Michelin Star Rate Strip Clubs

2/20/2018 9:23:18 PM

If you were rating strip clubs according to the Michelin star system, which would you give stars to?

1 Star = A good place to stop, indicating a very good strip club in its category, offering an experience at a consistently high standard.

2 Stars = A strip club worth a detour, indicating a consistently excellent experience.

3 Stars = A strip club worth a special journey.

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hotdog0007

Cinti Oh Dayton Oh, Lexington Ky

7 years ago

0- Cheeks in Dayton Ohio. 1- Cowboys in Lexington Kentucky. 2- Detroit Micigan area clubs.

l00ber

Tijuana and Detroit

7 years ago

3 stars to each of the TJ clubs on the main drag. Maybe 2 to Detroit as a whole. All others notable locations might get one at best. It's hard to justify a trip just to see a club.

shadowcat

Atlanta suburb

7 years ago

How about the YELP 5 star reviews. Interesting that Follies got a 3 but Trapez, a swingers club, got 4 1/2.

chessmaster

Illinois

7 years ago

1 star- brads brass flamingo indy(if you can get a dancer away from the regulars)
2 stars- follies
3 stars- ???

galiziabob.sabbatical

Arizona

7 years ago

3 star. Bourbon Street in Phoenix!

twentyfive

Living well and enjoying my retirement

7 years ago

If Anyone was to rate strip clubs the same way the Michelin Guide rates restaurants there would be not a single strip club in the Michelin guide.

Cashman1234

He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.

7 years ago

I’d use a system of legs - a visual indicator of the extras available.

A lame club would get the legs closed/together.

A relatively wild club would get an open legs icon (like Sharon Stones famous pose).

The filthy spots would get the legs spread wide - as extras would be the norm at those clubs. These clubs would be the best places to get in - get it on - and then get out!

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