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Manifesto for ITC?

So I see that there are articles on how to play the game for OTC. Are there articles on the ITC game? Quick look didn’t bring up much.

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Your first ever dance

Do you all still remember the first ever dance you got from a strip club? As for me, I do. It was at a hole-in-the-wall bikini bar( so technically not a strip club) in north NJ, maybe in 2006/7. Still…

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It’s beeen 3 days since SB 52 - Anyone seen Skibum609?

Do you thinks he’s still in the fetal position on the floor of that anonymous bar?

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It's true, I left pretendDougster to pursue a meaningful relationship with full_

full_metal_RIL always wins!

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Forced break is over.

I have had to take a break from clubbing and SA for about a month. This was not a voluntary break as I was in the hospital for over a week. The story sounds unreal but it is…

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The Struggles of willing half a Billion Dollars

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/560-million-lottery-ticket-jeopardy-160855150.html She signed her name on the back of the ticket instead of setting up a trust and putting that name on the back. Now she's suing, possibility of forfeiting the winnings... etc. etc. etc. Now I am no genius like…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Brief Nighttime Visit

I stopped by the club a few weeks ago after 10pm. It was pretty crowded for a Thursday. The dancers I talked to were friendly but pretty focused on business and get to the point…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Its Cold Outside But Hot Inside

Stopped in for an afternoon visit last week on a Thursday. Not real busy and this was to be expected on a winter day in Niagara. Beers were what you would expect $6…

The New Pink Slip

East St. Louis, Illinois

Out For Some Fun

So after meetings in St. Louis at EJ, I venture over to ESL for a little relaxation Friday night. First stop is the Pink Slip around 1am. No need to go over club details, but…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Clean And Welcoming.

Slow night for a Saturday, but I guess people gotta pay rent around the first of the month. The bouncer at the entrance was friendly and informed me about the bar on the first floor.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Lo Liter

Decided to check out the old hi liter after a couple month hiatus. Been spending a lot of time at Bourbon lately. Figured I'd see if recent reviews were true or not. Walked in and…

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It Started at a Strip Club

http://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2018/02/05/paratrooper-punches-police-is-arrested-sentenced-all-in-the-same-morning/

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Only Attempt From 2am To Close!

So, I had a very interesting evening at this place and not in a good way. My visit started around 10pm and I was the only customer in the place. I should of headed out…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Back Iin The Saddle (new Title)

I haven't been to this club (or any other) for over 8 years. Doesn't seem that a lot has changed. Money for the dancers about the same. Want to go back for private dances when…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Kind Of Disappointed

By the time I got to the could most of the dancers were pretty used up. Some did approach me since I was "fresh meat" but none of them were really much more than a…

Tijuana

Tijuana Street Hookers

I'm in TJ for a couple of days. Staying at the Hotel Cascadas. Man, is this a wild place. Right in the middle of several clubs that are within walking distance.…

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Anybody want to go to a pig roast

https://usat.ly/2nP52RT

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What percent of PLs are in the strip club because they have a debilitating menta

I'm gonna say about 20%, but closer to 30% if we consider sex addiction a mental illness.

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MackTruck

I don't know who this motherfucker is but just stands in the back during group and never says anything. Nurse Ratchet says that all he has is the music so we can't turn it off to watch the World

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Randle_McMurphy

I don't know who this motherfucker is but he's making a lot of sense, saying very little.

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Never A Dull Moment

First time visit, passing through Jacksonville on way to S Florida. $7 to get in at about 8:00 p.m. Parking was a concern had to park way down the strip mall…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

My Go To Club

Once again Showcase delivers for me. The parking is in a secure spot. I paid the 30 bucks to enter and the place is packed. That is one downside for me. If you get there…

Lots Of Fun...

This place is perfect if you are not looking for any extras or anything crazy - but has a wide variety of girls-next-door. The girls are mostly 6-9 range and very friendly. The…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Starting To Get It - Late Night *only*

I’m a slow learner, but after 7-8 visits to Show Palace, I’ve finally started to get it. There is absolutely no point in visiting this club before 2am, when most of the other clubs in…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good Time Nothing Special

I stopped into Mpire Club tonight (Tuesday) to blow off steam from a stressful day at work around 8pm. No cover. Went upstairs to a small room with two small stages and a bar with…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

A Bit Chaotic

Stopped in on a Saturday night about 1am. Others have described the place as a rundown hole in the wall...spot on. A beer was $2.50 and cold. There were three girls working and I got…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

Ummmm........ No !

To be fair, I had just walked out of the almighty Hong Kong. So it had a tough comparison. But nothing in there made me want to…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Hidden Gem ... Maybe

For me, at least, this is the easiest club to get to. So it showed up on my TUSCL radar enough times that I knew there was a history of 'weirdness'. Meaning, it…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Dead

As others may have noted, this club is no longer nude. I went on a weekend afternoon and there were maybe 4 people there and 6-10 dancers. This was actually a surprising amount…

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711, Indian Prank Call - Hillarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8--qSMee7E

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Going to Washington DC this weekend

I'm headed to DC this weekend and will have a hotel room to myself. If you've read any of my reviews, I like high mileage clubs,like Bridgeport or Newark. Any suggestions to a fellow hobbyist. Clubs,. AMPS,…

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Necrophilia - Crack open a cold one.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5358437/Morgue-man-fired-sex-dead-Big-Brother-entrant.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Exxxotica Miami July 20-22, 2018

It has been discussed here a number of times. After four years, it returns to South Florida at the Miami Airport Convention Center. Now you can meet your favorite porn stars!

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SJG - get off the Internet and go back to your quarters.

Nurse Ratched said it was my turn to use the computer. I'll see you tomorrow at group, okay.

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What percent of strippers are in the profession because they have a debilitating

I'm gonna say about 20%, but closer to 30% if we consider drug addiction a mental illness.

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Solid But Not Great

The Rhino is always hit or miss for me. This trip i went in and sat in the back, mostly regulars there so wasn't even approached except by the waitress for drinks for about…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Love The Parrot!

Decided to try the Parrot on a Saturday without a feature performing. Good selection of dancers with a wide variety of body types. Noticed a few new dancers as well as some that have been…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Any Drink With Champagne Costs $20 Rip Off

Raven asked me to buy her a drink and she orders a mimosa, and since it has champagne in it, then it will cost $20. I didn't know this till bartender told me the drink…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Meh..

Arrived around 11pm after striking out at another place. They have a coat check now I've been here before and never seen it. The was a $10 cover. No valet parking. The place was packed,…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

It Wasn't The Best

This was my first time going to a sf club. I brought 100 dollars and trie to make it stretch, to be short it didn't last long. I was first approached by a curvy asian…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Tuesday Afternoon

Stopped by Candi’s around 2:30 . Admission was free with membership card , but the doorman asked for ID and took a picture of my drivers license . I didn’t like that much , but…

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Jerking Off instead of Grinding

Sometimes, when the lap dance is not very good, i just grab my boner and start jerking off (as discreetly as i can), just when i know that the dance itself will not make me LDK. It's sort of like…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Good Overall Visit

To provide a refresher on the layout, which really hasn't been covered in a while, the bar is double sided and smack dab in the middle of the floor, which allows central viewing of all…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great Club

The parking for this club is not a great. If you can't find a spot or don't want to valet, you will need to park across the street. This is not that big of a…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Better Than It Was

The good: This is the only club I’ve been to where the DJ is understandable, and is kinda funny as well. There are some hot girls. And a real fat one as well.…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Long Time No See

I was passing through the area and had some time to blow. I had already stopped into Vegas Club down the road and unfortunately had a bad experience and left (It was only one…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Decent Lineup Great Private Dance

It's been a while since I've visited, so the line up was mostly new to me. I went hoping Emma was there and after about 3 sets she took the stage. I had a…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wing Bowl

Back in philly for business and was staying near airport. Went in the afternoon and they had wing bowl party. About 30-40 dancers in attendance and a lot of customers. All kinds of body shapes,…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Bar Is Closed

Effective February 1st, Penthouse has closed down for the same reason it had to close for one day back in the beginning of January. They could not beat the City of Detroit with the tickets…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

Better Than Others Said

I had looked at reviews of Nicole’s and was not sure I wanted to stop in. I was still undecided if I was going to stop or not but as I drove by it was…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Slow Monday

I came to Mustangs on cold Monday night. The first dancer that I talked to started complaining about how slow the club was. There were six to seven dancers and three customers.…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

A Few New Faces

I stopped in on a min January Thursday. There were a few girls working. I was chatted up by this younger Hispanic girl. She was telling me all about her problems. It sounds like she…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Still My Favorite

Mario's continues to be my go to club. Sadly, I lost 2 of my favorite dancers... One moved on to a new career, and one moved on from this life. So on my last visit,…

Klub 24

Opa-locka, Florida

1 Dancer, 3 Mozzarella Sticks, $7 Beer, 24 Hours

I was excited to see a new 24 hour club open up in Miami. Klub 24 is located in NW Miami and is kinda close to other clubs I like to go to like Lexx…

Lipstix Gentlemen's Club

Deer Park, New York

Tries To Be A City Club...it Isn’t

The positives? This club is in a isolated industrial area by the train station and has a good parking lot. That is the end of the positives. Was confused of the name of the club.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Not Great During The Day

I had a day trip here since I was only in the city for a brief amount of time. I went in, and was so bored with an hour or so I left half a…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

Checked Out The Evening Ladies

In previous reviews, I and others said how you can go in the door like a pro and get full service happy endings at a Lingerie Model show. Please read these if you are…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Hot Ebony

This visit really blew me away. Started as a typical Dollies visit: looking for the best looking girl there (which usually still isn’t great) to take to the private area. But, on this night, this…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

Good Night

So same story here, in town on business it was Monday so didn't expect much but this place seamed like a good choice. The club is located near some truck stops but kind of ticked…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Monday Early Afternoon

Not one of my better days at CB. By 12:45 there were only three dancers at the bar. One of the three customers was having a loud and contentious exchange of words with…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

Okay Time At The End Zone

Had a couple hours to spare on a Thursday evening and was in the area so made a trek to Skytop Mountain to see the End Zone. Since the new highway, the traffic around this…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Nothing To Write Home About

Dedcided to check this club out after reading reviews. Got there as they were opening up, had one dancer dressed and another getting ready to dress. Waited for the second answer to get dressed, seem…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Thick Dominican Chick

I stopped by Cabaret last Friday night with my friend. Finding a parking spot by the street was pretty easy, eventhough this bar is in the downtown Paterson area. Upon entrance the security guy checked…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Not Bad

I haven't been to BU in a long time. I decided to give it a shot. I pulled into the parking lot and there was only one other car. Not a good…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Pretty Hard To Beat This

Was in DFW this past week and made a point to visit BDD based on the crack, insightful research available from our fellow mongerers here on tuscl. Arrived mid afternoon, parking lot was busy…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

First Club I Reviewed On Tuscl!

Well as you can see I haven’t been here since 2011 but I was out “Christmas shopping” and decided to stop in. No cover during the day, not sure about the night. Wasn’t quite as…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Not Very Pleased For A Saturday

So my wife and I were in town with her sister, and sis decidedes to make a statement asking about my wife N I's recent strip club excurisions and then proceeds to say she's only…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Bucks Cabaret Comparison Dallas Vs Fort Worth

I am a pretty regular customer of the Bucks Cabaret in Fort Worth. On a few occasions I have tried out the Dallas location to see what it offered. Most of my visits to the…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Very Careful With Your $$$

I cannot believe I am now returning to pm after long absence. It is less than 10min from my home but I spent so much in the past that I would even prefer to go…

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Here's another one

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/christie-brinkley-claims-donald-trump-hit-married-ivana-003547257.html Trump gets around. It isn't surprising that he hit on Christy. I was in Telluride once snow skiing with the ski club I belong to. She has a house there, every day I hoped to see her…

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Veronica from Scores, Mooresville,NC

Anyone knows where she works now, or if she is retired? Used to work at Scores NC two years ago. My rating for her= 12/10

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Mortgage rates and home prices

Home values, the largest investment for most people, have done well recently. But, now we are seeing mortgage rates rise. At 4.25%, they are historically low. But, that’s still more than 3.75% not long ago. There seems to be a…

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Rate the thot. I demand equal time papi chulo, shadowcat, gaca, flagooner, govik

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524916458

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It's not just for teachers anymore

Custodians just wanna have fun. http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/02/former_ohio_school_custodian_a.html#incart_river_home Just for the record, the fact that I'm joking about this doesn't mean that I condone it.

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Rate the Middleschool Lunch (for Fishsticks)

You’d be on a strip club board all day too at school if you had to eat that and have algebra and biology classes. https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=hp&ei=0ch5Wo-VBpGn5gLAuKLgBw&q=middleschool+lunch&oq=middleschool+lunch&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3..0i13k1l5.1674.5699.0.6076.21.18.1.2.3.0.259.3099.0j16j2.18.0....0...1c.1.64.mobile-gws-img..1.20.2997.3..0j41j0i10k1.0.Ff6hwELavrI

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Hot Dancers, More Customers

Typically, early Monday afternoon at HL would find about 10 customers and 5 to 10 dancers. This Monday, there were 30 customers and 10 or 12 dancers. I assume the increase in customers ( many…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Stoped In Spontaneously And Glad I Did.

I wasn’t expecting much being lunchtime in the middle of the week. Boy it was I surprised. The dancers up on stage or above average but the ones working for a VIP room experience for…

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Where is Borat?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5356869/Beauty-contestant-shocks-judges-revealing-hes-MAN.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Dancers arrested stories?

So recently I was at one of the Bucks clubs in DFW. As I got out of my car to head inside I saw there were 3 cop cars parked out front. There were a ton of dudes standing around…

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Rate the clubber! Perhaps this will end this thread!

https://www.google.com/search?q=clubber&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi5rJH_1JDZAhUDx1kKHbKFBLwQ_AUICigB&biw=1058&bih=531

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Two Visits,both Got What I Wanted

First time I went here I just walked right in the door on the left that says live girl entrance. Greeted by a guy and two girls game out of rooms. One black, thick and…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Its Been Better

Been to the club 3 times now and it seems that is gets worse every time. All the girls seemed more interested in there cell phones than with customers. Girls would go up on stage…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

After hitting up Mary's (meh) and...

After hitting up Mary's (meh) and Kit Kat (gambling instead of dances, but was nice), we headed over to Spyce to close it down (2:30am maybe? I forget...). Unlike nearly all clubs in Portland, Spyce…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Super Sunday

I had some friends in town for the Super Bowl and I met them at Wynn where they were staying .They wanted to walk but I told them take the limo or one of the…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Mnf Halftime Party

I went here on a Monday night back in November to try out the Monday Night Football halftime. I showed up not too long before halftime, since I was not really interested in watching the game.…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

A Fun Place To Go, But A Bit Too Steep...

I went here to wrap up my NYE fun, and it was a cool time. The club has a comfy feel, and plenty comfy seats placed throughout the place around the three stages. Only…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Mid Afternoon Visits

Was back east on a business trip , and was traveling through CT for a couple of midweek visits. First was a Tuesday right around 12;30. . Only a couple of dancers on…

The G Spot

Sugarloaf, Pennsylvania

Recommend Maybe Once A Year

My last visit to Leave It To Beaver's was in June 2017. I think it was too short of a time. I don't have a valid reason why I chose to go here vs. other…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

Nice Club With Talented Nude Dancers And Slots

We hit up Kit Kat after Mary's and I have to say this is a much better experience overall. We were still in gambling/drinking mode so I didn't get any dances (that'll come at Spyce…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Eh It's Not Bad

I showed up about 7pm on a Thursday night, the place was kinda dead. This was my first time here. The girls themselves were decent bunch of 7's. the girls were kinda pushy didn't mind…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

If You Like Thick Girls...

A buddy and I were out drinking late one Friday night and the conversation of going to an SC came up we flipped a coin between BlackJack’s and Heavenly Body’s We arrived at the Heavenly Body’s…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Nice Hometown Pub With Some Good Dancers

It is a nice pub with a friendly atmosphere. I was there around 8pm on a Monday and no cover charge to get in. Not to busy seemed to be mostly older regular customers. Club…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Always A Good Bet

Took the drive to this place because it about as sure a thing as you can find these days. Usually at least 1-2 of the available girls are fairly attractive and offering a full…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Expensive But Classy

Went here with a group of 4 bcoz we had heard that the girls are awesome. And, I must say, that aspect did not disappoint. A lot of different ethnicities (and hence options) to suit…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong Still Has Some Of The Hottest Girls In Tj

Went back to Hong Kong on Friday around noon after I swore never to return (because I always drop way too much cash when I go). One of my friends is a waiter there and…

Déjà Vu Tijuana

Tijuana, Baja California

The Owner Is Losing $ On This Place But Doesn't Care.

So I wondered for the last year how this place stayed in business because the last time I went here on a Sunday night there were literally 3 girls working and 3 guys in the…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This Place Is Not Bad

So this place is located on the corner of Calle Coahuila right down the street from Hong Kongs. I visited it for the first time on a Friday night and to my surprise there were…

La Cueva del Peludo

Tijuana, Baja California

Very Different Than My Idea Of A Strip Club

Went to La Cueva last Saturday at the suggestion of a friend last Saturday night. The place looks like a cave from the outside and is frequented by many locals. The place was packed but…

Tijuana

Rate the TJ streetwalker

This one's for the SJcreep. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3375455/The-AIDS-epidemic-Tijuana-rampant-prostitution-unprotected-sex-drug-addiction-gripped-beloved-Mexican-tourist-spot-just-south-border.html

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rate the street whore who would give flagooner a $10 lap dance

https://www.google.com/search?q=full+metal+jacket&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=ihL06aLvQ4GelM%253A%252CBfXKkGgZHoy48M%252C_&usg=__Uk2SlVxO02HnmJbwMV8tUHHpWEQ%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjo-c6tsJDZAhVNF6wKHbMdDFQQ_h0I4wEwFw#imgrc=WAArRKnQ1coOXM:

FKK Forum

Rate the goat

For our terrorist members. https://www.google.com/search?q=pictures+of+goats&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiwhvmkr5DZAhWDpFkKHVCSBGEQsAQIJg&biw=1366&bih=659

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Rate the Preggo. I demand equal time Err'body

https://www.google.com/search?q=sexy+pregnant&client=ms-android-verizon&tbm=isch&prmd=vin&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjf98DMrJDZAhVMyoMKHd5iD8sQ_AUIECgC&biw=412&bih=691&dpr=3.5

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Rate the pygmy

This is getting out of control. https://www.google.com/search?q=pictures+of+pygmy+women&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIze_aq5DZAhWTwYMKHRLqCA8QsAQIJg&biw=1366&bih=659

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Rate the Arab. I demand equal time Papi, shadowcat, Clubber, GoVikings amd Flag

Nadia Ali... I'll still go even if I was dead las https://www.xvideos.com/video30919419/nadia_ali_gang_bang_-_videos_-_arabianchicks

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Rate the Arab. I demand equal time Papi, shadowcat, Clubber, GoVikings amd Flag

Nadia Ali... I'll still go even if I was dead las https://www.xvideos.com/video30919419/nadia_ali_gang_bang_-_videos_-_arabianchicks

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Rate the Eskimo. I demand equal time Papi, shadowcat, Clubber, and GoVikings. :)

https://www.google.com/search?q=eskimo+lady&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQosKbppDZAhWqxVkKHdDwCTgQ_AUICigB#imgrc=LLo8JGkoPDNEhM:

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How do I get her to quit playing head-games?????????

My CF keeps letting other guys buy dances from her for no other reason than to make me jealous. Often times she'll do this when I'm away from the club. But I came in on a Friday night…

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Rate the Latina. I demand equal time Papi, shadowcat and Clubber. :)

not only do the clubs in my area suck, but its also not easy to find latinas. you'll see them every now and then, but they aren't plentiful like they are in miami, NY, california, texas as i've mentioned a…

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Super Bowl price hikes

Saw this pricing quote in a review for Minneapolis's Downtown Cabaret today from a visit last night post Super Bowl game. This club is no more than 4 blocks from U.S. Bank Stadium. "$100 to get in all the girls told…

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Do fellow Tusclians meet?

Wondering if there are regular meet ups for members on this forum, either as a formal one organized by Tuscl or if members schedule strip club visits together.

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Geez

Came back after a long hiatus. It's cold outside, no golfing comfortable enough to play. With that, it's not as busy in the clubs in this area. You also have to expect less traveling dancers…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Super Bowl Sunday

Arrived during halftime and there were plenty of dancers and PL. No stage dancing during the game though, and most of the girls were occupied. After the halftime show a private dance special…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Small, Cramped, And A Little Awkward

This club is mostly known as a tourist attraction because I guess it's the oldest in the city? A friend took me here for a "Portland experience". Neither of us ended up getting dances, instead…

The Man Cave

Lake Station, Indiana

Does The Job

Had never been to MC so decided to try it out instead of my usual NW Indiana place Fantasy. Had heard that some of my favorites from the old CT's were working out of there…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Summary Of A Couple Of Visits

I've been to the Salem Stars about a half dozen times in the last 4 or 5 months. I usually end up there in the afternoon or at lunch time. It is certainly the nicest…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

Not Too Bad

So I'll be honest. This review is pretty old (from last year). So I went to 2nd breath after Nicole's, where is your best value, but honestly the girls seemed to on their…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

A Blast From The Past

Was passing through, and with relatively little hope of anything positive, tried Red Room. Saturday days at one point was pretty good, and was feeling nostalgic. Then..WHOA. Half the best lookers of the past 5…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Tuesday At Polekatz

So I stopped in on a Tuesday. As you may know Tuesday is $10 dance day. I don't go on Tuesdays to be cheap but sometimes my schedule just works out right.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Got What I Came For...

In my mind this is a sort of dive, not extreme, but still a dive. You walk up to the front door and note that it’s sort of beaten up and won’t close properly. You…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Quality Time

I've been visiting Nikitas on a more frequent basis. It's vibe is a bit depressing: too dark; too quiet; too low energy. But if you find what you're looking for, then it's a…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Served It's Purpose

So I went on my day off. Arrived around 2 pm just s not after opening. Parked in the empty lot across the street. The neighborhood seemed safe during the day and as only about…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

First Time At Locomotion (couple)

I am going to preface this by saying the only club I've ever been to as a customer is the Sundowner (3 times) before I started working there as a dancer so my opinion might…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Slow Night

Was in Baltimore for business and stopped by the Block. I hadn't been in the Jewel Box before. It was surprisingly slow for a Saturday night. One girl dancing, and only one girl on the floor…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

What Happen To This Place?

Stopped by tonight for old time sake. I moved to Cleveland about 4 yrs ago so I frequent the clubs up there quite a bit. However i was in the area visiting…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Same Great Time

Was in town a few days ago on day shift. I was hoping to meet a friendly dancer. Things were slow and most of the dancers seemed to be hanging with regulars. I decided to…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

If You Like Fat Ugly Hood Dancers Then This Is The Place For You

This place is down the road from Tease and some other better clubs you can go to. I am a middle aged man, however when I visit this place on two occasions, I could…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Something Totally Different For Me

I usually go to Penthouse Club, but on a particular Monday afternoon about a month ago, Penthouse Club was dead and boring, so I decided to drive over to Flight Club. As I was…

Foxe's Go Go Bar

Garfield, New Jersey

Not Much Happening Here

Club is located across the river from Garfield near rt 21. Not too difficult to get to. Inside is okay nothing really that special. There is a square bar that surrounds the stage. There are usually…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Fc Review

Hadn't been to a club in a while and with the issues at ph, decided to give fc a try. I came on a Friday night. Got there around 9. Parked w the valet…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First Time At Cricket

This place will be my new goto club for now on, first off no valet which I was not use too. Beer was 2 for $10, cheap. With a very cute mature bartender serving. Don't…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Xcape

Alright fellas, second time around and this club is starting to feel like home. ;) Came in with about $60 and had an ok time. Still didn't go VIP but had a good time. So…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Not Bad, But Contact Varies Wildly

Nice physical club, been described will in other reviews. Nice to have alcohol and full nude. The dances are where this place shines vs the competition in Montreal (Better though to take a drive to…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Visit Started Out Strong But Overall Was A Letdown

Came in Sunday night after the super bowl. Night started off pretty well when a girl who said she was pretty new to the scene sat down to hang out for a bit. We started…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Same Old Same Old

Haven't been here for years and it doesn't change at all. It is worth a look if you haven't been there. The girls dancer is the center of a bunch of individual booths…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

Cheap Fun

Not much to report. Usual crowd with the Tiger game but the Kid Rock concert added some entertaining walk-ins around midnight. I saw our waitress pouting in one of the booths when we came in…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Porthole - Back On Track

As mentioned in the numerous reviews on tuscl - Porthole is your basic dive bar converted into a strip club. It is your neighborhood bar with strippers. Now to be clear during…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Always Fun At Club Rio

Been going to club rio on and off for a long time, always have fun. Generally, there is a lot more fun to be had during day shifts. Less girls and selection, but higher mileage…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Felt Like A Middle-school Dance - Girls Not Approaching

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Celebrating My Birthday On Game Day

The Sunday I went was on Superbowl Sunday. All the advertisements about the game referred to it as the "Big Game" rather than Superbowl which is kind of funny to me but I know…

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When she ends the dance early at no additional cost to you

I don't get stripper logic but thinking over this situation has kind of pissed me off. Dancer I'm attracted to comes over and tries to sell me some dances. We hash out the details, no VIP only floor…

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IPHONE Maps tracking strip club visits

Not sure if anyone of you use your maps a lot on your IPHONE but I do to check traffic when I'm traveling. I noticed on certain days when I go to the strip club that it now recognizes…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Great Place - Lots Of Selection

So Filmores is a little different. You first pay a fee to the house to get in, AND to get lap dances (you only pay once though). Then dances are $20 canadian each.…

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Down Goes Bitcoin!

Bitcoin "is down about 17% in the past 24 hours, 38% in the past week and 60% in the past 30 days" https://www.forbes.com/sites/chuckjones/2018/02/05/bitcoin-continues-falling-after-being-hit-with-more-bad-news/#3550178667bf Of course, this is actually an excellent opportunity to buy on this slight market dip, before the next big…

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post your random WTF! SC moments

Once, while at a FS, SC dive bar, the naked dancer on my lap suddenly utters, "oh my god, my cousin just walked in," as a college-aged dude walked in with a few other dudes. She walked right up to…

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Floriduh is chicken shit!

http://www.tampabay.com/news/Chicken-dumpers-throw-off-balance-of-Ybor-City-s-roaming-fowl_165030596?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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finding loose money in the SC

what's the most money you found at an SC? If a stripper accidentally drops cash without her noticing but only you witness it, you copping that free cash or nah Abandobed loose coins/ spilled change on the floor of an SC. You…

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Rate the Asian girl. I demand equal time Papi and shadowcat. :)

Without the tats. http://www.xnxx.com/video-hvj0p27/asian_stepdaughter_fucks_daddy

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I think this stripclub is trying to shake me down

I was in a strip club a couple of nights ago, ordered a bottle of champagne and attempted to get a private dance from the stripper. The charge for the dance didn't go through so I ended up leaving saying…

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Strip club toilet bowl tidal wave causes $4k in damage.

Police were called to a local strip club early Monday morning after a man destroyed a $1,000 toilet and $3,000 worth of carpeting, according an incident report. Myrtle Beach police responded to the Treasure Club around 3:46 a.m. Monday after 20-year-old…

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I saw the sign

Just found a $1 bill on the sidewalk, I’m taking that as a sign I should go to the strip club today. So what are your signs that’s it’s time to visit the strip club?

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Hilighter and LE

On reflecting about the recent LE activity at HL in Phoenix I had the following thought that I was curious about seeing if it holds water. I seriously doubt that LE reads these reviews for evidence of who to raid.…

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Giving Details vs Being Vague

When I do Reviews, I tend to be very descriptive. I'll tell you if I got a HJ or a CBJ or if I LDK'd . Is there stick shifting, is it all OTP.…

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Cell Phones in the Club

I like to get to the club by late afternoon (at the latest). I have the flexibility to leave my office pretty much whenever I want, but business goes on and I continue to get emails, some of which…

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Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

I am going to be in San Diego later this year and I am planning a trip to Hong Kong. I checked the stripper gallery on the website and was wondering if any of these girls actually worked at the

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otc to fwb

Has anyone ever turned an otc arraignment into a friends with benefits ...i am in the process of flipping the script . just wondering if anyone on here has done it...

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Gawker; I hope you can help your ATF.

Gawker; Again the solution to the situation with your ATF is in your hands. Think about learning to be assertive and setting boundaries as the first steps in stopping the letting her go and comeback cycle. Remember she has feelings for you too,…

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My top 5 Pornstar list

My type is long hair and boobs (Alexa & AJ being the exceptions) Alexa Grace: https://www.xvideos.com/video31946067/alexa_grace_loves_working_a_big_black_cock Cassidy Banks: https://www.xvideos.com/video32889313/realitykings_-_teens_love_huge_cocks_-_cassidy_banks_-_cute_cassidy Keisha Grey: https://www.xvideos.com/video32397701/brutal_monster_cock_anal_gangbang_-_keisha_grey Noelle Easton: https://www.xvideos.com/video6818136/big_natural_teen_titties_fucked_by_big_white_cock AJ Applegate: https://www.xvideos.com/video33042975/bangbros_-_sexy_blonde_pawg_aj_applegate_gets_double_penetration

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The biggest lesson I've learned from Mongering

I started going to strip clubs for instant gratification. I was tired of posturing and dates spending money and time that often didn't lead to the results I was hoping for. And so I figured if I was going to drop…

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Rate the petite white girl. I demand equal time Papi. :)

http://www.xnxx.com/video-huoppb6/anjelica_fucks_with_boyfriend

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Passenger No 10

Was waiting for a flight recently hoping to get out early in a space available seat. Saw this on the status board. Sadly, I didn’t make it onto the flight. http://imgbox.com/Vjmm8vT6

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Super Bowl LII

Who are you cheering for ? Not who you think WILL win, but who do you WANT to win. Patriots, Eagles, or genuinely don't care. When I'm not sure,…

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Have you ever stepped back and looked at what we've become?

I was able to go to my local strip club and kick it with a buddy. My buddy is not an OG monger like myself. It's been a while since I've been to club with a friend. I…

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How to get a girl you like from stage to your lap?

So you see the girl you like best in a club (assume you are not a regular and she doesn’t know you). She is up dancing on the stage and getting lot of attention from the men- tips and all. How…

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Strip Club Design II - Top Don'ts

If you were designing a strip club from the ground up, what things would you avoid? Is there a top "don't" on your list? I was initially thinking shot girls, but I've seen them done well in some clubs. Even…

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"We fawk dwarves in the azz .."

That's a line from the movie, 40 year old virgin Welp, I found out I fawk whores in the azz. Jesus, take the wheel. Was chattin with a dancer and she casually mentions that she lived it when I'm smashing…

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17 Truths About What It's Like to be a Stripper

Yes, several similar articles have been posted on here before, but I thought this one was well written. The girl who wrote the article appears to be from Europe, and openly admits that extras do happen. I thought her very…

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Penthouse Update

It does not sound good for what was once considered Detroit's best strp club. Our friends over on TwoSheds have reported that Penthouse has shut down for 6 months due to multiple violations from the Liquor Comission. When/if they do…

Using The System Part 3: A Pilgrim

I'm a disciple of The System, as in I absolutely and thoroughly believe in its merit. Like those who are enlightened by whatever religious book, I am similarly reading and studying The System, and asking myself what would RBD do? What is The System? More than a few ago years now, RBD published a Jerry McGuire like memo who's mission statement would read: OTC is inevitable for a man in a white three piece suit -- 35% of the time within 18 months* (You can read more about it here https://www.tuscl.net/? page=post&id=28041) I'm no rookie. I have used the System successfully twice: 1st time.. .( https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=36600) 2nd time.. . ( https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=37581) Success breeds confidence and confidence breeds success. I was feeling…

On drunks and ROBs

I know that there was a previous discussion recently about alcohol and nudity, but i thought that this might work better as an article as there's a story involved. Now there is probably nothing worse, at least as far as the usual things go (obviously there are worse and worst case scenarios), than being ROBed and being ROBed big at a strip club. It can really sour your experience at that strip club and strip clubs in general. I have a PL friend that likes a high end non extras club. It's the same club that was described in my last article about the baby PLs. He knows that it's not an extras club. In fact that day…

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Uncomfortable conversation

So, I'm just getting home from spending a few hours at a SA girls place. Had a good time overall, however, after I cim from a great bbbj, she looks at me while spitting Into a towel and says "I'm…

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Kissing in the front room.

Glad I have SJG on ignore. :) Today at Follies, during 2 dances, with a dancer that claimed that it was only her second day, actually kissed my lightly on the lips several times. I cannot remember the last…

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Rate the ebony

As I've often posted, I like thick AAs - not specifically b/c of their thickness, but b/c I like big tits and big asses, and wide-hips; and the thick ones are usually the ones that have these. But I gotta say…

Tijuana

Tijuana Or Bust !

I'm going to take the plunge and go to Tijuana next week. I just have to see the almighty Hong Kong. I'm going to spend a couple of days there so I'll try to get into…

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m and m’s.

when you open a bag... what do you do? eat a certain color first? and if so... what color?

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Gawker you can do it, I believe in you.

“Death is the noblest goddess. She treat the rich and the poor equally, without distinction. She ends all pain and suffering. She welcomes everyone to rest in her open arms.” Gawker; I hope your wife is able to rest in peace soon without too…

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Strip Club Design - Top Pick

If you were designing a strip club from the ground up, what is the top "must have" on your list? For me, it's having at least one stage where dancers can give mini lappers while doing their stage set. At least…

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How can you tell if the stripper really likes you?

I think I've finally found true love!

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Follies VIP turn down....who knew!!!

Never happen before....but was turned down for VIP...offered 200...said no way...huh...never heard no in follies before...Dancer named Angel...white...sort of thick...lots of tats..said she didnt do VIP...i guess no does exist in follies land...

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Can dancers do basic math?

How good are they in doing math like simple multiplications. Once after finishing seven dances, dancer took out the calculator to find how much I owe her and started entering numbers. Those are $30 per song.

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Where have you gone, mdb2203?

TUSCL turns its lonely eyes to you Wu wu wu

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Nuns win battle to close down strip club

http://www.wnd.com/2018/02/nuns-win-battle-to-close-down-strip-club/

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Last review date not updating?

I'm not one to nit-pick every little glitch with this site - unlike some here (cough-Papi-Chulo) - but when I go to the Nearby Clubs page, the last review date doesn't seem to be current (e.g., last review shows 11…

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What do you do when TUSCL is down?

With all the upgrades(?) and maintenance Founder has been doing, there's been a lot of downtime on the site. So how do you cope when TUSCL is offline?

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OT: 2019 Bullitt Mustang

Supposed to go on sale this summer. Most will be Highland Green color, with a smaller number being Shadow Black. (don't ask me why the Shadow Black, maybe for shadowcat). Engine is projected to be 475 HP, 6 speed manual…

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Interesting. Houston Strip Club Claims City Favors Competitors.

HOUSTON (CN) – A Houston strip club whose dancers must abide by a “no-touch” rule claims in a federal antitrust lawsuit that the city set it up to fail when it authorized topless lap dances at 16 rival clubs exempt…

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Using SA to find a HJ/LDK hookup?

Yes I know in advance some of you guys are going to shit on this idea. But browsing SA there are a ton of girls who have trouble actually bringing themselves to have sex for cash. There has to be a…

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Kismet

Well I picked up my ATF from detox today and it didn't work. So, she's got to go. She begged for another chance, she fucked me till my dick is raw, but enough is enough. She got on the phone and…

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Discussion Threads ?

Have not been on TUSCL today much - but I see some threads that have a "last comment 6 hours ago" then I click on the thread and the last comment was actually days ago, then I go back to…

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Surfing Accident

So a guy calls his to work and tells his boss he won't be in Monday. "Sorry boss, but I hurt myself in Surfing Accident". :"What happened?" says the boss, "Did you wipe out and fall off your board?" …

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Stripper 2AM'er

No shooting, just a drunk stripper. Considering that Amber's policy is the chicks have to sell 12-14 drinks per shift I'm surprised that this doesn't happen more often. Then again maybe it is common, it just doesn't make news unless…

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NOLa Leo

In late January 2018 there were several raids at Bourbon Street strip clubs. Very little illegal activity was found, but clubs were shut down none the less, and there have been protests and public outcry. See for example ... http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2018/02/michael_harrison_human_traffic.html…

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Pros and Cons of watching Super Bowl LII at the SC

Pros: Strippers Not at home alone Cons: Noise 30 feet from TV Not at home alone

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A young boy ask some his dad, what’s the difference between confident and confid

The dad replies “you’re my son, I’m confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That’s confidential.”

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Belichick's doing OK

His GF, I like them younger but @ 55, she's not a bad looking MILF. https://heavy.com/sports/2017/06/bill-belichick-girlfriend-married-engaged-wife-linda-holliday-age-who-is-photos/ https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/belichicks-girlfriend-will-rock-outfit-with-over-4k-crystals-at-sb/ar-BBICddQ?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp https://www.instagram.com/lindaholliday_/?hl=en

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Do strippers care about what you think of them?

What's your take on it? I'll post my thoughts later.

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Touching a dancers neck, face, hair?

I will readily admit that I am a gentle lover. I want a dance to be as close to making love as possible which for me includes occasional gentle contact with a girls neck/hair/cheek. However there are a lot of…

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Arizona expels legislator for sexual harassment

“The Arizona House of Representatives voted to immediately expel Rep. Don Shooter (R) from office for ‘dishonorable’ behavior after an investigation found he sexually harassed women over many years,” the Arizona Republic reports. Said Shooter: “I’ve been thrown out of better…

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Victims’ dad charges Larry Nassar in courtroom: ‘I want that son of a bitch’

https://nypost.com/2018/02/02/victims-dad-charges-larry-nassar-in-courtroom/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20180202&mpweb=755-5789953-711691148

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For you married or have a SO guys

Have you ever been out with your main lady and bump into or see a stripper you've recently seen in a club? Did she come over to you unexpectedly? How do you get out of that one? Is there a…

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'Being a sex worker makes me a BETTER parent': Mother-of-one claims working as a

The strippers I know love their children, but the children would be better off raised by wolves. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5343885/Stripper-says-job-better-parent.html

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Winter Olympic athletes to receive record number of condoms

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/02/02/winter-olympic-athletes-to-receive-record-number-condoms.html