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Figure Skaters: Hot or Not?

AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Tuesday, February 20, 2018 8:00 PM
Katarina Witt was smokin' back in the day. Sasha Cohen was hot. Tara Lipinski got pretty hot, though being around Johnny Weir makes her seem like the woman at the bar who is clearly there with a gay friend in order not to be hit on. A lot of them are too young. I imagine a lot of them could go all Xenia Onatopp on us and crush us with their thighs. But they'd also be flexible with to do some fun tricks.

25 comments

  • goldmongerATL
    6 years ago
    Is that Johnny Weir on the right in the announcer booth? I think it's a man, but it has its hair up in a hairdo like my Aunt Margaret in the 70's. Hottest skater right now is Margot Robbie.
  • l00ber
    6 years ago
    Ekaterina Gordeeva was hot nearly 30 years ago.
  • Pyroxl
    6 years ago
    Nancy Kerrigan
  • RandomMember
    6 years ago
    Maia Shibutani is sort of cute if you like Asian girls. She's an ice dancer. Dances with her brother, which is a turnoff. [view link]
  • Array
    6 years ago
    LOL, OP! Every time I see one of those skaters I think of Onatopp.
  • realDougster
    6 years ago
    Hottest U.S. figure skater is Ashley Wagner, but she didn't make the 2018 Olympic team. Here's your fucking link, 25: [view link]
  • mark94
    6 years ago
    Katarina Witt was sex on skates. She knew it and she used it.
  • Bj99
    6 years ago
    I think Kavita Lorenz is very pretty. The Russian ice dancer is really pretty too.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    I’m not very attracted to most Olympic skaters, as they seem to not have much in terms of curves. I enjoyed Katerina Witt - as she had a body - and a personality - and she was hot. I think Tara Lipinski is kind of hot? But that’s because she’s aged nicely. It’s off topic - but to answer yesterday’s discussion about - what is gay? - Johnny Wier is a poster boy for gayness.
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    Tara Lipinski has turned into such a cutie. I’m not sure about her face though, looks like she got some cheek implants to get rid of that baby fat chubby face she used to have. It worked but if anything they look a little over-defined.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    I always thought Sasha Cohen was sexy. And her name sounds like she should be a porn actress.
  • AnonymousJim
    6 years ago
    Margot Robbie made Tonya Harding seem kind of hot. That's an impressive task and speaks to her all-world level of hotness. Evgenia Medvedeva, the Russian favorite, is hot. Her liking the Sailor Moon thing is kind of hot, too, if only because she looks great in the costume. She's 18, so she should have another Olympics in her. Shibutani's OK. Lorenz is pretty good looking. Wagner does nothing for me. She looks like the ugly daughter of the rich parents who let her have all the nicest clothes so she doesn't feel ugly, but is just kind of spoiled as a result. Her taking potshots at Medvedeva when she herself didn't even qualify seems petty.
  • Dominic77
    6 years ago
    several of them are pretty. Some for their looks alone others more because of the sexy moves they do with their ice dancing partners.
  • mark94
    6 years ago
    Shaun White was very open that his goal at the Olympics, following his events, was to nail Sasha Cohen. I don’t think he ever connected with her.
  • AnonymousJim
    6 years ago
    Calling your shot like that is a mistake. Gotta be more subtle.
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    6 years ago
    Totally had the bad girl crush on Tonya Harding back in the day.... amazing thighs and she did a great triple axle
  • Bj99
    6 years ago
    ^ I know she was the villain, but her story is pretty sad. She’s one of the few female skaters to do a triple axle in a competition.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Tonya Harding wasn’t bad in her day. Never watched her skating - but the porn video with her boyfriend was fun to watch!
  • PredragDr
    6 years ago
    Young Katarina Witt is the only one with decent tits. Ashley Wagner is probably the best in bed today. Insiders tell me a lot of these figure skaters are switch hitters.
  • mark94
    6 years ago
    I thought Adam Rippon was the first gay figure skater. You mean, there are more ?
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Mark94 there are a few more. Johnny Wier, Rudy Galindo, SJG...
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    The gay male figure skaters are a byproduct of the NAFTA agreement. The run up of Bitcoin has brought it into public acceptance.
  • rl27
    6 years ago
    Oksana Baiul was never that hot looking when she competed, but there was a while after she retired where she had that vibe you get from one of the experienced women, who while not the hottest but you just know will give you a good time. I remember back in the day watching Surya Bonaly of France do her back flip in her short dresses and thinking she was a lot hotter than the others at the time. Then there was Irina Slutskaya, who while not exactly that hot, had a perfect name for a porn star.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    I can't believe I forgot about Kristi Yamaguchi. She was in her prime during my yellow (Asian American) phase.
  • realDougster
    6 years ago
    "yellow (Asian American) phase" That's a jaundiced comment. (see what I just did there?)
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