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Got kissed for a LDK and pissed another one off

Feb 23, 2018, 1:07 PM
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JuiceBox69
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Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

Long time coming lol no pun intended. Been going to school, working the factory and playing poker a little to much so I took a quick break to club then post on tuscl.

Walks in with three hundred to spend and assume I'll space it out enjoy some drinks and depart in four or hour's. Well after hugging and chatting with dancer's I hadn't seen in a while the buy one get one is announced.

Dancer one is a short spinner with extremely long black hair and amazing tear drop snapped breasts. This girls was very sensual and after two song's I couldn't stop from buying more and more. After about a hundred she locks in the cow girl position on my raging Cajun and BOOOOOOM !!!!!!

Lucky for her I'm a professional and had it all contain inside and nothing got on the outer layer. I had also slapped her on the thigh making her stand up. When she came back down I informed her it was a success and to finish out air dancing or at least let me kiss all over her Belly.

To my surprise she was extremely excited and grateful that I was so thoughtful as to help not get anything on her. She actually kissed me as a thank you...yep on the lips...hell yeah I like this one lol.

As I returned to my table to polish off my drinks another girls accompanying me. We talk about the different sizes of breast and the aisthics lol...she then gets upset and calls me a typical guy after expressing my View's...whatever bitch

Afterwards I depart and head on to eating cool ranch nachos, drink the 4Loco gold and Play some Call of Duty before passing out at the house.

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JuiceBox69

Enough about me. How you guys been and what have I missed ?

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twentyfive

^^^Look we have a new member ;)

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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twentyfive

Juicebox69 what a fagity name what do you do give stripers a juice box with a sippy straw : )

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Uprightcitizen

We heard a rumor you were kidnapped bu the Triad after losing their money playing 5-10. Apparently they kidnapped you to Macau, chained you to poker table in an underground casino forcing you to grind 1-2 and wouldnt let you go till you paid back 200% of what you owe them. If this is true did you see Durr while you were there? Do they really have an explosive coller on him?

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twentyfive

I remember now, What the fuck happened to your left ear, did they cut it off or something to show proof of life ?

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JuiceBox69

You guys are creative lol

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Mate27

You missed nothing. Shadowcat still obsesses about Ron Jeremy’s man tits and fucking ground hogs! Lmfao...

I think you may ha e found a future ex girlfriend with your successful dancer friend who nursed you out of $100 plus tip. Good job on everyone coming out the winner, except for the bitch.

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JuiceBox69

Meat LMFAO

Sir lap hell yeah

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JuiceBox69

I'd mention the new taco truck outside the club but I don't think you guys would believe me so why bother lol

Also stuck the car in the shop this morning to fix the mass air sensor

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ime

Fuck you Jackie

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JuiceBox69

I'm not that good...I just get drunk and shoot things lol

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bang69

welcome back juice. How is the SA rout going

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shailynn

Don’t let Juice fool anybody. He’s been in jail for the past month for his 3rd public intoxication arrest and Jackie refused to bail him out.

Good to see you back pussy!!!!!

Start busting peoples balls more since Doug is gone. Find some more draft dodgers or pedophiles!!!! Lol

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JuiceBox69

Lol

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ATACdawg

So, who finally ended up springing for juice's bail? The taco truck operators? ;-)

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rh48hr

Upright - only serious poker players are going to know who Durr is.

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shanny72

Sup Juice!

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JuiceBox69

Lol

Hello

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crazyjoe

I farted in your face juice

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Mate27

I’m going for the Ron Jeremy look hoping to up my game for more p4p action.

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