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What my resume would look like if I could talk about being a stripper

jackslash
jackslash61322904

Detroit strip clubs

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

A dancer talks about the valuable skills she has learned: "People frequently ask if I feel like an unlicensed therapist as a stripper, and the answer is yes (especially if that therapy includes fake-laughing at bad jokes)."

Is it possible that dancers don't find me as hilarious as I thought?

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MackTruck

If they this k your jokes are bad and they laugh anyway, they just want you for the lasagna

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MackTruck

If they think... Dam phone

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Bj99

Why would she fake laugh at their jokes? All she has to do is real laugh at them. It’s best to just be yourself.

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vincemichaels

Jack, there ya go, with your resume, you'll make $350 K easily.

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JohnSmith69

I was talking to a stripper recently about a dance class that she was taking in school. She said that the teacher was very impressed by her skills and didn’t understand how it was possible given her lack of any former dance training or experience. The girl couldn’t disclose how she became so comfortable with dancing in front of others.

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