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For that perfect romantic Valentines Day dinner with your OTC date

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Valentine’s Day PL Edition

In honor of Valentine’s Day I ask this question: What’s the most you’ve ever paid a stripper for sex OTC? Was it worth it?

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Has anyone ever banged a little person ?

I wonder what it's like?

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Pushy Door Man

This place is located next to a medical marijuana dispensary that I frequent. Last time I came to this place was because I was already in the neighborhood if you catch my drift. They have…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Brazilians Cute And Fun

Went on a Tuesday night after leaving another popular local place, brought one of my colleagues with me. At first we were kinda cautious since it just looked like a house we were going…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

An Afternoon Visit To Mbot

Stopped in for an afternoon visit to MBOT, and as was true the last time, the place was pretty dead. Only a few dancers around, and although they were quite attractive, they seemed a bit…

Little Darlings

San Francisco, California

Cute Face And 'extra' Friendly Attitude Went Along Way

This is another long review, more like a trip report. For a more concise summary, scroll all the way down to the TL;DR at the bottom. Another visit to Little Darlings. I came two…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Slow Wed Evening Before Superbowl Sunday

This club is different than most, in that during the week it's almost always busier during the day/happy hour than the evenings. I caught the 9pm review and counted 7 dancers, quite a low number…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hk

Always say, Hong Kong is adult Disney. When they charge a cover, you get a beer. Girls everywhere, all shapes and sizes. Watch them dance, watch them strip, shaving cream shows, or…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Awesome Visit

I visited Doll House a while back and the memories stay vivid with me. I went about 3 PM on a Saturday afternoon and the place was pretty dead. Three customers and four…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

More Waitresses Than Dancers

My first visit to a Bakersfield strip club. This Deja Vu club was the top rated so I arrived there about 7 PM. From the beginning there were attractive women in leotards, but they were…

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perfect customer/bf age

Good morning TUSCL! Hope everyone has a great V day. Ive seen a few post about the perfect stripper age so i thought id do one about the perfect customer/bf age. I prefer a man between late 40's to early…

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Pizza and Pussy

What does a pizza deliveryman and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy? Crust.

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BREAKING: Pornhub Premium is Completely Free on Valetine’s Day

So now all you have to do to spend Valentine's Day with a stripper is to name your right hand "Tiffany." http://www.radass.com/pornhub-premium-free-valentines-day/

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Man accused of selling cocaine to strippers is arrested

Why is it illegal to sell cocaine to strippers? Strippers without cocaine = librarians. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/13/man-accused-selling-cocaine-to-strippers-is-arrested.html

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When a dancer asks "Am I still your favorite?"

how do you respond?

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A question for BJ99

With all the talk of gifts going to dancers on V day... what happens to most of these gifts? Do dancers keep them or get rid of them before their boyfriends see them?

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

Almost Pointless Club

So, city or county laws prohibit any contact between patrons and dancers; know that up front. Also, when I was there, the dancers' boyfriends all hung out at the bar and monopolized the dancers'…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Pretty Nice Club

Although I am not an expert, I left with a very favorable opinion of this club. The vibe of the club was pretty laid back. The music was not too loud and the dancers were…

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, Utah

Some Positive Some Lacking

Enterenece is off of Main Street and not State Street. I believe it was a 5 cover charge. Main stage is right by the door and off to the left while entering close by the…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

This Place Is Ok, But Could Be So Much Better

I have stopped in here several times mainly because this is the best place to stop in this part of PA. The women for the most part are very pretty, but it's almost impossible…

Rick's Sporting Saloon

New Orleans, Louisiana

Air Dances Suck. Upsells Suck. Pretty Girls All Around.

The guy on the street convinced me to go in and have a look. No cover late and a week before Mardi gras. I figured it would be a good time. Sat down and immediately…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Average But Expensive Afro - American Club

If you park some where and walk a couple blocks, it okay; but if you park at the neighboring restaurant (the same owner owns both), your car can get towed. We ate some lebanese food…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

Bottom Floor Is A Waste Of Time

I came here Sunday. The last time I came to this club, the top floor looked like it was showing progress. They had a couple of decent dancers and the atmosphere was cool. On this…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Really?

Went with another lady friend to check out the club.. I used to come here yeeeaarrss ago.. Thought I'd give it a shot. First problem was they charged me $15 bucks well as my…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Nice Afternoon

This place can be good or really bad. Today was good. Nice amount of dancers showed up ,good competition to keep you interested. The only white girls had too many tats or not very aggressive…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Always A Great Time

This is a fun and enjoyable way to spend the afternoon with hubby and others couples. One of our friends really loves the lap dances and has her certain type of lady to invite from…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Good Place To Hang Out

Stopped by on weekday evening No entry fee. Not many patrons Drinks are cheap. 3 bucks for beer Close to highway. Most of the girls danckig were little think for me but it depends on u like. Found…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Good Mileage With No Fuss

This is a follow-up to my previous review of this club. In that review, I stated I always see Cora because she gives amazing mileage. She wasn't working when I went there tonight, but there…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still My

I've been coming here for years; the club itself is always the same but sometimes the dancer selection is a little better or a little less than its solid standard...but for me, a club is…

Palmeiras Men's Club

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Palmeira's

Some VERY hot dancers here in 2017 and they give plenty of mileage for ficha drinks. Getting them offsite to hotel the first night will be difficult, though. Probably a waste of time if that's…

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Who plans to give candy to a stripper, sugar baby, or whore tomorrow?

Be honest . . .

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Stripper BF has been texting me...LOL

Yep I haven't run into that problem in a few years. According to her he hacked into her imesseges? I'm not completely stupid when it comes to tech stuff but not really sure how that works. But he…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Weird Place

I think the only reason i keep coming here is because it’s far from where I live and won’t risk running into anyone. This night there were a good amount of girls. Most are about…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Can't Rate

Decided to stop by this place after work in Charlotte. It was on my drive home. I walked in and paid my entrance fee. Was going to get a beer but the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Ok Time Here Is Still Amazing Compared To Home

I managed to make the trip here again, and rather than hash over things that other people (including me) have mentioned, I'm just going to fill in some loose ends. I managed to make two…

Gold Palace

Tijuana, Baja California

Adding This One To The Must-visit List When I Go Back To Tj

I tried this place my very first trip to the ZN, and while I spent some VIP time with a real cutie, it wasn't a whole lot of fun. This time around, I was just…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls Delivers

This is two reviews in one, Thusday and Friday PM. I got in town Thursday pm late with a buddy when we just flew in town and based on great TUSCL reviews decided to hit…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I Don't Get This Place

I don't quite know what to make of this place. The girls are cute enough and nice to talk to, but there's no meaningful way to try-before-you-buy that I can figure out here. I bought…

Medusas Playhouse

West Babylon, New York

Not Worth The Stop

I walked in and there were several people sitting around and two not really attractive girls. One of the other women sitting there asked me if I was going to take one of them for a…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Nice But Not Great

5 dancers on rotation at lunch hour, which is good. One was an 8; thin chest, but small thin body so it all was proportionalt. Others a bit chunky, but today no gross fatties. None…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Multiple Visits

So I was in Nola for a 5 day convention. A group of 6 went on a Thursday evening in late January. I am from Detroit and that club scene. It was…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Not For Me

My wife and I went to PT's on a Saturday night because we heard that it was a crazy fun place for couples. We probably should have skipped it. While…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Best Experience Near Chicago

I have been to this establishment a few times on a Monday since all of the dances are $10 each (full 3-minute song). I usually see a particular short latina girl who is absolutely adorable.…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Does The Job

This club as usual is the Vics backup spot. Parking is easy but if you’re scared of Irvington stay away. $5 cover @ night but free in the day. The girls don’t…

Lord Black

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Decent

Plain club nothing special. Worth going if you are walking by. Dancers are hit or miss. Would I go back maybe but I will try another club Plain club nothing special. Worth going if you…

Club Phoenix

North Sewickley, Pennsylvania

Fun For Couples

Went there with my boyfriend and had an awesome time. That night, there was a $25 cover, but ladies got in free. What made it even better was drinks were free all night long. The…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Chicago, Chicago

The Chicago Club in downtown Tijuana is all right but not exceptional. There were not a lot of dancers in the club, but the ones I saw looked pretty good. The average was…

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Will she forgive me?

So, I head to the strip club last week. I tend to see a few different girls, but there's the one girl I really like. She plays coy but, you know she wants the Chubster. Anyhoo.... I…

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LOL - gotta love a no-nonsense type of dancer

From a recent review of Vic's in NJ (a UHM black-dive): "... The only white girl in the bar came up to me to push a dance and I told her that I had just gotten there and to come back…

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Olympics

Has anyone been watching the Olympic Games this week. Some of those skiers and snowboarders are amazing. Another thing I watched the woman’s ice hockey, I think that some of those gals are great, but those uniforms need to be…

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Update re: ATF Divorce

So, last night went just as I telegraphed it. My ATF approached me immediately asking why I didnt call her to her her know I was showing up. I told her it was perfectly ok if she was already…

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V-day challenge

If you have a wife or significant other and your CF knows about your relationship status, be sure to text your CF tomorrow and tell her "I'd rather be with you today". She won't treat you like an asshole…

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Tomorrow is Valentines Day.

I just got home from a good afternoon at Follies and all of the dancers that I asked said that they would NOT be working tomorrow. I figured that was the way it was going to be and am glad…

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Trust on TUSCL

I have been posting on this site for a only few months. Just recently have people started to put me on their "Trust" list. Thank you to those that have. But it made me think about that…

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The Rule Of Two-Thirds

A friend asked me the other day why he only sees me with much younger, slim/athletic women. He knows I rather just be alone than be with an age appropriate female companion or a woman who is overweight. I just told…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

First Time Back In A Year

I went to this club last Saturday. It was the first time that I've been back to this club in a year. I got in around 2:30. There was no cover to…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Schwing!

I don't get to the Eugene / Springfield area very often but whenever I do I always try to make time to stop in to SI. With the exception of my last visit, which was…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

More Of A Dance Club Atmosphere

Door woman was nice. Got in free with Yelp check in. No drink minimum. There's was a lot of people done it was Saturday night. Not really anywhere to sit. The dancers didn't really approach…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Blackballed!

I went there on a Monday night recently, very few customers and a about 15 dancers. Sat down and got a drink. They had 3 stages going on, not rotating but having each girl there for…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Don't Know Why I Go Back

Daytime visit, lots of same old same old dancers. Saw a new girl named Lily who looked promising, especially compared to the others. Tipped her on stage, she showed me some good attention and we…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Long Time Coming

This was my first time back at my favorite Lexington club in about three years and it continues to be my favorite place to have a good time and a good dance out front and…

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, Florida

Almost As Expensive As Disney

I stopped in here on vacation in Florida because I thought it might be nice break from the horrors of Disney. Unfortunately, this place had some horrors of its own. It felt like a tourist…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Lame

Another trip to Nashville and another underwhelming strip club visit. Déjà vu is in a commercial area close to downtown Nashville. There didn’t appear to be any parking, but it didn’t matter to…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

Slow During The Day But There Is A Silver Lining

This club tends to be slow during the day shift. It's a chicken and the egg kind of thing. Girls don't show up at open because they feel guys won't be there.…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Pretty Dancers But Odd Layout

First off there is a $10 cover charge which makes other clubs in the area a better bet (Camelot and Good Guys). The dancers are fairly attractive, on a Monday night there were 2…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Was In The Area

I like this club. Lots of room to sit, relax have a drink and watch the girls. And sit and talk with the right girl if you can find her. The level of talent ranges…

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Where do you take her?

You’re taking a stripper/SA girl on a (car key wallet) dinner date. Where do you take her: a. Applebee’s b. Cheesecake Factory c. Olive Garden d. Waffle House

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OT: Would you choose a self driving car (fully automated - and safe) - or a flyi

Totally hypothetical - and way off topic: Here are two options (neither involving a stripper or strip club). A) A fully self-driving car - that is safe and comfortable. There would be no need to drive it at all. You could…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Great Place To Be Ignored By Gorgeous Women

My experiences at Treasures have been all over the map. On the one hand, there are always some dancers here who are ready and willing to flush your pipes for you for a fee. Regrettably,…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Exceeded Expectations

I like to plan my visits to clubs around when I'm going to be in an area with a good spot to go with time to spare. On this occasion, I probably spent more time…

Passion Cabaret (was Secrets)

Houston, Texas

Great Place If You Can Tolerate Thick Clouds Of Cigarette/weed Smoke

The girls are awesome, the DJ is awesome, the drink prices are great during happy hour... Which the managers will call out at any time: $3.75 u-call-its, $5.75 trappings. During the day shifts when I've…

Rose's Cantina

Groton, Connecticut

Much Better Than Last Visit

We arrived on a Saturday evening this past weekend. As you come into the "club" its really mostly just a local dive bar. Decent sized bar with a lot of local guys hanging around it,…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Only Thing Around

Like the title says this is one of two clubs in the area. Both are non nude “bikini bars” I went on an amateur night so the girls are even more hit or miss than…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

This Kitty Should Be Euthanized

This place should be buried in kitty litter because it's shit! Smells like it too. The only good thing about this place is the amount of parking available. That could also be because I was…

Pleasures Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Do Not Go Outside Of Special Club Hours!

I put unknown for the number of girls because there where actually NONE there. I must a buddy there at 330p and we left about 430p. Club looked very nice inside, nothing overly fancy. The…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A Buffet Of Women Every Time

I arrived at 9:30pm on an early February Friday night. The parking lot was barely full, so I had hope of getting a seat. $10 granted me access to this notoriously smoky paradise. Good ol…

Exotic Kitty Gentlemen's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Just Ok

Walked in just after midnight on a Thursday. Within literally seconds I was approached by a young woman, can't remember her line, but I had to hold her up while I paid the cover and…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Consistent

This is a follow up to my previous trips to Dreamgirls the last few months. Afternoons are very sparse, which is what I’ve noticed in all the Minneapolis clubs. Dream girls is really sparse in…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Always A Good Time

Went in after lunch. Helped myself to a beer and did some scouting. Found myself a dark haired spinner Cubanita that pushed all the right buttons. Did a table dance where my fingers began to…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Cabernet—it’s Okay

Everyone around Beantown knows the Cabernet. It’s one of our few options here in the greater Boston area. It’s not the best joint, but it’s not the worst joint either. The best dollars that I…

Elite Cabaret Gentleman's Club

Tempe, Arizona

You Could Do Worse

So I decided to give this place a try when I was in town recently. I thought the place was alright overall. Decent crowd for a Monday evening, but obviously not crowded. There were several…

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Strip clubbing is saving my life...

Is Social Security to blame for so many men dying at 62? http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/02/13/is-social-security-to-blame-for-so-many-men-dying-at-62.html

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dark, Dependable, High Mileage

I was in town for a week in mid January and decided on the BML. Had a good time here during my first visit about a year ago. I'm sticking to day shift visits only…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

My New Favorite Club

Usually going to a club on a Monday night can be a disappointing experience. Not here. There were a lot of girls, and on top of that a lot of hot girls. There's a lot…

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“Showgirls” Finally Gets The Honest Trailer Treatment

http://www.tvovermind.com/movies/showgirls-finally-gets-honest-trailer-treatment

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1. Imagine a hypothetical situation, that potentially may or may not occur, whic

2. Would it be prostitution?

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Stripped of work: French Quarter strip club workers and the fight for jobs

If the do-gooders really care about strippers, why do they want them to lose their jobs? https://www.bestofneworleans.com/gambit/stripped-of-work-french-quarter-strip-club-workers-and-the-fight-for-jobs/Content?oid=10188907

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Car Key Wallet Dates - Better with Strippers or SA Girls?

What's your preference? Why?

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Hypothetical situation

Bj99's last discussion had me thinking of a potential hypothetical situation that has yet to happen. Now there were times i thought it could happen, but in reality it just never has. Enough already, here's the scenario: You go…

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OTC Rules

Pro's please give me rules to keep me straight. I know I shouldn't pay unless she does something for me. Like just lunch is free, right? How do you explain the p4p thing nicely...and what if she says…

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How to LDK with two dancers

https://gfycat.com/SatisfiedLittleGarpike

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

Had Some Fun. Won't Be Back

I went after lunch. No one was on the dance floor for an hour. Even as the dj called up soem dancers, they just sat at the bar chilling. Do they not want to do…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Tuesday Afternoon Fun Time

This was my first time to Tex Mex. It is in a odd part of town, but easy to find using GPS. Pretty close to the expressway. Easy parking in the back. There was no…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Trying To Re-enter The Market

I've been going to Lust for over a year and nearly every one of the ladies I like at lust say they started at taboo and loved it but moved to Lust when Taboo shut…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

This Is A Bikini Bar And Not A Topless Bar

I went here with a co-worker who wanted to visit a strip club and have a few beers. Unfortunately for us the Girls couldn't be topless and serve alcohol. There wasn't any cover…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

V-day Visit

I nearly slid through the intersection the last stoplight before Shakers. A cold February night with fresh snow made travel less than ideal, but I stubbornly made the trip out to Waverly anyway.…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Pleasantly Surprised

I visited this club this past early January. You guys probably dont care about this, but the club had a very nice door that blocked all the music from the inside and had a nice…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Same Old

Went by a couple of weeks ago, there were about 12 dancers, late afternoon, early evening but not many customers. First talked to a skinny brunette, who was fun but nothing special, then an older…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Really Big Girls

Not sure what just happened. Went on a Monday evening and we are wondering if Monday nights cater to a specific crowd. Most girls were very heavy. There were only four other guys in the…

Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub

Fayetteville, North Carolina

If Not At First, Try Try Again

Visit here whenever I find the time. Always during the week and between 2-5pm. Drink prices aren’t the best and the bartenders aren’t the reason to come either. That said, there are a few things…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

May Be Worth A Visit

Was at the Midway yesterday - quality of dancers down from previous visits. Maybe that's why the club was darker than usual; even the VIP areas. Sat a couple of hours. hoping to see someone attractive…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Got Better Later

Entered around 8, cover was waived, only 3 customers, and I had a chat with the bartender/ DJ, got approached by a girl I knew, thick, pretty, knows the business well. I always seem to…

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Theyre Back In Business

Lookers had closed back in 2016 when the owner got into financial difficulties. It took awhile but new owners/msnagement fixed the place and reopened in the summer of 2017. Not sure why there havent been…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Good Dancers, Boring Visit

It was a weekday night ( i don't remember which day). There was probably twice as many dancers as customers and they said it was a slow night. I was surprised by the selection of…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Finally I Made It To Hk

I finally made a brief trip to Tijuana after weeks of reading reviews and preparing. Thanks for all the great detailed review on Tuscl, they helped me prepare to go visit HK and set my…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Not Good

Decided to check this place out since I heard a Criket dancer I enjoy was working here. The outside looks very seedy and come to find out the inside is not any better. Guy at…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Wrong Day To Visit

Went on a snowy day around 6:45 with my friend (don't know why did I end up going there ). Asusual valet parking, no entry fee .we sat at a table and ordered bucket of…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

First Time At Filmores

Having been to a few over clubs in the area, I wanted to give this one a shot. It is in a bit of a sketchy area so it has kept me away, but it…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Just Okay

Who is in town for a night and decided to hit this place up. There are multiple stages and 3 poles on the main stage and the girls will rotate from dancing on each.…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Going For A Friend, Staying For The View

The club has a full bar, but there are girls under 21 who dance in a separate area. So if you are into the 18-21 dancer, here you can immediately tell. I don’t drink but…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Rayveness Adult Film Star Works Here!

I was referred to Capital Caberet by a gentlemen I met in Winston Salem. He said Id fit perfectly into the fun nightlife in Raleigh. So I took a chance & drove to Raleigh! I…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

Disappointing Outing

The club entrance is off the street in the back of the front building. I got there for free using the coupon online, however there is a required soft drink. The club was completely empty, there were…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

First Time In Canada

This is my first time to Toronto. I really didn’t know what to expect with Toronto strip clubs. IHad heard that there was contact allowed but not sure how much, or what to pay. This…

Bar Le Garage

Blainville, Quebec

Nice Club But Not Good That Particular Day..

It was a tuesday, after midnight, it was my first time going there, its pretty far from montreal. The bar is really nice its pretty big and renovated. The major problem was that it was…

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Read This Article and You'll Realize All Your PL Escapades Aren't So Stuipid...

When compared to others!!! https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-quit-jobs-sold-belongings-102322009.html

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hypothetical-proctological exam act of prostitution?

you pay a visit to a doc for proctological exam(pe) for the very first time. you notice the attractiveness of the doctor. decent tits, shapely legs, and a really nice stick out ass. you chub a bit. you also haven't…

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Do I cut this PL? (Long.. sorry)

I’m going to start by saying, that I realize this is mostly not this guy’s fault. So, most of my customers overwhelmingly prefer me, or maybe have one other girl they like. It’s not that all customers prefer me, or…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

My Girlfriend And I

Made our second visit to this Reno gem. The line up was hot and we got a lot of attention for a buck on all three stages. The girls helped themselves to my…

The Trap Lounge

Miami, Florida

Closed? What Happened This Time ? Smh Lol

annoying ..went there Saturday Feb 10, they was closed(i haven't dance in 2 years thought i'll do a come back). i went out my way to go there. i made a trip for nothing.…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

A Tuesday Review

Stopping in to my favorite raleigh club on a dreary cold Tuesday. Nice greeting from the lobby girl and unfortunately a scan of my license. Hopefully I won’t get any literature in my mailbox. After…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

This Really Is A Lodge - Wouldn't Be My First Choice In Dallas.

I have been to many clubs where the name really has nothing to do with the club's ambience or decor - Cheetahs, Spearmint Rhino, etc. - but The Lodge is an actual lodge! This place is…

The Go Go Club

Belleville, Ontario

Diamonds In The Rough

This place I rated as a 6, but there are always exceptions and this place has them! Majority of the girls are young and plain Jane and still have their baby fat. There are exceptions…

Stilettos Cabaret

Brownsville, Texas

Not Bad But Not A Single Real Set Of Cans

So, it,s a nice place, staff is polite and the girls are food looking, like I mentioned in the title there is a lot of plastic in the place and i mean some of themhave…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Salvaged A Bad Experience

Paid my $22 and checked my hat. Immediately attacked by dancers one by one for a dance. Can i get a drink first !! Stage shows 3 songs , last one is nude (hopefully). Took…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

Unless You're A

This was actually a pretty cool place to hang. If you ask for it, the dancers will give you a tour of the place. By far the coolest room was the mirror room. It's like…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Not Impressed With New Ownership

It would not have taken much to improve this club from the previous Bob Romanik ownership. However, Scarlett's has failed. Bathroom troll ... fail. Higher fees ... fail. Dancers coming and going as they please…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

Awesome

I always have a great experience when i go to the players club. I usually go during the day. Theres usually 3-4 girls that work day shift. And they are all beautiful…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Return Customer

Quick review of Pink Pony with some comparisons to Stir Crazy (my two favorite MIAMI clubs). Although, this club has always been my #2 spot, second to stir crazy, I’ve been visiting it a lot recently.…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Monday's Always Workout

Decide to stop by around 5pm on a Monday as u was already in the area. I like the pic on Mon and tues because of the $3 drinks. Anyways. Paid the 10…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

No Attention Paid To Me

I got there around 1am after a late flight, just wanted to relax for a bit. I don't really drink so I grabbed a bottle of water. I had one girl come and talk to…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Nice Time In The Afternoon

I haven't been to Palazio in quite sometime -- probably a year and a half or two years. This is one of the nicer clubs in Austin (P10 being another one.) Parking is well-lighted and…

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Fish That Got Away SC stories

What are some of your regrettable near-missed from the SC? like, you left 10 min before there was a complimentary lock-door free BJs to all customers free for all what say ye?

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Question for you "older guys"

I have seen topics about preferred age of dancers and questions directed at "younger" members of our community as of late. My question to those of you who consider yourself well travelled club goers is this: What are the…

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Your favorite romantic moments at the SC

whatchall got, brudders? No doubt there's no bigger oxymoronic phrase than "romantic stripper" but serve up some of your favorite personal romantic moments in this SC hobby We've discussed this before, but let's revisit

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you know you're addicted to SCs when...

Humor us... You know you're addicted to SCs when... They named a VIP room after you add/on

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Porn star to have LP dance with

In your fantasy, which porn star you want to have LD with ( only two way contact, without sex part). Nicole Aniston and Alexis Monroe are in my fantasy. Also, I saw from Nicole's tweeter, she is giving show in las vegas…

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Lost interest in my CF

As you all know My CF was the 1k girl from previous posts. I went to see her this weekend and I could not get into her. The new whore shine has gone off of her. So I left the…

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Divorcing an ATF

Been visting my ATF for several years. Our last VIP was terrible, wasnt into it at all and the majority of it was spent listening to her analyzing the fluctuation of my tipping. Ive had fun paying her rent but…

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On my mind often...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=artpz1mPSNQ&list=RDartpz1mPSNQ

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Car Key Wallet Dates...

...are you for or against them? What are the pros and cons?

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Your ATF

Q. How do you know that any man who hasn't had sex with your ATF is rich? A. Because he's part of the 1%.

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Do your Valentine's Day plans include strippers/stripclubs?

Because we're all just hopeless romantics at heart, right?

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Italian cryptocurrency exchange BitGrail loses $170M

Ho-hum, another day, another massive cryptocurrency cyber theft... "BitGrail announced on its website that it lost $170 million to fraudulent transactions and that it has already reported them to authorities. It has suspended all withdrawals and deposits "in order to conduct…

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What would you pay for the ability to LDK?

For those guys who can't LDK. What would you pay as a one time fee for the ability to LDK for the rest of your life. It would be a satisfying orgasm way better than masturbation but less than sex.

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2 questions same topic about s with strippers out of curiousity posted

Out of curiousity answer this You are getting otc dj os in the club by a very beautiful stripper and other than a ld you ain't paid nothing unless you bought her a drink. Your thinking your going to get some.…

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Where Is My Buddy Juicy?

Juice has been MIA lately, hope he's okay. I'm guessing he's doing mad overtime at Piggly Wiggly or the WI-FI is down at the YMCA again.

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Sex addiction

So I've been seeing a psychotherapist for awhile now - lots of issues about my wife's chronic dementia/putting her in a nursing home, spending a few hundred thousand on my ATF, guilt issues, etc. He's an older guy who is very…

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Winning!

What are you doing when your winning?

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Mediyn

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Total chump here

So I feel like just putting this story out there one because why the fuck not as it was an experience. And secondly I figure my stupidity is probably entertainment for smarter strip club goers. I had a girl bring up…

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Trump-backing former judge pleads guilty to human trafficking charges

"A Trump-supporting Kentucky man who previously served as a district judge pleaded guilty to a slew of crimes on Friday, including human trafficking. Tim Nolan, the self-proclaimed chair of Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign in Campbell County, could face up…

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What is the optimal number of times to see a stripper or an escort?

It’s fun initially meeting a good stripper that I want to repeat with but there is always a learning curve with every new stripper. On the other hand, too much familiarity can sometimes lead to boredom, baggage, flakiness or the…

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Perfect Age for a Stripper

What age do you want your girl to be ? Do you want them so young you feel naughty ? Or do you want them experienced so they know what to do ? I think…

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How did the word Boob(s) come about?

B = top view oo = front view b = side view and there you have it! Boob.

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Crazyjoe Fought The Law

https://youtu.be/oAB4o1RqQ3o And the law won, but he did it anyway

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social organizations?

Are you aware of any organizations that a person could join that include activities such as strip clubbing, getting escorts, other sort of male activities that would be a break from the wearies of married/family life? Maybe its…

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Is Dilbert a PL?

Remember Dilbert? The on-the-nose comic strip that parodied the travails of a nerdy office drone, and captured the zeitgeist of the white collar working world in the late 90s/early 00s? You may be surprised to hear the comic strip…

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So how is your weather?

It's warmer outside my house at 66 than it is inside here in South Carolina. I lowered my heat so I wouldn't have to turn on the air. I heard it was in the 70's in the eastern side of…

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Would you do this celebrity?

https://imgur.com/a/ohXjV

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Mans best friend? A dog or a dancer?

I heard last night 5% is the difference between a dog and a human. Our DNA is only 5% different. Dogs even get many of the diseases and breast cancer, prostrate cancer etc that humans get. Of dancers say…

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This is for the younger people

Going on Roger Tex’s quest which would you choose fame or fortune who here is over 50, and believes a million dollars will fix what is wrong in your life. I’d like to state that no matter how much money…

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white dancers in Austin TX

one thing i found in Austin strip club is that white dancers are only are small portion. i used to go to Dallas to see more white girls, but any place in Austin i can find white beauties? just do…

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It’s all over for the Russian dossier

We now know that Bill Priestap, head of counter intelligence for the FBI, has been a cooperating witness for many months. He began cooperating when FBI Director Comey tried to throw him under the bus, blaming him for hiding the…

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Whats with butt plug

Was at my favourite club follies. Got dance from a young spinner who looked sexy. When she removed her top both her jugs were pierced. Asked her if it's pierced down there as well, she said not now but plan…

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Sw on "2 for 1 all night?"

About the responses i expected. https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?220255-2-for-1-all-night

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Re-Living Reviews

As I have started leaving Reviews, I have found a side benefit to myself from this activity. I now find myself reading my Reviews and re-living the experience of being in that club. Of course,…

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Wallanon - what's with all the math questions?

Are you working on the Unified Field Theory of Mongering (or something)?

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What is Mileage?

In the TUSCL glossary, mileage is: "Just how much shit you can get away with." That definition is fine for those who hadn't seen the term before and just needed something to get started. But it leaves a lot of room…

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Mileage Math: DFK > DATY?

Which is greater, DFK or DATY? Why?

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Mileage Math: DATY > BBBJ?

Which is greater, BBBJ or DATY? Why?

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dry skin or moisturized?

Yesterday I was getting dances from one of my favorites and she apologized for not having applied moisturizer to her skin. I told her that I preferred the feel of dry skin over greasy. Some dancers overdo that stuff. Your…

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I fart in my wallet

This way I always have gas money

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Native American dancers

I ran into one today at my favorite Atlanta club. At first I thought that she might be Asian but when I asked she told me that she was Native American. I said "Let me guess. Cherokee?" I guessed correct.…

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You are given 2 options (A) $100K with no fame; (B) $1M with fame. U hafta pick

No contest here. I'll pick option A, 100 out of 100 times. What about you?

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TUSCL February Challenge

Next time you visit a club - Put a STOP to unnecessary, courtesy-tipping on top of paying lap dance prices. Sure pay for extras at the negotiated rate. Sure tip when dancer does something extra for you without even you asking. But…

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Criminalizing strippers' work makes young women more vulnerable | Opinion

A stripper writes that the crackdown on New Orleans clubs has hurt dancers under the guise of fighting "trafficking." http://www.nola.com/opinions/index.ssf/2018/02/bourbon_street_strip_clubs.html

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California Exodus

Have people finally had enough of San Jose Guy and said fuck it I am out of here? No one wants to live near creepy Lloyd Schoene. I guess and also they are sick of the crazy real estate prices…

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Mileage Math: DFK > FIV?

Which is greater, FIV or DFK? Why?

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Recreational use of ED meds

I received a pm from a gentleman asking how my experiments with different doses of the ED meds went. Here is how I answered in case any of you are considering something similar. Hey _____, happy to give you my…

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Compassion and Strip Clubs

Do they really go together like water and oil or is it possible to find?

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Bady Dolls in Dallas

I'm travelling to Dallas from Phx and will be there for a week. I've been searching tuscl for the best club to visit and baby dolls stuck out. It seems like OTC is available in BD. I never pursued OTC…

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Strippers and their friends

taxi_driver made a comment in the Do Dancers compare notes on PLs discussion that made me think of a situation i've had more than a few times. That is the stripper and her "friend'. Sometimes there's even more than…

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Action in ct

Where is the hot spots to hang out

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Snow in Detroit

Detroit weather is terrible this weekend . I'm a dancer and I had plans to come up from a different state, I know I know wrong timing .But do people still go to strip clubs in this weather ?

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Am I the luckiest guy on this forum?

SJG responded to 3-4 discussions I initiated on this thread, and all his information is worth its weight in gold.

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Detroit is enjoying balmy weather.

Detroit is enjoying balmy weather. No reason not to visit this weekend. https://mediaassets.wxyz.com/photo/2018/02/09/460308485_20140105094207_640_480_1518183052586_77372746_ver1.0_640_480.JPG

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Dancers initiating the OTC conversation

How common is it that dancers initiate the OTC conversation with you? For me, this is pretty rare, especially from an attractive dancer that I’m potentially interested in. But I had a kinda cute blond girl an a non-extras club…

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would you ever co sign a lease for a stripper

Been seeing a girl OTC for several months, usually at her place. I know she has other OTC customers, two main guys. One she insists was just her friend, even though they fuck on occasion, which she knows I don't…

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Kate Upton — Guess Jeans Founder Fondled Boobs to Make Sure They Were Real

Using your position of authority to molest a woman is disgusting behavior. However, if I were the Guess Jeans founder, I might have to tweet "#MeToo." https://theblemish.com/2018/02/kate-upton-sexually-harassed-guess-founder-paul-marciano-including-fondling-boobs-make-sure-real/#new_tab

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Sex is Sex but Money is Money

This is a well-written article by an escort. What I liked best was her analysis of her customers. The writer is intelligent but also something of a cold bitch. https://medium.com/matter/sex-is-sex-but-money-is-money-e7c10091713f

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Some times the Floriduh news makes me smile. :)

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/09/florida-jail-hangs-neon-vacancy-sign.html

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Rate the Russian Olympic curler

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/russia-banned-winter-olympics-still-showed-full-force-052325102.html

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Do Dancers compare notes on PLs?

I had just sat down at a table in the club when two dancers came over all excited and said, "We were just talking about you!" Now, I'd gotten dances and spent time with each dancer separately, but I…

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Houston club shut down 16 yo rescued.

http://abc13.com/teen-allegedly-rescued-from-horrors-at-houston-strip-club/3055366/

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Another common dancer question

"What do you like to do for fun?" For the most-part I answer "go to strip-clubs" What do you answer? Do you talk about other hobbies you have or make up shit?

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Do you come here often?

Meeting a dancer you haven't seen before how do you guys answer the frequent question: "Do you come here often?"

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Butter Pussy

We often see comments about butter faces: girls who have nice bods but ugly faces. Have you run into a butter pussy? A girl who has a nice bod and a nice face, but there’s something about her…

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Mileage Math: BBBJ > CFS?

Which is greater, BBBJ or CFS? Why?

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Detroit meetup on Sat the 24th of Feb?

Was considering visiting Motown for the end of Jenna Haze's final dance tour. I believe she will be at Hustler Club on the night of the 24th. It would give us TUSCLers the opportunity to both monger AND…