Michelin Star Rate Strip Clubs
yokan
New York
If you were rating strip clubs according to the Michelin star system, which would you give stars to?
1 Star = A good place to stop, indicating a very good strip club in its category, offering an experience at a consistently high standard.
2 Stars = A strip club worth a detour, indicating a consistently excellent experience.
3 Stars = A strip club worth a special journey.
1 Star = A good place to stop, indicating a very good strip club in its category, offering an experience at a consistently high standard.
2 Stars = A strip club worth a detour, indicating a consistently excellent experience.
3 Stars = A strip club worth a special journey.
7 comments
2 stars- follies
3 stars- ???
A lame club would get the legs closed/together.
A relatively wild club would get an open legs icon (like Sharon Stones famous pose).
The filthy spots would get the legs spread wide - as extras would be the norm at those clubs. These clubs would be the best places to get in - get it on - and then get out!