Cornfield Cuties
Back in Illinois for a bit so tried a few places to have some fun. This one is country with a capital C. You are driving through literal farms and there it is. Gravel, fenced lot, lit up and no issues unless cows decide to invade. Place is small and relatively plain inside, but homey, like a bar in a small town. Stage for the dancers and lapdance chairs along it, did not see any private dance area and the girl I spoke to said that was it for dances.
The place was calm, no cover which was appreciated though a little after I got there it looked they began to collect one. Drinks were pretty cheap for a titty bar, 5 for a domestic beer and thew a buck with each one, honestly not sure if they were 4 or 5. 
There were about six or seven girls, one was hard to tell if she was working or off duty hanging out. To be real most were not super attractive and carried extra weight. There was a black girl that was reasonably attractive but had a little too much junk in the trunk for my taste, and two that were slightly older white girls, but fairly fit and attractive. One had dyed blonde hair and dark eyebrows, I love that look, the other was a brunette and quite petite. 
It seemed the big draw was going to the stage and dropping a tip, with the dancers at their choice flashing a downstairs view and usually giving a hug and dropping the titties in your face. No overt grabbing or touching allowed, saw a guy warned that got too aggressive in his tip presentation. Looked like most were tipping a couple to five bucks, did not see any big "rain making" which was appreciated.
I tried a couple lap dances with the blonde, it was in a leather club chair by the stage. It was decent contact, full song length, but no one is getting any further than that in this place. At the reasonable price however it was fine, did not feel cheated. She hung around and talked a little, apparently a lot of dancers come out from closer to Chicago to work at a place they feel they won't see people they know, and also from NIU. 
All in all, if it was close I might hang out semi-regularly, cheap drink, friendly vibe and very low key. Girls were for the most part friendly and not at all hard sell.