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Guys, What Is Gay?

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

Gay, examples:

  1. Wearing your necklace over your sweater or any shirt for that matter.

  2. Wearing your sunglasses on the bill of your NASCAR baseball cap that has flames on the bill.

  3. Anything SJG says.

Keep it going fuckers!!!!

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twentyfive

Two earrings or more on a man.
Man bun.
Skinny jeans

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ime

1 and 2 are the fundamentals of the Juice system.

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twentyfive

On another thread we learned flagooner is a trophy wife
We also found out Cashman swallows;)

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jackslash
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flagooner

^ 2 earrings or more?
Any earrings, or piercings of any type on a guy is gay.

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gammanu95

SJWs and snowflakes.
And pretty much all millennials.

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flagooner

Guys who try to infringe on my constitutional right to bear arms are gay.

Guys who think it is a constitutional right to bare arms are gay.

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flagooner

Guys who watch the Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, and American Idol are gay.

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twentyfive

^^^i would never infringe on your constitutional right to bare arms, you trophy husband says they look hot.

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flagooner

Guys with tramp stamps.

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flagooner

So 25,
You think it's a constitutional right to bare arms?

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twentyfive

Never said I didn’t

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JimGassagain

Having a man crush on Ron Jeremy, like tuscl’s very own Shadowcat!

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4got2wipe

Thinking it is gay to like rimjobs = gay

Liking rimjobs = brilliant!

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RandomMember

@GammaNut: "SJWs and snowflakes."


I would enjoy seeing someone dip a 24-inch spiked dildo in HIV-infected blood and ram it up @GammuNut's asshole.

Would that be considered gay?

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twentyfive

^^^Yes but there’s nothing wrong with that.

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flagooner

Guys who would enjoy seeing someone dip a 24-inch spiked dildo in HIV-infected blood and ram it up @GammuNut's asshole are gay.

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ime

^^^that is gay

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4got2wipe

Calm down guys. Have a sexy girl give you a rimjob.

Unless you're gay. Then have a sexy guy give you a rimjob.

Overall, just remember: rimjobs = aces!

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ime

It is interesting how triggered Random gets by the term snowflake that is twice in two days he seems to take offense to it. SJW's are definitely gay maybe the gayest.

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RandomMember

@ime: "It is interesting how triggered Random gets by the term snowflake that is twice in two days he seems to take offense to it. SJW's are definitely gay maybe the gayest."


Not really. I just enjoy trolling @GammaNut since he's a major bigot, he has me on ignore, and he's dumb as a fucking brick.

IMHO, "snowflakes" can be liberal or conservative. Good example is @Clubber who used to rail against political correctness in every other thread -- then put 85 people on ignore for upsetting his sensibilities. He's a good example of a "snowflake" because he can't listen to other viewpoints.

You're sort of good guy @IME, despite your flawed political opinions.

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flagooner

^explain just how effective your trolling is if he has you on ignore.

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ime

If based on your opinions my political opinions are flawed then they must be be spot on correct. But i am more of someone that believes in the Constitution not politics based on "muh feelings".

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Clubber

Constantly having your finger bust through toilet paper and into your ass. At least that's what I told someone that told me it happened to him. Also the last conversation we had.

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gammanu95

Voting for Hillary Clinton is gay.

Guys who wear crocs in public were and are gay.

Not knowing the difference between an automatic and semi-automatic rifle is gay.

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Bj99

^Wow.. all of those clever tells must really facilitate your search for gay bathroom sex!. Always interesting to hear ab these things from an insider.

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rh48hr

BJ99 for the win!

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Clubber

99,

As most any man is the prey, one must know the predator.

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Bj99

Yep.. got to ‘know’ thy enemy.. Better give them the ‘go away’ bathroom stance.

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twentyfive

^^^The Larry Craig stance LOL

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TheeOSU

That creep from San Jose is gay even though he stopped posting as SJGay he still desires to probe men's asses with his various implements.

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Clubber

mamisan,

In the actual vernacular, I do not what anyone to yank my anything. Massage in that oh so special way, well of course. Not gay, rather wise.

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Cashman1234

Riding a Huffy bike to a strip club, then standing outside and calling the patrons “chumps” is uber-gay...

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Two people of the same gender having sex is gay.

Everything else is a playground-level insult.

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Bj99

^ what if realDougster was riding on the pegs of your huffy bike, while you were going up a Hill? Is that gay?.. seems like it could get gay.

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flagooner

Butt fucking is gay.

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Cashman1234

Wearing ass-less leather chaps to a club might be considered gay...

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Cashman1234

Swallowing is healthy - non-wasteful - and not gay. Having a hot filthy dancer drip her wetness into my mouth - is very hot!

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Bj99

^^ boring..the civi girls might fall for that, but trying to seduce a dancer with anything other than dick pics, is gay.

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Cashman1234

I’m not sure who is gayer - Johnny Wier or SJG? After watching the Olympics - I’m pretty sure it’s SJG!

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Bj99

There’s nothing gay ab a flamboyant male figure skater. They really are most fun to watch. My son was sorta laughing at how flamboyant Adam Rippon is, during the pre interview, but after watching some of the guys skate, even he had to admit that all his flair, and sparkles, make his routine less boring than the other guys.

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Clubber

99,

I look at it like the male cheerleader in high school and college. Yeah sure GAY! OR, OR are they very sharp. Hang around with relatively hot ladies all the time. Things that make you say, Hmmmmm!

youtube.com

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Cashman1234

I agree Bj99. They do make it fun to watch! They are so emotional sometimes - and they do have a flair for the dramatic. More glitter and bedazzling - make their performances notable.

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Bj99

Haha, I just think from an objective stand point, they are the best to watch. All of the artistic flare of the women, but with the technical athleticism of the men. Nothing gay ab being the best!

I’m not sure ab color guard boys, but then, I’m sure most of them are just practicing for rifle twirling in the Marine Corp. ;P Why is twirlying a rifle so much more manly than a sparkly flag? Lol.

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flagooner

^ It's not, and I'm not sparkly!
Bitch!

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Bj99

Oh that’s right, we have our own flag boy! ;P

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Bj99

Is it gay when someone with a “parody” handle gets ass hurt and throws a hissy fit, when you tease them?

I mean, some members have thin skin, but I think it’s pretty gay to get butthurt when it’s not even your own skin. ;P

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