A wife was quizin her husband what he'd do if she were to pass first.
Wife, Would you re-marry right away? Or would you wait awhile?
Husband sez, I'm not sure.
Wife, You wouldn't let her wear my jewelry or clothes would you?
Husband, No, of course not.
Wife, You surely wouldn't let her play with my golf clubs, would you.
Husband, This is silly, of course I would'nt let her use your golf clubs.....She's left handed.
As opposed to raping her while she's sleeping?
ha ha
Wasn't this funny story told by Jimmy Stewart on Johnny Carson years ago?
Two bar patrons engage in a conversation, a recently married guy and an older gentleman. The young dude remarks, "My wife is an angel !" The older guy shakes his head and responds "You are lucky! Mine is still alive".
Great jokes! TheeOSU - that was excellent!
Hugh - very funny!
Cashman, I first heard that joke when my High School German teacher wrote it on the chalkboard:
"GESPRACHT IN EINEM BAR: Meine Frau ist einne Engel. Du hast gluck, meinnen lebt noch."
Over 30 years pass, I know for sure I can't remember enough German to carry on a conversation but I can translate an old joke on a strip club board and pass it off as my own. Your Educational Tax Dollars at work. Now that I assume Herr Manfred H... is an angel, is he amused or is he crying as a result of the wasted potential of his students? LOL
Lol! Herr Evdokimoff is probably still frustrated by the shit we pulled in his German class in High School.
An old man and his son are at local bar having a drink. The old man tells his son he he has something important to tell him, he’s been diagnosed with terminal cancer. The father and son begin to hug and cry together, sharing an emotional moment.
Two of the fathers friends come up to the table and ask what’s wrong.
The father looks at them and says he’s been diagnosed with AIDS and will dead within the year.
After the friends leave, the son asks his dad why he lied and said he had AIDS?
“Simple” he says....
“I don’t want either of those two assholes trying to fuck your mom after I’m gone.”
2 guys sitting in a bar.
One says to the other "I fucked your mother".
The other reply's "Go home dad".
LOL
:)
But actually rather nasty.
SJG