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Which Camila?

realDougster

Navigating the post-FOSTA apocalypse

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Who would you choose for a lap dance?

a. Camila Cabello

b. Camila Mendes

c. Camila Morrone

d. Camilla Parker Bowles

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Bj99

What the hell kind of parody handle is this supposed to be? Why not just post as yourself?

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twentyfive

^^^ hisself is band

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realDougster

@Bj - What's in a name?

Now, try and stay on topic. Which Camila?

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Bj99

Fuck your non-parody survey questions. :(

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realDougster

^^Someone touchy this morning

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MackTruck

Trach us how to douggy

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ime

No links fuckface. you expect us to google this shit ourselves? The fuck out of here

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Bj99

Dougster would have posted links.. dougster loved posting links.

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MackTruck

This is a dougster impostor

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Bj99

I agree.. all of this lame accepting contradictory points of view (especially, without an interrogation), and failure to accuse other members of pedo symaptizing, makes me think this is not really dougster afterall..

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twentyfive

I think maybe, Dougster Lite, less calories, less filling !

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realDougster

@ime - So you want everything handed to you on a silver platter with no effort on your part - what are you, a millennial or something?

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realDougster

@MackTruck - just figuring that out? Good job, Captain Obvious.

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Bj99

“a millennial or something”!!? “Captain obvious”!!? Don’t you think that kind of insubordination qualifies them as probable rapists, or at least an unamerican stolen valor sympathizers, who should be in jail??..

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realDougster

Now you’re just being silly..,

btw Which Camilla?

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Bj99

Dougster would never to put aside petty disagreements, and bring the focus back to strips clubs and women.. he wouldn’t have time for Camilla’s, when criminals needed to be exposed, and ppl who hadn’t invested in bitcoin needed to chiding.

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flagooner

The only Camilla I recognize on the list is Bowles.

Even I would pass on that.

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440viking

"all of this lame accepting contradictory points of view (especially, without an interrogation), and failure to accuse other members of pedo symaptizing, makes me think this is not really dougster afterall.."

I know we all see things differently but it was quite obvious to me from the beginning that he's not the "real" Dougster.

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MackTruck

BJ is right on. Good arguments. @douggy... go home and slam your dick in the refrigerator door

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MackTruck

Or if you hold still I can slam it in the truck door

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AnonymousJim

I would do terrible things to Camila Cabelo, in Havana, East Atlanta or anywhere else in the world.

When I saw her in the "Worth It" video with Fifth Harmony, I said, "She's gong to be the breakout star. She's the Beyonce in Destiny's Child." When I heard one left the group, I wondered if it was her. It was, and look at her now. Hot damn. She's going to be the next big thing, on a Katy Perry/Taylor Swift level. She's smoking hot.

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flagooner

The next Beyonce? Do you mean overrated?

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Cashman1234

I agree AnonymousJim. Camilla Cabello is both beautiful and very sexy! I didn’t notice her until she did that song with Machine Gun Kelly.

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4got2wipe

"^^^ hisself is band"

Ace!

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4got2wipe

Parker Bowles is the only one I knew about. But based on google searches I'd say any except Parker Bowles.

No disrespect to the Duchess, but even if she were much younger I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face around her. There was a Saturday Night Live repeat where Prince Charles wanted to be turned into a tampon for Parker Bowles to use. Turns out that was based on real events.

Remember, Prince Tampon = non-brilliant!

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