stripper phone issues

11 comments

• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  Precious few have had reliable phone/communication habits from the start. Of those who were some variation on shitty, about a quarter to a third improved dramatically when I explained that I would give my money to another dancer if they didn't sort themselves out.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @max give it time grasshopper !
• dancewdcpa

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  6 years ago

  My experience is exactly as Ishmael stated. Common courtesy does not seem very common...
• larryfisherman

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  6 years ago

  As far as my favorites, they usually respond in a timely manner. I had one fav that would never respond to my texts, I subsequently dropped her.
• max_starr

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  6 years ago

  LOL are you saying I'll get a crazy one sometime....? I'm happy with the service I get now...:)
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Stripper phones seem to frequently experience melt downs. I’ve seen dancers attempt to check text/email while on stage - by reaching into their purse - taking a quick look at the phone - then quickly dropping the phone in the direction of the purse. It’s similar to Curling in the Winter Olympics - as the phone has a tendency to miss the target...
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^^^You aren’t an experienced monger yet grasshopper, when you can snatch the phone from her hand it will be time for you to leave.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Or just get her snatch in your hand.
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  My weirdest experience 10+ years ago happened at the Columbia Platinum Plus. I had been seeing a lot of a dancer named Rita and she said that she was ready to take it to the next level OTC. She lived in Aiken SC. She was going to have to move out of her apartment for 2 weeks while her landlord brought it up to code. She planned to go live with her parents in Richmond VA during that time and suggest that I fly up there to meet her. She gave me her parents phone number. So when the time came I called her at her parents house. I talked to her father. He had not seen or heard from her recently. WTF? So I called her cell number and got a recording "This is Rita & Randy. We can't come to the phone right now, etc.". Another WTF. I didn't leave a message. I ran into her about a year later at the same club. She didn't even offer an explanation. Just asked if I was still pissed and I said yes. Never saw her again after that.
• skibum609

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  6 years ago

  Lifetime o=tc contact with strippers = zero.
• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  If you deal with a stripper long enough, there will eventually be some type of cell phone drama. Always. The details vary but the practical result is that her communication will at certain times be somewhere between sporadic and non-existent. Even the DS went thru these stages. They all do.