Tourist trap which is worthwhile
My bro said we should get a drink somewhere and said he "knew a spot", was not expecting him to take me to a strip club, since we had gone to one just the day before, but man I'm glad he did.
We went in the afternoon, maybe around 4ish, there was plenty of parking, we were greeted by the bouncer who was cordial, efficient, and had good natural banter. I was generally skeptical of going so early due to the stripclub day-shift stigma, but was presently surprised by the club. Forgot to mention there was no cover to get in at that hour.
Once inside, there were at least 15 pairs of (sexy) eyes on us, and a tall petite Latina immediately came to throw game our way "maybe later, getting settled yada yada".
We took a seat at the bar which is well stocked, ordered some reasonably priced drinks and let our eyes focus on the main stage. There were at least two poles on the main stage with one girl dancing, one doing rail work and another off to the side "warming up" (but still putting on a show). So a good rotation, let's you see everyone in different settings/techniques. Stage performances varied, but we found the grand majority weren't putting much effort in on stage, until some of them would climb the pole up to the ceiling and descend like Asian acrobats, super volatile quality.
I was impressed by the sheer scale of the place, stage was massive, bar was long, and I found out later that that was only one of the main rooms. I knew there was an upstairs, but when I looked the place up afterwards they were saying this place is the largest stripclub in the world. I kinda doubt it, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were, on account it was built on the dead bones of a Costco. Also apparently it is featured in rap songs, kinda cool.
I also noticed the wide range of characters, athletic types, frat bro types, business men, some women also. The servers often were better looking than the dancers, but with so many dancers there was something for everyone.
We were approached twice in pairs.
The first wave was a really hot latina and a really not hot latina (on the heavier side with a lot of surgery, okay if you're into it, just not for me), the hit one approached my friend and the other one came up to me, she was a little pushy, but not rude.
Waved them off.
Got some more drinks, I went for a rail show from a teeny white girl with glasses and a perfect set. Got a great show, she all but shoved her ass in my face, while I placed bills in her string. Wanted to get her for a dance but she vanished into the crowd.
Another drink, another pair approaches. Another hot Latina, and another not so hot Latina. Again I got stuck with the not so hot One, but she was very sweet and endearing with her broken english, but looked kinda sickly, and her teeth, I can't place it but they kind looked how ones teeth look after drinking too much red wine, or black vodka.
Waved them off graciously, my friend is super picky, said he wanted to see the hot one on stage before hand. His loss.
Hit the head, which was filthy. Urinals were full to the brim with piss, soap dispensers were stubborn, not enough paper. A true hazard. A lot of girls would walk by and give a smile, or a clutch-clutch wave, but wouldn't push.
A girl caught my eye, and I was checking her out, so she approached. She was gorgeous, blue eyed brunette, and was just the right amount of thick (by my standards in any case), she volunteered that she was half Colombian/half white, whatever she was gyaaaat damn. Smooth conversation, I asked about a dance and she said it was 26 in the booth and 100 and something (can't remember was too focused on her, stripper effect amirite) in the upstairs room.
"What's the difference between the booth and the room, what makes it special"
"Booth is song by song, room is half and hour, anything else you'll have to see to find out"
Went for two songs, she took me by the hand and led me into the booth room, about 8 cubicles on either side, with a cushioned seat for me, and a seat for her directly opposite for when she was waiting for a song to end. She sat with me on the cushioned side with me while we chatted, someone told her to sit in her chair while we waited. I always ask what the touching protocol is, and she said anything except her meow. First dance felt mechanical, a lot of squat pounding into my crotch which isn't a good substitute for just sitting in my lap and butt jerking me, but I get it, I wasn't exactly giving off the I got money vibe, I didn't even know I was going to a SC.
I digress, the second dance felt more like a sales pitch, a lot more sensual, a lot GFEsque.
"Remember, you can do anything you want"
I was touching her a lot... Sure I'll bite.
"Not everything"
"Nah you have to pay for that"
"Oh yeah, how's that"
"Take care of me, I'll take care of you"
Song ended, paid her, and I told her I'd seek her out again. Was going to hit the ATM, but my friend was in a bad mood all of a sudden (later discovered to be legit reasons) and wanted to leave. Man I wish I hadn't, but I try to be a good friend.............FML.
(Paid 26 for each song plus tip)
Overall, I liked the experience, some good stuff some bad stuff, but again, there are so many girls that there is something for everyone, and I think it's pretty clear you can order off menu, or on menu, I dunno.
Worth a trip
