Figure Skaters: Hot or Not?
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Sasha Cohen was hot.
Tara Lipinski got pretty hot, though being around Johnny Weir makes her seem like the woman at the bar who is clearly there with a gay friend in order not to be hit on.
A lot of them are too young.
I imagine a lot of them could go all Xenia Onatopp on us and crush us with their thighs. But they'd also be flexible with to do some fun tricks.
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Hottest skater right now is Margot Robbie.
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I think Tara Lipinski is kind of hot? But that’s because she’s aged nicely.
It’s off topic - but to answer yesterday’s discussion about - what is gay? - Johnny Wier is a poster boy for gayness.
And her name sounds like she should be a porn actress.
Evgenia Medvedeva, the Russian favorite, is hot. Her liking the Sailor Moon thing is kind of hot, too, if only because she looks great in the costume. She's 18, so she should have another Olympics in her.
Shibutani's OK. Lorenz is pretty good looking.
Wagner does nothing for me. She looks like the ugly daughter of the rich parents who let her have all the nicest clothes so she doesn't feel ugly, but is just kind of spoiled as a result. Her taking potshots at Medvedeva when she herself didn't even qualify seems petty.
Insiders tell me a lot of these figure skaters are switch hitters.
I remember back in the day watching Surya Bonaly of France do her back flip in her short dresses and thinking she was a lot hotter than the others at the time.
Then there was Irina Slutskaya, who while not exactly that hot, had a perfect name for a porn star.
That's a jaundiced comment.
(see what I just did there?)