Michelin Star Rate Strip Clubs

yokan
New York
If you were rating strip clubs according to the Michelin star system, which would you give stars to?

1 Star = A good place to stop, indicating a very good strip club in its category, offering an experience at a consistently high standard.

2 Stars = A strip club worth a detour, indicating a consistently excellent experience.

3 Stars = A strip club worth a special journey.

7 comments

  • hotdog0007
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    7 years ago
    0- Cheeks in Dayton Ohio. 1- Cowboys in Lexington Kentucky. 2- Detroit Micigan area clubs.
  • l00ber
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    7 years ago
    3 stars to each of the TJ clubs on the main drag. Maybe 2 to Detroit as a whole. All others notable locations might get one at best. It's hard to justify a trip just to see a club.
  • shadowcat
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    7 years ago
    How about the YELP 5 star reviews. Interesting that Follies got a 3 but Trapez, a swingers club, got 4 1/2.
  • chessmaster
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    7 years ago
    1 star- brads brass flamingo indy(if you can get a dancer away from the regulars)
    2 stars- follies
    3 stars- ???
  • galiziabob.sabbatical
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    7 years ago
    3 star. Bourbon Street in Phoenix!
  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    If Anyone was to rate strip clubs the same way the Michelin Guide rates restaurants there would be not a single strip club in the Michelin guide.
  • Cashman1234
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    7 years ago
    I’d use a system of legs - a visual indicator of the extras available.

    A lame club would get the legs closed/together.

    A relatively wild club would get an open legs icon (like Sharon Stones famous pose).

    The filthy spots would get the legs spread wide - as extras would be the norm at those clubs. These clubs would be the best places to get in - get it on - and then get out!

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