TUSCL ALL-STAR SURVEY
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
1. Most Grouchy:
twentyfive
skibum
gammau95
2. Most Influential:
Shadowcat
Papi
Juice
3. Most likely to get murdered by a stripper:
Gawker
Johnsmith69
4. Who we miss the most:
Motorhead
Rech
Farmerart
Dougster
5. Who we miss the least:
Dougster
Alucard
6. Who we wish would go away:
Larryfisherman
San Jose Guy
7. Who needs to post more:
Silkypants
Carlos_spiceyweiner
8. Funniest TUSCL member:
Jackslash
Juice
Shailynn
9. TUSCL member most people would want to spend an evening in a club with:
Shadowcat
Papi
Juice
10. Funniest troll ever:
San Jose Gay
LMN
Mamisan
11. Besides Papi, who gives the best stripper advice?
Subraman
rickdugan
rockstar
12. Best TUSCL battle of recent?
Dougster vs Vince
San Jose Guy vs Mamisan
Rick Dugan vs Papi
13. If you're taking your stripper for a fancy dinner, you take her to:
Red Lobster
Olive Garden
Applebees
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2. Most Influential:Shadowcat
3. Most likely to get murdered by a stripper:Johnsmith69
4. Who we miss the most:Dougster
5. Who we miss the least:I miss Dougster and wasn't around much for Alucard
6. Who we wish would go away:Larryfisherman
7. Who needs to post more:Both, I don't remember seeing anything by either
8. Funniest TUSCL member:Jackslash
9. TUSCL member most people would want to spend an evening in a club with:Papi
10. Funniest troll ever:San Jose Gay
11. Besides Papi, who gives the best stripper advice?Subraman
12. Best TUSCL battle of recent?Dougster vs Vince
13. If you're taking your stripper for a fancy dinner, you take her to:Olive Garden
Most brilliant memeber of the "council of Ricks"?
The lion
The dugan
The turtle
The barnacle
The shark
Other Rick? Add your favorite!
It seems to me that larryfisherman is just a guy posting stuff he enjoys but getting random hate. Mtent may be consciously stirring the pot, but he could also be a goofball. As another goofball I sympathize and don't get the level of hate.
It is sort of like the guy who claimed to have me on ignore. I wrote an offhand comment expressing surprise and said person lost it on me how said person could see my comments I am unsure. Ok, I'm sure he must have been reading my posts...
My question there is: who's trolling who? I get that you might find my posts non-brilliant. If so, the ignore button is available. If larryfisherman is so objectionable why not click ignore?
Olive Garden is just crappy overpriced "Italian" food. It's hard to ruin lobster. Red Lobster is overpriced. But I had a $50 Red Lobster gift card recently (a few months ago) and took my girlfriend. Actual cost to me was about $50 + $25 tip (I tipped on actual cost, not post gift card cost). Not spectacular, but not a bad meal either.
I wouldn't pay actual cost. Or eat the "lobster waffles" in the commercials. But hardly an objectionable restaurant if it wasn't overpriced.
Are you going to take the stripper to an actual good restaurant? Take the strippers to the Red Lobster. It's brilliant relative to alternatives!
Mamisan is a troll? Lol!
Jackslash gets my vote for funniest too.
Nice work!
I think GACA is most likely to get murdered by a stripper's BF.
And I would nominate GoVikings to receive a free move because he is a really nice guy and is stuck in the Stripclub awful city of Richmond.
As for the dinner... I was voting for which I would take her to.
I was in Des Moines on a business trip years ago. Eating alone at a Red Lobster one night I looked directly across from me and saw a lady eating in a low cut dress. She had a cleavage full of sweaty matted down chest (or is it called breast) hair. Haven’t been back to a Red Lobster since.
I offered a limited defense of Red Lobster, but eating alone at the Des Moines Red Lobster sounds like it is well into the non-brilliant zone!
Not that a guy with man boobs showing off his chest hair is particularly appetizing!
Funniest goes to Jacklash and Mamisan.
2. No, it was a female or a tranny in mid-transformation. And this was 25 years ago so if it was the latter itwo was ever less common than now.
3. Eating dingleberries is definitely not brilliant.
2. Most Influential:Papi
3. Most likely to get murdered by a stripper:
Johnsmith69, but I think there were many better nominations out there.
4. Who we miss the most: Dougster by default for me, since I didn’t know the other ones
5. Who we miss the least: Dougster, again, by default for me.
6. Who we wish would go away:
San Jose Guy.
7. Who needs to post more: I don’t know either
8. Funniest TUSCL member:
Jackslash, but my personal nomination would have been flag.
9. TUSCL member most people would want to spend an evening in a club with: Juice
10. Funniest troll ever: Mamisan
11. Besides Papi, who gives the best stripper advice? Subraman 4 sho
12. Best TUSCL battle of recent?
Dougster vs Vince
13. If you're taking your stripper for a fancy dinner, you take her to: what a lame ass little joke! this wins for long running lame ass joke. :P
2) I’d nominate Papi or Subra man for most influential
3)JS69 most likely to be murdered by a stripper
4) I’d go with Motörhead and Rech as most missed
5) miss the least that’s easy the Txttyfag that was a Dougster alias not the dot
6)go away Grammy nut case
7)not sure I think maybe CARLOS spicy wiener
8) Funniest is go with Jackslash, but Papi has some good zingers
9)there are a lot of good guys to hang with here I have had the pleasure of many. One whom I have had many great evenings with is Papi, I’d like to hang with Juice just for his zany antics I bet that would be a blast.
10) Funniest troll had to be Rick the Lion, close second Mamisan
11)Best stripper advice I don’t find anyone to be smarter about strippers than Bj99
12) Best battle Alucard against the board, second best I’d go with a few of the Nina battles but honorable mention might be mine with txtittydot
13) I’d never go to the Olive Garden or Red Lobster by myself let alone with a stripper
14) I’ll add one more category most stubborn and that would be a tossup between Rick Dugan and SJG.
I joined TUSCL just a few months before Motörhead stopped posting. He was smart and genuinely funny. I hope he's doing well. Would like to see him posting again.
Papi and Subraman provide the best on-topic content by a country mile. I pay closer attention to Subraman, though, because I think that he and I have more similar tastes and thinking when it comes to strip clubs.
I'll mention that I also like hearing from Bj99. She gives good post. Also... boobs.
I don't really care about the other categories.
Fixed it for you. Well, with regards to SJG.
Example - I definitely would see GACA a smost likely to get murdered by a stripper but most others would probably pick gawker or JS69 first.
Bj99 - it’s a long running joke that strippers love Olive Garden and red lobster and a lot of strippers would take one of those 2 choices over a stuffy upscale restaurant for a date.
GACA - yes I love Juice and not afraid to ever patronize him, I also bust his balls more than anyone on here and I’m still the only person to meet him face to face. Am I gonna make fun of Papi or Subra? No. Juice is by far the best person on here to post zany topics and crazy ideas, that’s what makes him so funny and interesting.
I could have went longer on this list maybe I’ll add some more questions in a new topic thread later.
No offense - but maybe my opinion isn’t the best for evaluating who is most reasonable...
The safe money is on "sooner". Trust me.
PL of The Year
Best New TUSCL Poster
Weirdest Person
Best new poster: hmmm not sure, Mamisan?
Weirdest: I think SJG will always get this award not because it’s so easy to call him out but sometimes his responses to threads and 100% irrelevant to the topic, and it happens a lot.
Lest we forget last year, already had one die of an OD on me. And this last one a ghost...well she still alive I think, she just ghosted me.
Right. Provided you find a racist, bigoted, Trump loving, sleazy lawyering, birther conspiracy nut job “hysterical”
+1.
Times seem a little dark right now, with religious whack jobs on the right and ridiculous Nanny state liberals on the left screwing around with our liberties, but this too shall pass.
(Shhh...wait for it...)
LOLOL
7. Who needs to post more: phoenix133
8. Funniest TUSCL member: lopaw
9. TUSCL member most people would want to spend an evening in a club with: twentyfive
11. Besides Papi, who gives the best stripper advice? Chili Palmer (for me, most actionable advice for my clubbing style, based more on SJC posts than Tuscl)
I gotta change my vote here to SJG. That would be an unforgettable, bizarre experience.
Only if you enjoy being bullied