Rocket Man

In honor of FOSTA, I thought I would do some in-person research at Criket to see if there was anyone new working, or if there was any word on the streets. It was a low-key visit until the end. I sat at a table in the back of the bar. Well-known dancer Rachel Rocketts, with the massive man-made breasts, was sitting next to me at the next table. She was sitting with another patron, but a guy at the bar was staring at her intensely, and made two trips over to talk to her, which I think is a PL Code of Ethics violation, correct? His stare was quite troubling, enough that the bouncer needed to get involved and eventually escort the dude away.

I was hoping to scope some new talent, but there was not much there. The tastiest morsel that day was my waitress, Nora, who was quite the looker and had a very nice petite body. Regulars know her well, I’m sure. I was finishing up my beers, thinking about doing some research at Bogarts, when Rachel Rocketts came back and sat down with me. Normally, I’m not into the massive fake tits — I like naturals, and perhaps ladies on the petite side more than overly voluptuous. But Rachel seemed like a nice lady, and I was intrigued by the massive tits, so I decided to go back and have a couple of dancer with her to see her doctor’s handiwork. Once in the booth, she offered a quite affordable package. Some oil came out, and soon thereafter, I left satisfied. Rachel was a nice lady, and I would recommend her, especially if you are into enormous tits.

I wasn’t impressed with the rest of the lineup. Did like Beautiful, a long-legged AA, and there was another AA (not JJ, who I wanted to see) who caught my attention.