Poof! TUSCL is Gone, How Do You Continue?

"... If you’re like me, you’ve followed various interests over the internet through the years but I can’t explain how many of us have grown so fond of each other over a topic so bizarre as “fucking strippers.” ..."

If there's anything almost every straight-guy would have in-common is a high-interest in fucking hot young chicks, especially when is so easily achievable via certain clubs.

TUSCL is kinda a guilty-pleasure - sorta like drinking soda till I mostly gave it up in my early-20s - yeah I would miss it at first but it's not as if I would have trouble sleeping at night - now, if they closed all high-mileage strip-clubs, I may need to be institutionalized.

Really? where are you gonna get all your jokes you tell your friends at work that you get off of me on here? lol

The one good thing the Internet was good for (porn) and soon that will disappear.

Next thing you know there will be 28 approved haircuts that we have to get.

By the time people need this lifeboat, all PM's and posts will already be gone.

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TUSCL allows others to become strip club gods like ourselves. Without TUSCL, we would start to stand out but I think we might also get treated like royalty among friends and strippers alike. Of course, with more strip club newbies, dancers would expect more money for less which would be a slog to deal with.

How would I survive without TUSCL?

Some dude on a Huffy just pulled up offering me discount-shelf Easter candy if I'd hop on the back and join his underground club.

Sounds like a legit substitute for a place like this.

All this racket about shutting down the internet while the real weirdos and creeps keep running loose.

I'm not sure i could go on.

Don't worry. The council of ricks will ensure the preservation of TUSCL.

The ricks do not support any human trafficking or activities that exploit the powerless. I will gladly use all the holes of any sexy female hairless apes that wants the BSLC. Many sexy hairless apes love the BSLC.

But human traffickers deserve the wildebeest treatment. ROAR!

I find myself logging on several times a day to see if there is any new material that I can poke fun at.

Seriously, it's hard to know how much I would miss ot, but I don't want to find out. It's mostly the juvenile and irrational arguments that I enjoy the most.

I know I won't miss fishsticks

Continue? How would I continue? TUSCL is the only forum for witty and intelligent discussions about how to pay prostitutes for sex and how to come in your pants.

How would I continue if TUSCL was gone tomorrow?

"A guy once told me, 'Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.'"

I enjoy coming here reading some of the discussions and posting when I have time on average 2 or 3 times a week but if the site disappeared I would mainly miss reading the reviews.

But if TUSCL goes down I am thankful that I have the pompous SJCreep's lifeboat website to relieve me of my despair. LMAO!!!!

PLs will likely find another spot to be bullied and patronized.

What will really be missed is the invaluable financial and legal advice freely dispensed by the boards various experts, not to mention the erudite and civil political discussions.

^ don't mention it

Who the hell is "Rock" Dugan? Rick's ancestor from the Paleolithic Era? Came up with a system for clubbing cavegirls into submission?

I'd be quite bored during those 'looking at phone' periods. I used to spend all that time looking at Facebook and Instagram, but now this place is stop #1. I'd definitely miss all the different discussions and varying opinions from all the regulars on here. I'd absolutely miss the daily reviews, as that alone is great reading material for hours. Thankfully from this forum I have a list of great clubs to try out in different areas, but I doubt I'd find a place as great as this to get the inside scoop on every one of them.

Sounds pathetic, but I've grown quite fond of this place and all the regulars I see here. Well, most of them at least. Still don't care to join any site recommended by SJG but I have taken down Papi's side email at least. If this place were to vanish I'd probably go back to looking at FB and Instagram, and maybe Reddit.

There’s always smoke signals ;)

I believe Rock Dugan is Rick Dugan's better-looking brother

Rick Rock or Rick Rolled? Lol

Sadly my mind works a lot quicker than my finger errr ah I mean my fingers work a lot quicker than my iPhone.

TUSCL is a guilty pleasure. Sort of like bad Kung-fu movies. It would be disappointing to lose, but I have other ways to fill my time.

I'd miss the silliness here in the Discussion area, but for serious mongering I rely on my local SC sites. As long as they all survive then it's business as usual.

Ah dunno, i'll just do what i did before i knew about TUSCL. I survived somehow.

How are we gonna know about nationwide 2 AMers

I'll miss all of the posts, reviews, and discussions that boost my IQ

I'll miss all of the posts, reviews, and discussions that boost my IQ

I'd miss Lopaw more than anyone else. Especially since we lost FarmerArt. And the reviews, I would definitely miss the reviews.

With few exceptionsI have found the discussion forum rather boring lately.

I rarely do the escort thing, as most of the traveling talent that comes through here is too expensive and most of the local talent is beneath my standards. But I like to check to see what's available once in a while, in case a literal 1-in-5000 pops up.

Yesterday I went to Eros to see what kind of talent was coming through. Force of habit kind of thing. Saw one that looked good, then realized as I scrolled to her number -- oh yeah. Usual process was to Google the number and see if she was on TER, then check the reviews. Not on TER, might be a fake or a sting, do not call. Bad reviews, not reliable, do not call.

But yeah, no more TER.

I Googled a couple numbers anyway and, for one, a TER link did show up in Google, but clicking on it took you to the 'blocked in America' page.

It occurred to me that the death of these kinds of sites would be exactly that: Like things just kind of stopping in time.

There was a lot of knowledge to be drawn from TwoSheds: Which clubs had curtains still up, what places were remodeling, what dancers were hot, if you could track down any dancer you saw the last time you were out, etc. Now, that's just all gone.

It occurred to me that it's not the mongers like us, who have been at it for some time, that would suffer if TUSCL went away, at least not at first. It would be the new mongers. The guys who won't know which cities offer more than others, what can happen in Detroit, how to at least broach the topic of OTC without getting yourself kicked out of the club, etc. Over time, we'd suffer, too. Things change. Clubs close or remodel. New clubs open. You won't know if they're any good unless there's a way to compare notes.

I dunno. It just sucks. I feel like I've learned a lot from clubbing. I've been smart and learned a lot, although some of it came from being dumb sometimes, too. I've had the greatest times of my life. Met so many amazing women. Was able to find out what worked and didn't work in terms of a lot of things and took a lot of knowledge out of the club. Have had so much fun. 95 percent of the dances have been awesome. Worth almost every penny. It seems so odd that this can be seen as so wrong.

Having people impose values upon you, when you know no one's hurting you and you're helping others (back to my mantra of "smell nice, dress nice, tip well") is just tremendously depressing. Clubbing helped me get over an upbringing where overly restrictive values were regularly imposed on me and taught me to enjoy myself, to feel comfortable around women and to be nice and considerate to those who society might shun, which I think is a worthwhile value.

And it's all going away because a group of people that isn't even the majority, even though they've had most of the power for most of the history of this country, felt a little slighted by the fact a guy with a different racial makeup was in charge for a while and now feels the need to go on a power trip in revenge.

It just doesn't seem right.

Tuscl has been entertaining for sure, even when some trolls came through. What I'd miss is the platform to be able to discuss topics related to everything SCing and getting advice. Where else would I find besides the SC where like minded guys dissect SCing, but have extensive experience.

I have learned alot about SCing from tuscl, but as crazy as it sounds I never knew you could just leave a hotel room without checking out at the front desk. So I'm proud to say I learned that as it helps with my paranoia and OTC.

I would miss the reviews a lot. I still use this site extensively for review data, especially when I am planning trips. For all of its flaws, including shill reviews and crap posts, this place is hands down the best source for SC intel on a national level. I seriously don't want to even contemplate turning back the clock 20+ years and going back to the old ways of compiling intel on clubs.

This Discussion board disappearing, OTOH, would be no great loss to humanity. ;)

Wow, what a great time for me to come back. Just when I get a better job to talk about strippers again, I hear back page is gone and this is next to go!? Crazy!!! What else have I missed.

I'll definitely miss the readily available list of strip clubs that I can find easily enough thanks to tuscl. That and discussing the infinite ways of paying strippers for sex lol

I’ll go back to emailing random girls my dick pics.

I will probably spam a few whores emails with pics of my junk too!

They secretly love my messages and photos. They are just afraid to let others know.

If this site disappeared, it could be recreated on a decentralized platform like mastadon...I don't see the site going anywhere soon though...it is great reading and entertainment.

I’d be so bored that I’d have to start returning texts! :P

Welcome back!!!

@flagooner thanks

if tuscl quits i’d be bummed out even more since tjamigos quit and my stupidity at bonedin got me banned.

^ can't you register on Bonedin as someone else?

Time to visit Bonedin riding our Huffy bikes with SJG leading the pack

i have rejoined numerous times with different name, different email, different devices... the super moderater johnny patrol/california has found me and banned me six times.

^ wow

^^ he must be tracking your IP address perhaps?

If u use the TOR browser perhaps you can get around it - although using TOR is slower.

Smoke dat sativa

I'm sorry the disappearance of any single website, even TUSCL, will have no significant impact on my life. Seriously, we went from the mid-70s through maybe 2008 without the need to check every website daily? Yeah, you had e-mail, some companies had shareware CRM, and so on. It wasn't until around 2008 that the cloud debuted and so much of our work migrated online that the landscape of the American workplace began to become virtual. I believe that those of us old to have been living, playing, and working before the internet could still carry on without it.

Well this thread is 4.5 years old but since it was bumped i'll comment. Since I come around a few times a week it should be obvious that I have some attraction/fondness for the site but if were to go poof tomorrow my life would go on just fine.

Would I miss putting my foot up dipshitscrub's ass and watching him squirm, get triggered, and over react like a 15byear old? Yeah but I have plenty of things to do besides posting here.

This is why we need to lock threads.

I'd miss the reviews, writing them as much as reading them.

^
Why exactly do we need to lock threads, Tetra Ape?

This is a perfectly interesting thread. I could do withou OSU Ape and his bizarre obsession with Scrub Ape. I get the fact that Scrub behaves like a ferret that drank a quart or Jolt Cola laced with meth, but that is hardly a reason to get all bent out of shape about somebody. Hell, tweaked ferrets are fun creatures.

Did I ever tell you about my bud frankietheferret? Ol’ frankie was a total crystal meth/Jolt cola freak. One time I tried to get frankie to calm down b inviting him to gangbang this whore with me and the shark. What do you think happened? That crazy sumbitch showed up with a t shirt that read “super ferit” and then he totally freaked out. Poor bastard’s heart gave out.

Anyhoo, the shark and I still banged the whore and had a good time. So it all worked out in the end. Now why was I telling this story? And where the fuck is my drivin’ whiskey? ROAR!!!

I’d groan that my main source of club reviews would have to be from strippers…where the ratio of good quality to bad is like 1:5 or something like that. Don’t get me wrong, the good reviews are awesome and way way better than what a customer review can tell me. But the floor is also way lower than what a typical tuscl review is as well.

I would miss some of the discussion board banter, but maybe some would end up migrating to Reddit? Idk

Matters not at all. I started strip clubbing all over the country in 1975. I recall when Fort Lauderdale was awesome. I wish for the sake of humanity the internet disappeared entirely.

When you posted this thread there was still some civility left on this board, now six years later, it's pretty much gone, there are still a few of us around that can disagree without being disagreeable, but lately this board has taken a nasty turn, I'm getting tired of it, most of our longer term board members see it too.

^ hey little cocksucker, it wasn’t too lang ago that you were crying like the little two faced bitch you are when a thread was going around about you getting kicked off this website
I even have the DM you sent me thanking me for sticking up for you,
Got that Shrub, your fifteen minutes are up GTFOH

If I had 24 hours before it shut down, I'd get a few people's contact info (that I don't have already).

I'd make y'all jealous that I have an employer who flies me to Germany and puts me up near an FKK.

Rest of you, might be nice people but I just don't know you.

There is only one guy here who would be truly rudderless if TUSCL shut down. I think we all know who that is... (not founder)

^ Two not one

You're not wrong.

I don’t know. I was out of it for a while dealing with shit and it didn’t really matter. I’m not as frequent or a long time poster though