Got kissed for a LDK and pissed another one off

Enough about me. How you guys been and what have I missed ?

^^^Look we have a new member ;)

LMFAO

Juicebox69 what a fagity name what do you do give stripers a juice box with a sippy straw : )

We heard a rumor you were kidnapped bu the Triad after losing their money playing 5-10. Apparently they kidnapped you to Macau, chained you to poker table in an underground casino forcing you to grind 1-2 and wouldnt let you go till you paid back 200% of what you owe them. If this is true did you see Durr while you were there? Do they really have an explosive coller on him?

I remember now, What the fuck happened to your left ear, did they cut it off or something to show proof of life ?

You guys are creative lol

You missed nothing. Shadowcat still obsesses about Ron Jeremy’s man tits and fucking ground hogs! Lmfao...

I think you may ha e found a future ex girlfriend with your successful dancer friend who nursed you out of $100 plus tip. Good job on everyone coming out the winner, except for the bitch.

Aww, Juicybox's first kiss. How sweet.

Fucking where you been, brah?

FYI after my LDK with my ATF DS tonight, I will be playing CoD WWII all night. Love that game and the Thompson M1928. All other CoDs pale in comparison.

Meat LMFAO

Sir lap hell yeah

I'd mention the new taco truck outside the club but I don't think you guys would believe me so why bother lol

Also stuck the car in the shop this morning to fix the mass air sensor

Juice what division, basic training, and primary gun do you play? (I change up based on the map...the only division I don't like is Armored)

Fuck you Jackie

I'm not that good...I just get drunk and shoot things lol

welcome back juice. How is the SA rout going

LOL Juice just like IRL you like getting pegged at CoD. Seeing strippers has made you soft.

Juice if you want we can meet up online on CoD and I will put a bayonet as far up your ass as you want. (Not that it's gay or anything like that.)

Don’t let Juice fool anybody. He’s been in jail for the past month for his 3rd public intoxication arrest and Jackie refused to bail him out.

Good to see you back pussy!!!!!

Start busting peoples balls more since Doug is gone. Find some more draft dodgers or pedophiles!!!! Lol

^ Makes sense regarding jail. I now see it as the reason he likes getting pegged by strippers so much. It's all he knows!

Lol

So, who finally ended up springing for juice's bail? The taco truck operators? ;-)

"Lucky for her I'm a professional and had it all contain inside and nothing got on the outer layer. I had also slapped her on the thigh making her stand up. When she came back down I informed her it was a success and to finish out air dancing or at least let me kiss all over her Belly."

^ Nice regarding jizz containment, but a professional? Whatever. A professional doesn't tell her to stop (like a little bitch) right after the LDK. A professional has the stamina and has her trained to keep going after the LDK. (Unless of course you're talking about a professional little LDK bitch, that is.)

Tonight I got to the club right as my ATF DS arrived and within 10 minutes I had my rock hard dick between her ass at the high tables and sat there for 45 min rock hard as I played with her ass on my dick and looked at pictures of her recent photoshoot in some new outfits. And as a random bonus she even took off her bodysuit and was only in her bra and thong. LMAO I played with my hard dick so much I could have LDKed there if I wanted.

So by the time we got dances I was already close to the edge. And I had planned to go three songs but I think my ATF DS was thinking that I was just going to do two. So halfway into the second song she squats cowgirl and perfectly sets her pussy on my hard cock and lets me control her and everything and stroke at my own pace. I quickly became conflicted. I couldn't decide, LDK now or after the next song? And the whole time I'm quickly getting close to the edge. So by the time I decide to go three it is barely too late. I stopped a complete LDK but I know I had one squirt come out. But also I was able to stop it and stay hard.

Fast forward to the middle of the third song and she is straddling me cowgirl and this time she matches my control and pace thrust for thrust, and she is moaning in my ear and pressing her beautiful all natural DDs into my bare chest. I LDKed so hard by then. Toe curling.

And for the rest of the song like a little bitch I had to make her stop and just kiss and jiggle her 40" booty in my face and kiss it.

Now it's time for some CoD to wipe out the little bitch in me.

Upright - only serious poker players are going to know who Durr is.

Sup Juice!

Lol

Hello

I farted in your face juice

I’m going for the Ron Jeremy look hoping to up my game for more p4p action.