Worst/Funniest Review You've Ever Seen

AmeliaSmithTexas
In appreciation for the laughs that I was able to get from the following discussion, what's the worst review that y'all have seen on here or anywhere else. It would be great if you had a link to the review but a description always works. Feel free to add in your own experiences. We are looking for the horrors and giggles. Thank y'all!
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last commentPlenty of bad reviews - some are bad b/c the person has no clue; and many are bad b/c the writer is not interested in writing a review and just wants to get the free 30-day TUSCL VIP.
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I'm guessing you want bad reviews as in, the club was just horrible, right? The one that instantly comes to mind was the review in the other thread that both myself and Papi linked about that club in Missouri. I've seen some others but can't name them off the top of my head.
Some reviewers are pretty witty with their words and have you chuckling the whole time while you read. I'll keep an eye out.
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Forgot about this one. Author has a hilarious writing style.
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Another.
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That one is rough! He wasn’t a fan of that dancers looks at all. Not much club info there.
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