

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7 years ago

^^ but then how could you express your crush with every post! You’d have to sign them all, like SJG.
“❤️realIntoDougster❤️“

Actually, that would be kinda cute. ;)

realDougster

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7 years ago

Bridget - are you trying to neg me?

Bj99

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7 years ago

Neg?.. is that a “community” term? You are my first gay bff.

realDougster

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7 years ago

Your obsession with me is cute, Bridget - in a stalker-ish kind of way

Bj99

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7 years ago

Thanks! I’m hoping I’ll learn how to be friends w a real life flaming homo. :) I need a pet sitter and RILs are so needy..

realDougster

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7 years ago

Accusing someone of being gay is an “old” Dougster tactic, usually when he got frustrated by consistently being out smarted on the board. Are you going to invent a bunch of .gay aliases and start spamming the board, too?

flagooner

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7 years ago

^ Don't be so gay.

twentyfive

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7 years ago

@Bj99 I thought you girls all had queer bffs to go shopping with, and have sing a longs like “I Say A little Prayer For You” in restaurants where they serve Quiche and Salad.

Bj99

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7 years ago

Everyone, but me :( and now the new one here is mad at me for some reason! I just can’t get anything right. I’ll get a queer (is that the word they like?) BFF.

Bj99

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7 years ago

^ ‘Never’ . Sorry. It’s hard to type through the tears. :(

twentyfive

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7 years ago

Aww baby don’t cry let’s see if I can get flagooner the trophy wife out here to console you. ;)

Bj99

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7 years ago

That would make me feel better. ❤️

georgmicrodong

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7 years ago

@vm: That’s me, subtle.

@Bj99: He’s known for quite a while now. It’s not like I’ve kept it to myself prior to this. :)

DroidX

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7 years ago

My ex-wife once said to me, "Having sex with you is like having sex with a fucking Android. It's mechanical, emotionless, and robotic!"

Now, she's Droidx.

TFP

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7 years ago

^^^^thats awesome! And here I thought you just really liked the Motorola Droid X. That was my very first smart phone and I loved that thing.

TheeOSU

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7 years ago

"My name here is a combination of my grandpa's name and my brother's name in honor of 2 horny guys. Grandpa was a stud"

I recall you previously saying that your name was a combo of your uncle and brother. And yes I know you'll revert to denying you ever said it and throw out some insults to cover your tracks. Whatever.

TheeOSU

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7 years ago

BTW, OSU alumnus here and a follower of their football program.

RandomMember

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7 years ago

My username was a goof on one of @GACAs old threads.

I noted that there is a @RandomStripper handle over on Stripper Web. Might be true love...

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

Faulty memory on your part little one, my grandpa has always been the first part of my TUSCL moniker. Ya all, down there need tp stop drinking that toxic water. It's ruined whatever brain you have..

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

And what's wrong with being right, TheeOSU, you clearly aren't.

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